Could be it’s just the Freixenet talking, but I’m almost positive Ryan Seacrest has been hitting on me all night with his eyes…
Ooh, walnuts—!
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Happy New Year to protein wisdom readers and commenters!
Back atcha!
yay! happy new year!
Happy New Year to you and yours as well Jeff, and thank you beyond measure for a transcendent year (more actually) of blogging!
TW real, as in “for”
Happy New Year, Jeff!
I think this is the armadillo’s year. I can just feel it.
Happy new year, Jeff. It’s already gone by me, so it’ll be coming your way in ten minutes or so.
We do hope, of course, that your first post of 2006 will be to let us know the fate of all those Kenny G CDs. A diminishing natural resource which we must all conserve, what?
Once that’s done, bottoms up and go to bed. If Ryan Seacrest is looking good to you, cancel the “bottoms up” part.
Regards,
Ric
Happy, happy, happy. All our best to your wife and beautiful young son. And, you know: you.
Hey, man: I love all you guys. We’re, like brothers and sisters in commenting. We share, like, a bond of . . . of blogossitude.
[Actually, I’m sober now. Maybe I’ll go fix that and make these announcements for real.]
Happy New Year to you nice people.
TW: why. “‘Cause we like you.”
A happy and Korbel-fueled New Year to all!
Happy New Year!
We didn’t have Ryan Seacrest, just a mostly naked man running through a flaming daruma doll. Or at least that was last year’s show. I actually fell asleep around 8:00.
Here’s looking forward to a great year–
and thanks for everything, Jeff.
Merry New Year Jeff and commenters. It has been a pleasure reading and occassionally providing a comment or two to your site. If nothing else, I think I’ve improved my linguistic skills reading what you have to offer.
You’ve done yoemans work covering and providing helpful insight into the NSA non-scandal. If Tookie can be put up for a Nobel Peace prize, there should be something you can be awarded for all the hard work and fact checking done to educate the masses. I don’t know, a bronzed armadillo or maybe the first annual award for “rock hard” reporting consisting of a granite rendition of Dick Cheneys cock. Of course it would have to be outside, because there just can’t be room enough in the house for something that massive.
Keep up the fantastic work you do Jeff.
TW: I really should be “doing” my wife right now, but hell, with the prospect of dancing a armadillo, the wife can wait.
Regards,
Mike
Happy New Year Jeff and all my Protein Wisdom friends.
… I’m almost positive Ryan Seacrest has been hitting on me all night with his eyes
He was just checking out your stylish and sexy new rimless glasses, Jeff. Why does it always have to be about you, man? Face it, buddy – you were nothing more than a mannequin to Ryan. It’s over. I know you feel used, and cheap, like a dirty, dirty whore; but you’ve got to move on with your life.
I hope this coming year you can learn to share more, maybe give the ‘dillo, John Merrick’s ghost, et al their fair share of the credit for all the hard work that gets done around here. Because as I’m sure you know, we’re all expecting an awful lot from you in 2006, now that you’re making that crazy PJM money!
So Happy New Year, protein wisdom!
Happy new year, everybody.
Jeff: Thanks for keeping me interested.
TW: Better. Damn right.
A very Happy and Blessed New Year to all!*
* except the French.
Happy New Year to everyone, except the idiot executive who decided it would be a good idea to have a recent stroke victim host the NYE show.
Maybe next year they’ll have him co-host with Kirk Douglas.
Happy New Year, Jeff!
Happy New Year minions!
I only turned on the Dick Clarke countdown for the last 10 minutes … it was bittersweet to see Dick trying his best.
And, sheesh, was Mariah Carey stoned or is her brain cell just permanently fried?
Oh crap, I’m awake.
Haiku hurts. Good luck, almost
everybody. Ow.
Happy New Year, y’all.
TW: Working. Why yes, I am at work. Working.
Darleen,
the answer is ‘yes’.
Happy New Year to all.
Would everyone please stop blinking so loud?