That’s right. I’m drunk and sitting on the floor in boxer briefs watching “Law and Order” re-runs and eating walnut bits. What’s it to you?
You aren’t my wife, you know.
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Have you trained your son to tend bar yet?
The sooner you start, the better.
Bombay Blue Sapphire!!!!!!!
Make mine a double…………..
That’s right, DRUNK. Eat your heart out, bitches.
You ARE my hero!
Jayne Mansfield’s daughter is f’ng hot. Nothing is better than a broad with a gun!
BECAUSE OF THE *HIC* -PRAKASEE!
I knew I picked the wrong decade to quit drinking. I could sit through a whole episode of “Law And Order” if I just hadn’t taken that ill-advised (details protected by attorney-client privilege) turn in my life.
I used to watch Law and Order drunk. But the whole “Schwunk-wunk” sound when they broke for commercial hurt the head too much.
So now it’s CSI. Unless it’s one of those “decomp” episodes.
Hey Jeff, do you actually not like Elizabeth Rohm, or was that just Martha talking?
If it was you talking, are you sure you’re not gay? She’s one hot Bavarian piece of ass.
Elisabeth Röhm (IMDB)
Does serious full-body workouts with free weights, boxing, Olympic lifts, carrying and pulling heavy weights across the room.
Aha! Jews she’s slaughtered, no doubt.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
SB: final
I never even study, can you believe it?
I’ve been spending way too much time trying to reason with moonbats in the Balloon Juice comments. Fucking futile. Arguing that the BUSH LIED meme is senseless misinformation that actually detracts from a discussion on the merits of the war gets you labelled a troll, who contributes nothing, and who “queers” the discussion–the discussion apparently being based on the irreducible premise that Bush sets children on fire (John’s original post be damned).
Jesus, they’ve queered John’s whole blog. Does he know this? Should somebody tell him?
But don’t us grrls all wish we were!
Wouldn’t it be great if we all found out Jeff’s wife is a feminist?
Pffft. I know how to get drunk too. So take that!!!
Feminists absolutely dig me. Don’t know why. Though if I had to guess I’d say musk.
Maybe he was watching Lost but confused Jimmy Smits for Anna Lucia. She’s pretty muscle-y.
J’Accuse!
Musk and that haircut. Un-freaking-stoppable.
Getting hammered and cutting your own hair with some unoiled clippers? What says now there’s a MAN moreso than such unselfconscious go-getterness?
Oh, thank God! It was only a bad dream. Bad and deeply confusing.
Lucky you, you can GET drunk. I usually end up thinking I need a lab alcohol IV drip to get there. The curse of having the high alcohol metabolism gene. Grrrrr. (swilling another 2 oz. screwdriver)
I once drank two undergraduates under the table, SERIALLY, straight tequila. After the second one left, duly impressed although only knowing the half of it, I went naked into the bathtub and puked my guts out so hard I bumped my head on the porcelain. I know, TMI; but it was my last hurrah at drinking to impress.
HUH? ( A conceptual comment #1)
SB : class
act
Martinis? Never got into ‘em. Hooked on expensive wine, unfortunately. But damn, it was a good superTuscan tonight. Will have to pick up more of it to age.
Hmmmm… “you aren’t my wife, you know.” So are you saying if one of us were we would have unlimited power not just over your future generation but you as well? (Besides power, money, alimony, child support, status, etc.)
TW: four. As in you will need FOUR jobs to pay for this divorce, you boxer wearin’ walnut addict.
Walnut bits? You didn’t want to spring for the whole walnuts? Cheap ass mofo.
I question the timing. I mean, it wasn’t even 8 pm when he posted that.
(sigh, I’ve been abstaining to keep healthy.)
ai. got up late with a bit of a whiskey coke headache. Or maybe that was leftovers from the previous evening’s pale ale, pino noir, whiskey coke, and mgd-lite-with-olives headache. not too proud.
Picture please….
I used to be devoted to L&O. Then Kerrie Ross went all freakshow with Richard Geer, and Angie Harmon quit to marry some honkie from the NFL, and I just gave up on it.
TW:slowly
As in the proper way to do Kerrie Ross and Angie Harmon simultaneously.
cheating naughty sex