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Celebrity Xmas Wish Lists, 1:  Steven Spielberg

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27 Replies to “Celebrity Xmas Wish Lists, 1:  Steven Spielberg”

  1. Major John says:

    And I thought he’d want a copy of Serenity

  2. wuttles?  turtles?  whaaaa?

  3. ScienceMike says:

    BECAUSE OF THE TRUFFLES!

  4. Matt30 says:

    Eh, Steven’s a smart guy, I suspect this just means he wants lots of truffles.  My kids do the same thing, they’ll put together a list that has some wildly impossible items on it, and then something they know is not terribly unreasonable.  That’s the thing they really want.

  5. leelu says:

    …the man has no handwriting or printing skills.

    TW: paper, as in “Steve, get a clean sheet of paper and type you note so we can read it.”

  6. Is that “truffles” or “truffauts”?

  7. Jeff Goldstein says:

    3.  A mountain of mashed potatoes.

  8. ScienceMike says:

    Is that “truffles” or “truffauts”?

    Same difference.  They’d both have to be pulled from the ground in either case.

  9. 4. Mr. Potato Head with Light sensitive shades

  10. utron says:

    ScienceMike, that’s just… gross. Anyway, I’m sure Steven’s hoping to get chocolate truffles, not those weird fungoid nodules.  At heart, Steven’s just a big kid.  A great big, brain-dead, knee-jerk liberal kid who probably actually listens when Barbra is talking.

    T/W: “market.” Like I care what the spam filter thinks would explain this lousy script.

  11. Yay! says:

    GAY COWBOYS!!!!

  12. dario says:

    5. Peter Jackson’s untimely death.

  13. Phone Technician in a Time of Roaming says:

    5. The talent I used to have.

    Turing word “New”, as in “Spielberg films made in the new century tend to suck.”

  14. 6Gun says:

    3.  A mountain of mashed potatoes.

    “6.  Writing food jokes into every damn movie I’ll ever make.”*

    *-The flying sequence/dining family in Minority Report;

    -The ketchup packets in Terminal;

    -The spinach eating robot in Artificial Intelligene

  15. Boner of Zion says:

    “Tvmtt les”—?

    Suspiciously apt: http://www.mondus.de/www/q-TVMTT.html

    F Spielberg. Again. Everything he’s done since Duel has been butt-flavored.

  16. Big Dan says:

    “Neo-con/Likudnik”

  17. Cardinals Nation says:

    I’d just like Scarlett Johansson.

    Please.

  18. 3rd_Bird says:

    Circuit City?  Wow!

  19. Joey Bishop in a time of Jimmy Kimmel says:

    So I guess Spielberg has taken the whole self hating Jew thing to a new level.

    Self-hatred is often accompanied by symptoms of apathy, anxiety, and depression or by forms of self-destructive escapist reactions such as alcoholism or drug addiction or, in extreme cases, by paranoid, schizophrenic or manic depressive psychoses. In such situations of extreme degradation then, the oppressed group frequently reacts in an ‘intropunitive’ fashion; that is, it turns its frustrations inwardly against the self or the ‘in’ group at large.

  20. me says:

    …butt-flavored.

    Um…er…wtf?

  21. Me, I want Darth Tater.

  22. TODD says:

    Man I thought I would never see the day when Jews started hating Jews….

    Go figure……

    Long live the Mossad………

  23. gail says:

    People of all stripes are unfortunately quite incapable of mixing well with Czechs.

  24. B Moe says:

    People of all stripes are unfortunately quite incapable of mixing well with Czechs.

    Prince and Czechs don’t seem to get along, either.

  25. Cowboy in a black hat with a hot rattlesnake band says:

    Being a gay cowhand from the Rio Grande, I can attest that those faggot sheepherders on Brokeback Mmountain wouldn’t last a minute here in Laredo. We don’t take kindly to such forbidden love, our sheep are for Mexicans and lust only.  Only Herefords are real, we fuck everything else.

    TW “true” I swear it!

    PS Terrorists of the “Palestinian Persuasion” suck even more than starry eyed gasbags and fag hags.

  26. Man I thought I would never see the day when Jews started hating Jews….

    Sheesh! Remember Jacob and Esau, Saul and David, etc.?

    There’s an old joke about a Jew who’s rescued from a desert island after a couple of years, and he proudly shows the rescuers two synagogues he’s built on his island.  Why two?  He explains that the first is where he dovens (prays).  And the second one?  “That one I wouldn’t be caught dead in.”

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