[12:14] cwealm: I did not understand your haiku
[12:17] proteinwisdom: Understand it?
[12:20] proteinwisdom: Well you see, if Abe Lincoln were a Yellow-billed cuckoo? He’d probably be less interested in giving the Gettysburg Address than he would be in eating grubs with one of his Yellow-billed cuckoo friends.
[12:21] proteinwisdom: It’s common sense, John.
[12:23] proteinwisdom: Yellow-billed cuckoos are notoriously grub-covetous. And notoriously apolitical
[12:24] proteinwisdom: And when it gets down to brass tacks? I don’t think they’d have much of a problem with a slave culture.
[12:25] proteinwisdom: If there’s one thing Yellow-billed cuckoos believe in, it’s the law of the jungle.
[12:26] proteinwisdom: I disagree with them, of course.
[12:26] proteinwisdom: But then, I’m not a yellow-billed cuckoo.
[12:26] proteinwisdom: Thank God.
[12:32] proteinwisdom: …
[12:32] proteinwisdom: …
[12:32] proteinwisdom: RACIST!
My God!!!
I’ve really become a tick bird on this rhino.
who am I?
I am so misunderstood.
BECAUSE OF THE ORNITHOLOGY!
I wouldn’t say you are misunderstood exactly, just “differently able.”
YBC’s (as they’re called by people who actually know their shit, as opposed to spin artists like yourself) actually don’t eat grubs, but prefer tent caterpillars or cicadas.
You have been unmasked, you con artist! Hack! Mud SLINGER! Just another example of Bushco’s juggernaut trying to mold public opinion around creative intelligence.
Whatever, poser.
Abraham Lincoln: “I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!”
Well, if he’d survived that night at the theater, he’d have been a…
Nah. Ain’t gonna say it.
TW: “Discretion”—I’d have to be crazy not to take the hint.
Hmm. I predicted that Hugh Hewitt would not understand your haiku. John Cole did not understand your haiku. Therefore, John Cole is Hugh Hewitt.
RHETORICAL SUBSTITUTIONIST!