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You know Jeff, now rather than asking for pics of your new rimless glasses, we are going to want to see the pearly whites . . .
WWBD = What Would Bono Do?
Sweet though the sin
Bitter the taste
In my mouth
Give up this mad infatuation, Jeff. Think of your family, their social standing…
“Mentos—fresh and full of life.”
So true, so very true.
…but that’s what Listerine is for, right? To kill all that life?
This’ll last only as long as it takes to piss the damn thing off. Then there’ll be trouble.
Or until the armadillo borrows it. As a vibrator.
Hey, at least the Mrs. won’t borrow it to touch up the stain on the wicker.
Might make cool paint patterns, though.
But when you use the water-pik attachment, how do you keep the liquid from just flying all over the place when you squirt on your gums?
My bathroom mirror is a mess. And in the morning you don’t have time to clean up; and in the evening you’re too lazy to clean up.
So you wind up never using the damned thing.
And what’s the best solution to use? I like a little Listerine with the water. Usually 1 part Listerine to 10 parts water. Sometimes the blue listerine is nice.
Okay, so I’m turning this into a “Hints from Heloise” blog.
Forgot that FISA stuff, these are important questions.
SMG
Wouldn’t that get a little messy, Gail?
I only have a lowly Water Pik, but I fill it with Courvoisier and cocaine, so it’s almost as sexy as a Sonicare.
These posts make me want to try using it in my mouth.
some of my best dates have been with congested nuns…….
They may “French kiss,” but in fact, most congested nuns are Flemish.
How many times do we have to go down this road? It all starts out great, but then problems start to develop. We wind up with Jeff burying his his problems in red pills, and the armadillo not dancing.
And then, we have to pick up the pieces.
It’s the rimless glasses all over again.