A discussion about the Holocaust, which aired December 27 on the Iranian News Channel (IRINN), revealed what we’ve all secretly known all along: the wholesale slaughter of Jews in concentration camps in WWII is, in fact, a “myth,” and the crematoria and gas chambers used by the Nazis were really just public health tools—the crematoria “used to burn the bodies of those who died of typhus or contagious diseases” and the gas chambers “for disinfecting the clothes and the possessions of the prisoners.”
Which, I’m glad that much has been cleared up, because I’d always been taught to believe the worst.
Alternately—and let’s stipulate for purposes of this very narrow argument that the Holocaust actually did happen (and is not some Zionist myth meant to drum up international support for Jewry, though we all know the suggestion is at best dubious)—even if the Holocaust were real, the Israeli program of targeting terror leaders bent on slaughtering teenagers in malls or children on school buses is, by any objective measure, a far worse crime than the Nazi Final Solution. At least, so says Syrian TV.
Which argument makes sense, if you think about it from the perspective of Islam, because in one scenario Muslims are being targeted, while in the other, it’s only dogs and pigs—vermin—who are being exterminated. So, y’know. QED.
Anyway, it’s high time the Truth is being told about one of history’s greatest political frauds. And thankfully, it looks like some in the west are beginning to get the message!
(h/t Allah)
But, hey, why go all the way to Germany looking for the Truth? Luckily, Americans, too, are beginning to understand the Holocaust.
Sure, you wonder, the regular volk, er, uh, folk get it..but what about our elected officials?
Not to worry!
Are there any Muslims out there who are offended by this nonsense?
Not to mention what else the purported victims have been up to, according to Hugo Chavez.
Amazing how the grand unifying theory of all despots includes anti-Semitism, the most persistent intellectual pathogen in history.
Man, looks like a History course in Iran would rock. The answer to every question is “All of the above”.
Guess Eichmann forgot about the typhus defense.
Note to all leftards and blame-America-firsters: When people like the esteemed President of the Islamic Republic says “Let’s get rid of Israel,” He means it.
For purposes of comparative rhetoric, I suggest side-by-sides with Chimpy’s statements about Iraq. Somehow, “let’s install democracy” and “let’s wipe them off the map” are not morally equivalent. No matter how you spin it.
My (not so) bold prediction: You won’t here a peep from any moderate Muslim. Cuz when you get right down to it, there’s no such beast.
Since it was an “orgy” at Brandenburg Gate, rather than, say, a “fuckfest,” you know it was all stinky-looking fat people gettin’ it on.
Pleasuremongers!
As if that’s not bad enough, based on my (admittedly limited) experience with German butts, at least half of them are pure #FFFFFF white, with a scum-tinged, diaper-rashy “blush” flowering out from the middleâ€â€and that’s the ladies.
Ucka!
Gotta raze that memorial and start over.
I’m a “glass half full” sort of guy, so I view these wonderfully frank disclosures of ideology as welcome and needed evidence that there are, indeed, states that really do reside upon the “axis of evil.” The more these fiends disclose their true beliefs, the easier it will be to topple them. With each foul pronouncement and denial of the Holocaust, they paint red and white concentric circles on their chests.
Hey, it’s about time that the billion member strong Muslim world starts speaking truth to power, and calling out the omnipotent Israelis for their massive propaganda campaign. Just like they did to the Russians and the Germans and the Spanish, those big Jewish bullies have picked on the poor l’il ol’ Wahabbis for long enough. Surely, the holocaust was a complete myth, just as President Ameniblowjob has pointed out. A fantasy, made up, none of it ever happened. Moreover, the Nazis didn’t go far enough, and certainly didn’t finish the job, which is another reason to hate the Jews. [strangling sounds and gurgling noises coming from the higher functions portion of my brain, I’ll stop now].
Man it sure is a relief to me to know that the Holocaust never happened. Those nice Nazi’s were only providing a high level of hygiene to the lousy Jews in those gas chambers. Gotta keep thos lice off. And the crematoriums….used simply to incinerate the bodies of all of the dead Jews that committed suicide…or tripped and fell in front of a bullet..or fell off of a train…you know those Jews back then were very clumsy.
And you have to love the way that Mengele advanced the humanitarian cause of medicine…all of those Jews lining up to volunteer for medical research….probably got an extra ration or something for volunteering. Twins probably received a couple of days at a seaside resort.
Yeah, those Nazi’s were just misunderstood. Must of had a bad PR group…probably somebody inept like Goebbles.
Finally, an explanation. David Irving is Iranian.
If the Jews are going to do the time they might as well do the crime. a few 20 megaton firecrackers over the Arab world and Iran ( hey, lets not forget Pakistan too, just for kicks!) would make a hell of a must see fireworks display!
This has been going on for DECADES in the Muslim world and Holocaust deniers are usually treated as rockstars over there. It has only recently gotten attention due to Ahmadinejad’s comments. This is nothing new, even Edward Said knew of the pervasiveness of Holocaust revisionism in the Middle East. Why is the world so shocked? Do they actually expect Muslims to sympathize with infidels and feel sorry for the Jews? Never. We cannot bring democracy to a culture (Islam) that nutures such nonsense and intense tribalism.
His case is that the Nazis rounded up all the Jews, stuck them in camps starving and when they died they used the furnaces to cremate them. Well, I guess if you believe this then the Nazis really are off the hook and the Jews are rotten scum after all.
How you kill folks seems to be a bigger deal to these loonies than it might seem to us.
arch is right. This has been going on for a long time now. They’re just not so vocal about it in English. Or in certain parts of the world.
For some reason, Arabs really like NSDAP-style anti-Semitism, what with believing The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and cherishing Mein Kampf. (Which reminds me, one ought to check out Day by Day‘s cartoon for January 29, 2003.) Which is weird because, if I remember correctly, according to the NSDAP’s racial beliefs, Arabs would be considered to be racially inferior.
As I recall, the Arabic editions of Mein Kampf downplayed or even omitted those bits.
(Is “kampf” translated to “jihad” in the Arabic version? Both mean “struggle”, right?)