In the time it takes you to read this entry, FOXNews’ Shepard Smith—as a way to “psych himself up” for the promised devastation of Hurricane Wilma—will have prank called Michael Brown for the third time in as many hours, this time to ask “if his refrigerator is running” before casually reminding the former FEMA head that, “for tens of thousands of people, refrigeration doesn’t even matter any more, because they’re dead and rotting, their bloated flesh being feasted upon by mutant crawfish in the toxic stew that was once New Orleans—and it’s all your freakin’ fault.”*
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Pierre: “Why are you such a hater Jeffery? Don’t you know I have fact-checked your time line and found it WANTING?”
Rod Dreher and the rest of the folks at the corner have demanded that martial law be declared immediately and that all state governments on the eastern and gulf seaboards be disbanded. It’s the conservative thing to do. KJL hasn’t started the Shep for Emperor blog yet, but word is she will soon.
Jonah Goldberg just hopes everyone “learns a lesson.” Mendooooza!
It should surprise no one that Karl Rove has fired up his weather machine once again to distract the public away from his lies and the lying way that he lies about lying, or something.
First he sent Hurricane Katrina to blow Mother Sheehan off the front page, now Wilma will no doubt upstage the indictments sure to come any day now.
Won’t some brave Citizen Journalist step up and tell us the truth about the Far Right’s Weather Machine?
Sorry about the above, Jeff. I fucked up and accidently went to dailykos earlier.
My apologies, and Merry Fitzmas, everybody!
Shepard Smith: “I worry that my son might not understand what I’ve tried to be. And if I were to be killed, Laurie Dhue, I would want someone to go to my home and tell my son everything. Everything I did, everything you saw, because there’s nothing that I detest more than the stench of lies. And if you understand me Laurie, you will do this for me.†* *
ROVIAN WEATHER MACHINES FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m signing up for Shep’s post-apocalyptic mutant army. The Shepherd.
Purity. Hellfire.
Hmm..now that you have reminded me of it, dammit, I promised myself that I was going to beat Shep’s ass the next time I saw him in person. Hope it’s soon.
I read somewhere that Shep saw Serenity and changed his name to Book.
Next time have him find out if Michael has Prince Albert in a can.
OR IS HE STUCK ON A FREEWAY OVERPASS TO HELL IN THE BLAZING HOT SUN???
Gail – didn’t you know? They’re already lining up network anchor positions on the Sunshine Skyway in Tampa and taking bids for people to come out and roast on the road in the aftermath.
For entertainment, Anderson Cooper will LiveBlog an asphalt-wrestling match between the NBC Canoe Chick and Christiane Amanpour. Regrettably, no one on the bridge will be able to participate in the LiveBlog because their batteries will have run out and there will be no cell service.
There will, however, be plenty of hair spray and makeup and bottled water for Shep and Geraldo.
Stop writing in CAPS Todd, and get back to Work
Todd’s Boss
Word is, Wilma’s gonna hit Central America now. Guess it’s all part of the plot to take out Chavez.
Unbookmarking this blog, which has been going to the dogs lately.
With so many blogs online, after all, it really is possible to find mature, intelligent discourse. Sadly, not here any longer.
I hear you. I COMPLETELY REMOVED channel 9 from my TV, so disappointed was I with the syndicated sitcoms they’ve been running lately. “Happy Days”? “Charles In Charge”? Please.
I WILL NOT STAND IDLY BY.
Flaxen Swede you liar, you never had this blog bookmarked, so just shut up and go away already.