The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Directed by Judd Apatow. Stars Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Elizabeth Banks, Seth Rogen, Romany Malco, Jane Lynch, Loudon Wainwright III, and Paul Rudd.
Five words or less review: Me? 16. Godbless California Coolers!
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I never noticed the camera.
Liar. You looked right at it during “Aquarius.”
So… was he gentle?
Five words or less? “Godbless” as one word without someone sneezing?
To quote a certain Rotten guy: “Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”
Kids! High School Theater Club!
And Zima! The Cheerleader’s Ruin!
“You know how I know you’re gay?”
“How?”
“You like Coldplay.”
We’re all gay, john(lesser). Try to keep up.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I hope your mom dug it as much as you did, Jeff. But she probably didn’t.
Did you slap her face with your cock the way you wanted to do to Kevin?
I don’t know who Kevin is.
As for fucking my mom—luckily I’m adopted. So, you know, it’s more an indiscretion than anything else…
Not really a review as such…
Carell somehow makes it believable. That he couldn’t get laid, I mean.
That twit should be relegated to sidekick hell for a few decades, or go straight to the Pit of Bit Parts.
SB: chance
favors the prepared mind
“I don’t know who Kevin is.”
Allow me to refresh your memory, then. On the comments of catch.com, you wrote:
“At which point, after I beat you like a bitch, I will hold you down and smack you across the face repeatedly with my cock.”
Which is frankly, oh, I don’t know, kind of a gay thing to say that you’re going to do to a guy. But I guess you’ve got to use your cock for SOMETHING.
Shhhh. My wife and kid will know of my TERRIBLE SHAME.
Seriously, though, here’s the thing: If Kevin doesn’t want people threatening to beat him like a little bitch and then pepper his face with healthy, manly dick slaps, he shouldn’t show up and call them cowards, particularly when he doesn’t know them. Simple as that.