Congrats to Steve and Melissa Green on the birth of their son, Preston Davis.
Wonderful times ahead—though the first few months will feel a bit like SEAL training. Which is why you’ll want to make sure John McCain knows that your sleep deprivation is by choice. Otherwise, Preston could be brought up on torture charges before he turns two months.
sigh … I love babies.
Cool that they got the cottage cheese off his head before taking the picture. Satchel looked like he’d been dipped in pancake batter.
God only knows how McCain would characterize the experience of teething. The horror. The horror.
Sleep deprivation, teething, but what about my favorite, which happened last wed night, having an infant vomit in your face at 3:00AM? That’s torture! Especially when it happens again 30 minutes later.
I wasn’t sure if my beard made the experience better or worse….
Congrats to the couple:
When you try to potty train a libertarian baby, does it protest and throw a copy of Atlas Shrugged at you?
Geez, imagine what some of the folks at Reason/Hit&Run will be saying if they circumcise the lad. Accuse the Greens of being sellouts to the Bush regime. Ye olde’ Boortz routine, so to speak.
Okay, not very good. There’s a witty line in this somewhere but my fastball has left me.
I used to be extremely funny. Once had the entire 3rd grade class at Clyde A. Erwin Elementary School just in stitches.
Damned. Post holiday blues settling in.
SMG
It’s not just John McCain to watch out for. I mean, can you imagine Sully?
I had only one cottage-cheese baby. I kept finding it in his little crevices for days. Not sure if this was why, but he was the only one that was before his due date.
Sigh. I want another baby …
LOL, Jeff, you are a character!!
A libertarian baby will potty train himself, thank you very much.
He’s a cutie. Congrats to Steve and Melissa.
In the comments at Vodkapundit’s post some wag has already christened the baby VodkaTot. LOL
Wow you are so lucky! We had a liberal :( Hey, we love him, but were hoping for a libertarian as well.
I’m fonder of “Vodka Gimlet.” Okay, maybe when he’s three.
/Once spent four hours trying to get fruit roll-up out of the DVD player…
With the arrival of my daughter approaching, I’m getting increasingly anxious over the number of boys these so-called “bloggers” are birthing. I think it’s a plot and have started installation of the razor wire.
Maybe the NSA can help out with taps on Satchel and Preston until mine is about 60 or so…
When I was a libertarian baby, I threw Human Action from my little plastic practice-toilet.
BECAUSE OF THE HUMAN ACTION!!!
If we’ve fallen to Rand in just one generation, I cannot but weep for our future.
(All the best to VP, VPtrix, and the new VPmite.)
I hope for Melissa’a sake the little rotter inherited her cranial proportions. The VPundit looks like a walking Tootsie Pop.