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Vaginas – what can’t they do? [Darleen Click]

And puh-leeeese don’t call it “objectification”. This is ART.

Art Basil, one of the biggest art shows, which happens every year in Miami, attracts flocks of art collectors, celebrities, and the curious.

But this year, taking things to a new level, a woman placed a battery inside her vagina and offered people the chance to charge their electronics for money.

Pop superstar Usher paid $20 in exchange for a 10-minute power up.

According to TMZ, “The woman wanted to show how humans have become dependent on technology and she felt a super-charged vagina would help make her point.”

48 Replies to “Vaginas – what can’t they do? [Darleen Click]”

  1. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Is there such a thing as a rechargeable vibrator? Or is recharging a rechargeable vibrator in the vaginal charging station too meta?

  2. sdferr says:

    This is ART

    No . . . this is Art and there’s only the one.

  3. cranky-d says:

    They continue to parody themselves.

  4. guinspen says:

    Art, ahyep.

  5. LBascom says:

    If you think this is shitty art, wait til ya see the gay version…

  6. dicentra says:

    I’m pretty sure that sexual exhibitionism is a sign of ill emotional health.

    That we give people public moneys to mainstream their sicknesses instead of swaddling this poor woman in the TLC and therapy that she desperately needs is a testament to how badly we need the SMD™ to strike post-haste.

  7. LBascom says:

    I’m pretty sure that sexual exhibitionism is a fetish.

    That she is allowed to indulge her fetish at a public art show is a sign of ill civil society health.

  8. Shermlaw says:

    “The woman wanted to show how humans have become dependent on technology and she felt a super-charged vagina would help make her point.”

    What an idiot. “Technology” is nothing more than “tools.” Humans have been “dependent” upon it since somebody first used a rock to plunk a saber toothed tiger on the head.

  9. McGehee says:

    Obviously she regards her vagina as a tool.

    IYKWIMAITYD.

  10. happyfeet says:

    vaginas are those thingies what the rapists target at harvard and other ivy league universities

    it’s all over the news

    but we still need to raise awareness

  11. serr8d says:

    ‘feets, you’re the last person on Earth to make commentary about various vaginas. Except to say “One and done thanks Mom”.

  12. dicentra says:

    I’m pretty sure that sexual exhibitionism is a fetish.

    In women it’s often a sign of sexual abuse. In men it’s a sign that someone’s on the road to becoming a sexual predator.

    In both cases it’s disordered behavior, needs to be identified as such and treated — not celebrated as edgy.

  13. serr8d says:

    Di, one of my wife’s best friends was married to an (among other deviancies) exhibitionist. He abused her, locked her in a closet from which she escaped and walked miles to our home (in the pre-cellphone ’80’s) wearing just a nightgown. Finally she left him shortly after that and disappeared Out West. Turns out her husband was adopted and himself abused by his closeted gay father, a president of a tech company you’ve definitely heard of.

  14. LBascom says:

    Yeah, being a square conservative type, I freely admit ignorance of the pathology behind sexual deviancy. For all I know the broad OD’ed on the Vagina Monologues and is suffering from an excess of pride in her nether regions. Hell, as far as I know this may be more a case of prostitution rather than exhibitionism…

  15. happyfeet says:

    mr. serr8d this is serious

    we have to empower the vaginas for so they can charge up the consumer electronics

    frankly i find your flippant attitude to be impertinent at best

  16. serr8d says:

    Lee, deviants beget deviancies. Some are inherited, some cultivated, but all diminish society and culture. What’s a shame is when a “D”ominant Political Party exploits the poor deviant bastards for power and control. Cultivates, too, e.g. the attack on traditional marriage.

  17. serr8d says:

    I’ve flippanted a few in my earliest years. Gives me more an edgy experienced overview than one who, say, only rode the playground slide once. )

  18. happyfeet says:

    on a more serious note

    if a vagina can charge up an iphone

    then for sure a boehner can charge up a snow blower – or even a prius!

    this is a gamechanger

  19. newrouter says:

    >“The woman wanted to show how humans have become dependent on technology and she felt a super-charged vagina would help make her point.” <

    go away little girl, the men will explain it

    Afterburner w/ Bill Whittle — Lights Out! How We Could Lose Everything

  20. bh says:

    Imma just leave this link right about here.

    There’s a bit of a chance that vaginas aren’t really all that vaginous anymore regardless.

  21. newrouter says:

    >Imma just leave this link right about here.<

    the primitive be strong these days

  22. bh says:

    Don’t get me wrong, it hits me in the same rock and roll male place that NWA hit me back in the 90s. So, yeah, good murder and danger song for the stupid, angsty teens.

    It’s just a bit fresh and new to have a strong, new female voice in hip hop bring the heat with:

    Let a nigga try me, try me
    Imma get his whole motherfucking family
    And I ain’t playing with nobody
    Fuck around and I’m a catch a body [bh note: “catch a body” means a murder rap]

    Maybe though we have to let go of this idea that feminity means jack shit in today’s kultur.

    Which, hey, that’s why evil Germans invented kultur to start with.

  23. cranky-d says:

    When women lose touch with their femininity, men have no reason to hang onto their masculinity.

    We’ve seen plenty of evidence to support this.

  24. dicentra says:

    A frequent trope in the Leftist takeover of society is to reverse the marginal and the mainstream.

    Lots of things can exist in a society at the margins without killing the society, just as an infected hangnail won’t kill you as long as it’s just the hangnail that’s infected.

    When that same infection gets into the blood and thence throughout the body, you can up and die from it.

    But they’re all about inversions, perversions, distortions, illusions, prevarications, and delusions.

    For the greater good.

  25. newrouter says:

    >Let a nigga try me, try me
    Imma get his whole motherfucking family
    And I ain’t playing with nobody
    Fuck around and I’m a catch a body<

    be tribal go for africa

  26. newrouter says:

    >“The woman wanted to show how humans have become dependent on technology and she felt a super-charged vagina would help make her point.,

    nah the >woman< wanted to be front and centered on pr train. she's a techno proggtarded idiot.

  27. palaeomerus says:

    I’m going to wear a hat that says “This is my penis. It’s private. ” and get ” Hey, I’m down here.” Monogrammed on the crotch of my jeans.

    Do you even art? OMG.

  28. serr8d says:

    Heh.

    Bitch I got the mac or the 40
    Turn a bitch to some macaroni

    Let her bring her 40.

    357 Sig sez she better find some damn way to get serious.

  29. palaeomerus says:

    He packin 44 magnum
    Engine block crackin’
    Alleyway sackin’
    6 inch barrel trackin’
    Proud of what he’s packin’
    Wearing his medals
    Singing out
    He’s a legend
    Big B Mac-in’
    Sick G banging
    Sack hanging
    Shot calling
    Hammer clanging
    Hyping his game
    To a wet no name
    Got no time fuh shame
    Got to move
    Cause he takin’ aim
    I’m the bitch so weak
    Got no right to speak
    Fin’na spring a leak
    Can’t turn my cheek
    Lookin’ bleak
    Let my piece speak
    Feel my knuckles creak
    As I raise that beak

    Got him in his chest
    Six of eight missed the rest
    Cursed or blessed
    Can’t guess
    Such a mess
    Screamin’ like Tess
    Just a .22
    But he turnin’ blue
    Lot’s of chances
    And No kick to suffer through
    Yeah he took a few
    But his Spine sawed through
    By four and two
    That’s how it do
    Center line my clue
    Be calm and follow through
    Ain’t that some shit to chew?

    Blame it on gremlins
    Say it was elves
    But bad ass
    shitkicker
    guns
    Don’t aim
    Or shoot
    Themselves.
    Best to train your muscles and nerves
    Don’t leave your skills
    Up on dusty ass shelves.

    Shittin’ nopt spittin’ out weak ass sparks with no fire
    On a 50 mbps wire
    Like a tread stripped tire
    Got no renter or buyer
    Toss it in the mire
    Refuse to hire
    Leave the bologna to Oscar Effin’ Meyer.
    Services no longer required
    So piss and and retire
    Ya frequent flyer.

  30. serr8d says:

    palaeo, you’ve got c-rap-s-kills. )

  31. serr8d says:

    Drudge links Brietbart what has a good news: Lena Dunham, privileged leftist daughter of privileged leftists, is getting sued for using her privileged unraped vagina to libel for fun and profit.

    We are seeing a wave crest here I’m thinking, with corrective push back to follow.

    Oh, and that pic of Ms Dunham at Bruetbart is hideous beyond all belief.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2014/12/06/barry-one-launches-legal-fund-considers-suit-against-lena-dunham

  32. Ernst Schreiber says:

    So it looks like Tammy Bruce was right about Leftism being a movement in which the pathological get together to politicize their various pathologies for fun-n-profit.

    And here I thought she might have oversold it.

  33. bgbear says:

    Wasn’t “energizer bunny” a SS nick name for one of Clinton’s F buddies? Coincidence?

  34. Blake says:

    And no one asked the pertinent question: Were the batteries Duracell, Energizer or, perhaps was it a Die Hard?

  35. newrouter says:

    proggtard’s got a black male this time

    Another College Campus, More Pitchfork Justice

  36. Squid says:

    Were the batteries Duracell, Energizer or, perhaps was it a Die Hard?

    If it’s a deep-cycle battery, then I’m guessing it was Trojan or DryFit.

  37. Ernst Schreiber says:

    A-HA!

    They can’t stop their owners from exploiting them, that’s what they can’t do!

    (what do I win?)

  38. Ouroboros says:

    Man, what a gyp.. She had a battery hidden in her sniz.. I thought she’d invented a new take on the old potato battery science fair project.. and I thought, “wow.. what a great survivalist/prepper device to have when the lights go out..” The Sniz Charger.. I love to see her pitch that on Sharktank.

  39. cranky-d says:

    I wonder if the fact that she was sitting there naked should be considered.

    Exhibitionist.

  40. cranky-d says:

    Oh, wait. Di already pointed that out.

    Never mind.

  41. Ernst Schreiber says:

    That’s okay, it bears repeating that she prostituted herself so Teh Patriarchy didn’t have to.

  42. sdferr says:

    And that Tom Wolfe saw the deal in Miami years ago already.

  43. palaeomerus says:

    At this rate the vagina will be as boring as the chin, earlobe, or heel by 2017.

  44. Squid says:

    If it’s as boring as this chin and earlobe, then I could be content with that.

  45. Ernst Schreiber says:

    She was exquisite, wasn’t she?

    The best thing to come out of Holland since the Mayflower!

  46. McGehee says:

    I just googled that Dove candy commercial with the eerily spot-on lookalike — and was aghast to discover that it wasn’t an eerily spot-on lookalike after all, but herself, at least her face, CGI’d over another woman.

    {{{shudder}}}

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