Kennedy: “Yes, I’d like two Big Macs, large fries, and a large Diet Pepsi.”
Drive-thru employee: “Super-sized, right?”
Kennedy: “Of course.”
Kennedy: “…Wait, how did you –?
Kennedy: “– Okay, LET ME SEE YOUR FISA WARRANT, DRIVE-THRU GUY. NOW!”
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How’d he get a submarine under that canopy? Wouldn’t the conning tower and telescope hit the clearance sign?
He goes to Micky Dees incognito—in a chauffeur-driven Bentley.
How can anything that LARGE go incognito?? At some point, it is just too obvious.
The giveaway is that his is Bentley is the only one in Washington with Bridgestone tires.
As long as he ain’t drivin’ himself.
…and he doesn’t have Diana’s chauffeur.
Man, he’s stupid. McDonald’s sells Coca Cola products not Pepsi!!!
For a member of the Democratic royal family, McDonalds WILL sell Pepsi products!
tw: That’s a given.
And by “Pepsi products” I of course mean “Bourbon.”
Kennedy has to know they don’t “Supersize” anymore, thanks to CSPI/Spurlock/MSM pressure. No problem for Kennedy, though, sitting as he does on the unearned expropriated labor of millions of us proles. He can get two larges.
You just had to make it so every broke-ass “urban” or “working poor” type who comes off his 16-hour shift at the Wizzinator factory needing a man-sized wad of fries to calm his growling proletarian belly has to sacrifice four times as much cash to his corporate masters, dincha, lefties?
Yes. Yes you did. It’s what you do.
“And you can’t take away my copy of Mao!”