Biden: “With all due respect, Judge—and I say this in the spirit of congeniality—you’re quite the racist, aren’t you?”
Alito: “No sir, I don’t believe I am.”
Biden: “Sure you are.”
Alito: “No, I –”
Biden: “Yes, you are.”
Alito: “—Actually, I don’t believe I’m a racist at all, Senator –”
Biden: “It’s okay, you can say it, I’m not judging you. I’m simply noting that it must be hard to make clear-eyed legal decisions what with that pointy white hood covering your racist face all the time.”
Alito: “I don’t accept that characterization, Senator –”
Biden: “– Please, I don’t mean for you to take offense. Really I don’t. After all, not everyone can be as sensitive to the suffering of the Negroes as, say, I or my Democratic colleagues are. We all know that.”
Alito: “But I –”
Biden: “—Relax. There’s no shame holding onto a bit of quote unquote old boy traditionalism, sir. I’m not here to judge, trust me”
Alito: “Of course not, Senator.”
Biden: “I mean, not everyone can be a Rosa Parks or a Martin Luther King Jr, after all, right? The world needs its Bull Connors, too.”
Alito:
Biden: “…Speaking of which, do you mind if I call you ‘Gootch’…?”*
****
related, from the new Mark Levin blog at NRO. Somewhere, Rod Dreher breaks into a cold, crunchycon sweat…
Heh. Lindsey Graham just said he won the pool: he said it would take 12 minutes of talk before Biden asked his first question, and the real time was 11:30.
Shorter Biden: “I’m obviously not voting for your confimation, you mouth breathing racist uterus-bandit. So sit quietly and listen to me sing.”
Biden: “Mr. Alito, did you enjoy killing those cute little puppies with a golf club and then sodomizing the lifeless corps of the mommy dog? A simple yes/no answer would suffice.
He left out “the party that rioted whenever a Republican was elected to office in Louisiana”.
Robert Crawford, how dare you confuse this conversation with facts!
Still the same, no change.
Every time Joe Biden smiles that cheezy, insincere smile of his, I check to see if my wallet is missing.
Doesn’t Biden have a recurring plagerism problem?
I’m taking bets on how long before some leftist “free speech” advocate throws a pie in the cace of Alito.
Afterall, not only will you not be condemned by the “civil libertarians” on the Left, it’s also cheap (only costs $250) —
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/04/12.html#a2423
Bonus Round: Guess Alito’s Freeper name?
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/01/10.html#a6652
Lastly, let’s all quote Frank Zappa:
“Zappa: The biggest threat to America today is not communism; it’s moving America towards a fascist theocracy and everything that has happened during the Reagan administration. Is steering us right down that pipe.”
Is this an official transcript from the proceedings, or is this some of your creative writing shit, showcasing your mad sarcasm skillz?
I honest to fuck can’t tell the difference any more!
I prefer not to quote Frank Zappa.
Ever.
Dweezil, on the other hand–GENIUS!
Also from Frank Zappa…
(Dinah-Moe Hum)
“So I pulled on her hair,
Got her legs in the air,
And asked if she had any cooties in there.
(Whaddya mean cooties? No cooties on me!)
She was buns-up kneeling,
(buns-up!)
I was wheelin’ and dealin’;
(wheelin’ and dealin’!)
she surrendered to the feelin’
and she started in to squealin’.”
Okay. I had to look Frank Zappa up on Wikipedia, because I honestly had never heard of the man before.
But now, you know, I know that he was a musician who recently had a species of urinary tract bacterium named after him.
So. . .er. . .my horizons have been broadened, and I thank you for that.
Now, let’s all quote Herman Melville:
“There is the grand truth about Nathaniel Hawthorne. He says NO! in thunder; but the Devil himself cannot make him say yes. (And don’t think I haven’t tried)”
“Mr. Alito, are you still beating your wife?”
I saw Biden’s turn a rambling monologue across an endless plain of ego
Text of the proposed 28th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America:
1. Congress shall make no law prohibiting the free exercise of common sense in the bodily and prejudicial removal of Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., a lawyer and politician from Wilmington, Delaware, from the presence of any microphone, camera or other similar device whose purpose is to record, convey or distribute his speech.
2. The keeping of arms and a well regulated militia, being necessary for the enforcement of this amendment, shall not be infringed.
Like anyone should be suprised that the Dems turned this in to yet another made for TV mini-series.
”Alito-The Racist Cometh”
By the way, I was just reading something about Senator Teddy Kennedy’s new childrens book.
Did you know Teddy named his dog Splash??
Can you freaking believe that? Splash? That’s like OJ naming his dog stab or something. Unbelievable.
Jeff,
Where did the post just above this one go?
Did you decide to sell your wife’s kidneys or something?
I think you’re all just jealous of Biden’s perfect white teeth. He sure likes to show them a lot. His ass too, but that’s really more of a metaphor. Great teeth though.
Alito: “Well Mr. Biden, the details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.”
Thank you, nate. It has been a long time since I laughed that hard. People are stopping by my office to see if I am alright.
TW : trying. I am trying to regain my composure, unsuccessfully.
Nah–Atrios offered 5,000 dollars if Jeff would give him a good, hard spanking with a leather-bound copy of Ann Coulter’s ‘Treason’–no questions asked.
And he would’ve doubled it, only Jeff doesn’t own spurs or a Stetson, and didn’t care to fake a Texas accent.
S.W.: “low”–Nah, just all in good fun.
The sad part is that the quote cited by Mr. Crawford, from Mark Levin’s post, represents a history lesson that most under the age of 40 aren’t familiar. And it is no laughing matter.
At some juncture last year–I think it was pre-Katrina, but nonetheless, it was some media-produced racial demagoguery–the name and reputation of Bull Connor was bandied about, and the underlying assumption of the under-40 crowd was that Connor was a southern, Republican politician. When I pointed out the facts, as Levin has, that the obstructionist and biggoted southern politicians were all Democrats, it led only to consternation as it contradicted long-held, though incorrect, beliefs about southern politics in the civil rights era.
Just another example of the “fake, but accurate” storyline that leftists spew. Shocking, isn’t it, that the “fake, but accurate” line has been with us longer than we realize.
As Jeff continually points out, the danger of surrendering control of the narrative and/or the interpretation thereof, is at the risk of your peril and demise.
Tman:
OJ’s dog is named “Slash”.
I think you’ve actually written more words for Alito here than Biden actually allowed him to speak.
I’m glad you said “most”.
FWIW—the bit about riots in Louisiana whenever a Republican won came from the Cabildo (sp?) museum in the French Quarter. Of course, the reason wasn’t so much the candidate’s party as his race, since for most of the Jim Crow period, the only political party in the south that would allow blacks to run was the Republicans.
On today’s installment of Name That Quote, we have a dandy:
“I felt like a [n-word],” remarked the 70-year-old white multimillionaire graduate of Princeton University and Harvard Law School.
Triple points will be awarded if you can also name the Poverty Pimp that bailed out the man quoted above!
OK, now we are to the bonus round of Name That Quote! Here’s a little jewel of a quote:
“My old mom told me, ‘#####, you can’t go to heaven if you hate anybody.’ We practice that. There are white (n-word)s. I’ve seen a lot of white (n-word)s in my time. I’m going to use that word. We just need to work together to make our country a better country, and I’d just as soon quit talking about it so much.”
You win a Lazyboy pleather recliner if you can tell me what year that quote was made!
1. Ralph Nader
2. Robert Byrd. I’m guessing the year as 1993.
Was it Ralphie Nader?
The Zappa quotes referenced aboved were directed at attempts to censor and label music recordings by the PRMC. The PRMC was founded and led by Tipper Gore.
Don’t let me spoil your fun, though.
You just had to let us know that, didn’t you?
Nurse, I think it’s time for my nap now.
Well, I’ve heard of Frank Zappa before. Largely to my regret.
Robert Crawford—Don’t forget “the party of secession.”
Hmmm.
No Jeff.
What we really need to see is Senator Robert “Kleagle” Byrd calling Alito a racist.
I figure then the massive shifting of irony in the universe will cause a reality implosion and Ted Kennedy’s huge head will finally collapse into a neutron star.
Sorry, ed, but I was watching the Biden questioning. And I’m pretty sure I’ve got the exchange down verbatim.
Hmmm.
Well there’s still hope in the full Senate.
Biden still sincerely believes he can be president. The only way he’d get my vote is if Teddy Kennedy was his opponent.
No, wait, if his opponent was Jimmy Carter, I’d vote for Joe too.
TW: lifetime – not in mine.
Earthling in a time of Pomeranians,
You were ever so close!
1. Ralph Nader gave that quote and Al Sharpton bailed him out.
2. Robert KKK Byrd gave that quote and the year was 2001.
Thank you all for playing Name That Quote! Don’t forget to spay and neuter your pets. Good night all!