21 Replies to “a second very brief conversation with my stylish new rimless glasses”

1. Allah says:

   November 23, 2005 at 9:55 pm

   You’re sleeping with them, aren’t you, Jeff?

2. Jeff Goldstein says:

   November 23, 2005 at 9:57 pm

   Mmmmmm.

3. proudvastrightwingconspirator says:

   November 23, 2005 at 9:58 pm

   Maybe it’s just me, but I think those new specs see right thru you.

4. Carin says:

   November 23, 2005 at 10:23 pm

   I don’t even want to hear about this.

5. SteveMG says:

   November 23, 2005 at 10:24 pm

   And be sure to bring out the eyeglass holders, lens cleaners, cleaning cloths, chains, magnifiers.

   Just go wild, baby.

6. Beck says:

   November 23, 2005 at 10:24 pm

   Bad touch, Jeff.  Bad touch.

7. utron says:

   November 23, 2005 at 11:00 pm

   Great.  I’m setting out on my Thanksgiving trek with an image in my head so perverse that it won’t even come into focus.  No that I want it to.  Keep those glasses away from me…

   Happy Thanksgiving, all.  Including you, Jeff.  But for God’s sake, show some restraint.  Don’t make a spectacle out of yourself.

8. sqlserver says:

   November 23, 2005 at 11:11 pm

   Goldie:

   I don’t mean to be cruel but… glasses or not you’re still f’ing ugly.

9. scott says:

   November 23, 2005 at 11:20 pm

   “Once you’ve gone ‘lasik’, you’ll never go back”…

   Please tell me how you shave— while in the shower— with your ‘rimless wonders’…

   TW: “stay”– as in ‘I’ll stay with my optional $4k operation’…

10. SarahW says:

    November 23, 2005 at 11:38 pm

    Y’all are too sqeamish.  Web cams were just made for this sort of thing.

11. Robert says:

    November 24, 2005 at 12:15 am

    Today, on a very special “Blossom”, Blossom’s friend Jeff finds out that sometimes glass has sharp edges.

    T/W “man”, as in “not so much of one anymore”

12. Bill from INDC says:

    November 24, 2005 at 12:37 am

    Hey sqlserver –

    Mind posting a picture of yourself? You know, just so we can make UPROARIOUSLY FUNNY JOKES too?

    C’mon, spread the FUN.

13. Insomniac says:

    November 24, 2005 at 1:21 am

    Must have a helluva time trying to clean them…

14. Sometimes awakened to a rude disillusionment says:

    November 24, 2005 at 1:27 am

    For your sake I’m hoping this is not just a case of martini-goggles.

15. Paul says:

    November 24, 2005 at 1:30 am

    I wouldn’t worry about this so much about this if I wasn’t convinced he’d also had this conversation with a Member’s Only jacket in 1988.

    Wild times with that jacket though.  They once did a three-way with a pair of Zubaz pants.  Good times.

    You’re a fickle man, Goldstein.  A fickle, fickle man.

16. sqlserver says:

    November 24, 2005 at 2:31 am

    Bill:

    OK, Here is my wedding picture.

    http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/n_hillbilly_wedding1.htm

    At least I don’t wear glasses.

17. Sean M. says:

    November 24, 2005 at 2:56 am

    I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m starting to think that it’s time for an intervention.

18. sqlserver says:

    November 24, 2005 at 2:58 am

    Bill from INDC;

    So go ahead you city fuck(fag) and make fun of me.

    Here is what we have in our weddings that you don’t:

    Bride smoking a heater
    
    Mullet
    
    Beer
    
    Trailer
    
    Dog

19. Andrew Shimmin says:

    November 24, 2005 at 4:44 am

    If Jeff hadn’t signed on with PJM, he’d have posted pictures of the coupling. He wants to do it, but Roger L. Simon won’t let him.

20. Attila Girl says:

    November 24, 2005 at 6:24 am

    Men. So excitable. Must be that testosterone thing.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that. (Believe me.)

21. not dennis says:

    November 25, 2005 at 12:12 am

    Ok, so I recognize Dennis Kucinich but who’s the chick?

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