21 Replies to ““The Schrödinger’s cat downloads some porn post” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)”

1. Major John says:

   January 3, 2006 at 8:03 pm

   I dunno what the cat is up to, but I thought I saw Enrico Fermi leaving with a sly grin on his face…

2. 6Gun says:

   January 3, 2006 at 8:22 pm

   Now we just need a thread on the Dancing Wu Li Playmates…

3. shank says:

   January 3, 2006 at 8:24 pm

   Okay, so I read that article and the only thing I can come away from it with is that some people think cucumbers taste better pickled.  Well, that and when will these advances in quantum mechanics all me to ‘see the matrix.’ Cuz I’m all about that.

4. mojo says:

   January 3, 2006 at 8:27 pm

   Well, so much for spin.

   At least the cat still has color and charm…

   But WHAT color? How MUCH charm?

   It’s driving me insane!

5. utron says:

   January 3, 2006 at 8:40 pm

   How can Schrodinger be so sure what the cat’s up to?  Thanks to quantum indeterminacy, it might be coming and going simultaneously.

   T/W: “anti.” Meanwhile, in another universe, someone posted a comment making exactly the opposite point and got the T/W “pro”…

6. Kirk says:

   January 3, 2006 at 9:10 pm

   And people don’t believe me when I tell them my cat can spin two directions at once.  Punks.

7. Boner of Zion says:

   January 3, 2006 at 9:27 pm

   Moreover, like miniature Rockettes, they were all doing whatever it was they were doing together, in perfect synchrony.

   Good thing about science journalists: unlike “real journalists” who (always) say “synchronicity” in these situations, they know many words and what all those words mean.

   Bad thing: their similes are (always) like little poopy things.

8. natesnake says:

   January 3, 2006 at 9:57 pm

   It was probably midget porn.  That’s more interesting than arousing (sans Kleenex).

9. B Moe says:

   January 3, 2006 at 10:01 pm

   Am I wrong in inferring from this that it is not progressive to be reality-based after all?

10. TODD says:

    January 3, 2006 at 10:13 pm

    My question to those who are knowledgable in quantum physics is this. Which of the 2 atoms is the aggressor? The clockwise or the counter clockwise?

    We will probably never know….

11. sleeperg says:

    January 3, 2006 at 11:28 pm

    Cat: Dude, let’s switch places for awhile.  If Everett is right, in your world(s) you’ll be so damn bored you’ll be sending out for more Kleenex. 

    And if not, I’m not peeking in, so you can stay in that wave state, dude.  I’m outta here!

12. bobonthebellbuoy says:

    January 3, 2006 at 11:51 pm

    Damn the cat, I’m still getting over the loss of purgatory. I think it’s time to alter my state.

    TW “english” can you put english on a spinning particle, cause that would be so cool.

13. wishbone says:

    January 4, 2006 at 12:20 am

    Interestingly, attempts to spin two Democrats in opposite directions failed.

    Except Joe Lieberman.  Because we all know ex-Vice Presidential candidates from the 2000 campaign don’t spin per se.  They apparently just come to their senses.

14. richard mcenroe says:

    January 4, 2006 at 12:37 am

    OK, now maybe I don’t want to open the box…

15. MC says:

    January 4, 2006 at 12:37 am

    Will we ever know whether he’s a top cat or bottom cat?

16. commander0 says:

    January 4, 2006 at 12:45 am

    I once saw a stripper spin both ways at the same time.  I couldn’t figure out how she did it either.  Or what it meant.  “Such” things are not for mortal men to grasp.

17. Attila (Pillage Idiot) says:

    January 4, 2006 at 1:31 am

    Bohr responded with a six-page essay in Physical Review that contained but one simple equation, Heisenberg’s uncertainty relation. In essence, he said, it all depends on what you mean by “reality.”

    I knew Bill Clinton had to have heard someone else use the line first.

18. triticale says:

    January 4, 2006 at 1:31 am

    Was that Schrödinger or Hümdinger?

19. Beck says:

    January 4, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    And yet the golden apple can be anything you want it to.

20. pishposh4567 says:

    January 4, 2006 at 8:44 pm

    Do us all a favor Jeff – give that cat a dollar and send him to Cockeyed Jenny already.  And if he doesn’t know where to find her, he can always ask your armadillo – he knows for sure…

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