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Film reviews in five words or less, #30

Cheerleader Camp [aka Bloody Pom Poms] (1987) Directed by John Quinn.  Stars Betsy Russell, Leif Garrett, Travis McKenna, Lucinda Dickey, Lorie Griffin, and Teri Weigel

Five words or less review:  Leif Garrett actually raps.  Ishityounot.

15 Replies to “Film reviews in five words or less, #30”

  1. Farmer Joe says:

    I think Leif and Vanilla Ice should tour together. Ever hear his metal version of Ice Ice Baby? It’s sublime in its badness!

    TW: Action, as in let’s see some!

  2. Doug F says:

    Teri Weigel the porn star?

    That’s an interesting entry in her film catalogue.  But on the other hand, I guess it doesn’t look too out of place alongside Dropping Loads 2

  3. Beck says:

    “Ishityounot” is actually two words.

  4. Doug F says:

    Correction:  Should read Droppin’ Loads 2.  I forgot that in addition to loads, they dropped the ‘g.’

  5. Chrees says:

    Must have been due to his grief after breaking up with Nicolette Sheridan.

  6. SeanH says:

    Is that the only scary part or were you cringing at Teri Weigel’s acting too?

  7. mojo says:

    Gee, I mean – how much acting is required for a part in Droppin’ Loads 2? I would think showing up breathing and with a body temp in the 98 degree range would be pretty much it as far as job requirements go…

    SB: million

    I got a … of ‘em

  8. Dave Munger says:

    Are you kidding? Those women have to act like they’re all aroused and stuff by, basically, a pie fight from a Marx Brothers movie.

  9. 3rd_Bird says:

    Don’t forget Teri’s fine work on Married With Children. A frequent customer of Al’s at the shoestore.

  10. Ian Hamet says:

    Dave Munger:  Marx Brothers movies didn’t have pie fights…

  11. Blackjack says:

    Sorry, Jeff.  Can’t hold a candle to this movie.

    TW:  Under, as in just under “Gymkata” in my favorite 1980s crappy movie list

  12. McGehee says:

    Dave Munger:  Marx Brothers movies didn’t have pie fights…

    Which makes the getting-aroused thing just that much more of a challenge.

  13. B Moe says:

    Lucinda Dickey: that’s like, the end that’s not attached, right?

    I know, I know, I’m sorry.

  14. RS says:

    Under, as in just under “Gymkata” in my favorite 1980s crappy movie list

    Gymkata!  Man, was that or was that not one of the most bizarre productions ever:  the extended scenes in the “lunatic village;” the magnificent deadpan seriousness that everyone brought to their roles; the beautiful implausibility of the plot; how it never ended up on MST3K is beyond me.

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