So, you know, feel free to help a brother out. And while you’re at it, if anybody reading this happens to knows of a discreet way to beat back a 48-hour Cherry Nyquil erection, I’m all ears—and yes, I promise next time to use the little plastic dosing cup rather than trying to play bartender and top off my Sidecar with the stuff.
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And while you’re at it, if anybody reading this happens to knows of a discreet way to beat back a 48-hour Cherry Nyquil erection
I’m sure that the usual way of beating back these things will work just fine.
CHERRY NYQUIL?!?!?
Insomnia eh?
Cherry Nyquil, huh? Gots to get me some of that.
42 percent bay-bee!!
Kicking some serious butt…woo hoo.
Solution: 12-hour Sudafed.
Nothing kills an erection more effectively, except perhaps a clip of Michael Moore re-enacting scenes from Brokeback Mountain.
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Last time I took cherry Nyquil my entire face had a 2 day orgasm. Turned out it jacked my BP up to stroke level plus. If you suffer from high blood pressure, leave that shit alone.
The erection thing sounds pretty cool but my wife is morally opposed to fuckin me while I cough all up in her face.
Can gentiles vote?
swimdad, gentile
You must have some of the old stuff. Because of all the tweakers out there Nyquil had to take the effective ingredient out of the formula.
It’s no longer the “night time, coughing, sniffling, sneezing so you can screw better” product of choice.
“if anybody reading this happens to knows of a discreet way to beat back a 48-hour Cherry Nyquil erection, I’m all ears”
Maybe you should consult your physician.
So… You’re Jewish?
Why bother? Just get out and ride a few crowded buses and elevators, son! Can yuh fee-yull the love?
It’s like that dumbass warning in the Cialis commericials: “If your erection persists for more than four hours…”
Sunshine, at my age, if my erection persists for more than four hours, I’m not telling my physician, I’m telling Everybody I Know.
Phinn–
Facking Sudafed!! No kidding. I can’t tell you how many times that shit has messed up my Saturday morning!
Gelatinous blubber…
– So Yo dude. If Mr. Hap-penus wasn’t so small you wouldn’t get it stuck in the little plastic dosing cup in the first place. Not the sort of thing you want to bitch about…audibly anyway….
Hey dude? Got bail?