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Poor little fella off recaulking your tub or something?
We really want to know what happened to the ‘dillo, you know.
Jeff can’t admit it for fear of being hauled in by the Special Prosecutor, but the little fella’s actually a CIA NOC and he’s sent him off to Niger to get to the bottom of this whole yellowcake thing.
And, ya know, who wants to go to jail for an armadillo THAT WON’T EVEN SHOW UP TO DANCE!?
TW: activity. Obviously none here.
I hear he’d been picking his toes in Poughkeepsie…
Nothing, eh? So what’s new?
Funny thing. As a loyal syncophant–a minion, if you will–I find myself really enjoying this post.
The armadillo went lame? Probably one of his feet fell off from that leprosy they carry.
the little pre-vert headed off to Lake Minnetonka to the Vikings ‘tail-gate’for a lap dance…Don’t know why folks are so surprised about the sex-cruise w/strippers. I mean Vikes are 1-4 & have had trouble scoring. Besides, if there’s one thing this country could use more of, it’s off-shore drilling….
As a fellow minion, I think I got enough with the Dr. Kambon interview. I really don’t deserve anymore.
Bill INDC found this and this. He’s offering it as proof that I steal all my material from random internet sites.
Whereas when he wants material, he just baits me into an IM conversation.
Er, I write all those IM’s.
Every word.
Okay. Truth? I AM BILL INDC!
HE’S TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU PEOPLE!
YOU’VE BEEN LIED TO!
Ah! DID. So which is really the evil twin?
Okay, so if we’re getting into conspiracy theories about switched identities, I’ve got one for the class:
Ever heard of VDH Friday?
And have you ever seen this alleged armadillo and Victor Davis Hanson in the same photo? (Don’t get any ideas, Allah.) Hmm?
Somebody’s leading a double life, it seems to me…
Turing = study, as in Any conspiracy buff can turn his brains into overheated applesauce with enough study.
OH! AND HEY!! I just clicked on that UN-bashing website in the blogads over there, and just look who the author is! Hope you’re sitting down.
Hope I’m not the only one who didn’t notice yet, too… >:^/
Which one? There are four.
I’ve always known that Bill and Jeff were two of the multiple personalities of one twisted mind. The real bombshell will be when we find out that all well known bloggers are really just one demented person who’s multiple personalities emanate from a basement bomb shelter in Omaha. His only normal personality is the ‘dillo, and I think they’ve killed that personality with cheap booze.
The ‘dillo, Gail; the ‘dillo!
Does the armadillo even exist?
Can you offer some proof of life?
Nineteen comments (and counting!) on nothing more than a rumored armadillo. Which in any case, they carry diseases. Like leprosy.
I ate one once.
True.
I was very hungry.
Ah, sanity, it’s all becoming clear now.
You thought that we had heard the last of the monkey, didn’t you? Well, he wasn’t going to sit still while that leprous danseuse stole his thunder; instead, he headhunted the ‘dillo, and started a competing blog. That’s why we’ve not seen a dillo fandango lately.
And just to make sure that Jeff didn’t hire a koala or a shrew to replace the armadillo, the monkey hired them too. Sneaky little feces-flinging bastard.
Who wants to bet that right at this moment, Jeff is frantically attempting to train a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig to tango in time for next Friday?
Fucking turncoat armadillo.
Turing word: party. As in “Hey, asshole, you think it’s so easy, you try to teach a pig to tango. It’s no party, let me tell you. Little bastard can’t dip me worth a damn.”
We all have goals in life. And my personal goal in life is to one day think of something worthy of posting on the Armadillo Thread.
If anyone ever thinks of something clever, and wants to post it as me, you have my permission. It would help a girl fulfill a dream.
Just for that, you’ll get nothing and like it.
And then Bill from INDC shows up. Coincidence?
BTW, Has anyone actually seen Jeff and Bill post at the same time? And when they had that radio show on Rightalk – could you tell who was who? My memory may be faulty here, but didn’t Bill show up right around the time the monkey disappeared? How much evidence of this Whitey conspiracy do you need, people!
TW:again, as in I forgot to take my meds.
The monkey’s disappeared? You mean Cheney is running the country!!!!1!!?/?????
[/stark raving moonbat]
The HORROR!!!!!!The HORROR!!!!!
– Peoples, get a grip – Its incredibly easy to tell Bill from Jeff…. Jeff’s has a propeller on it….
wordwarp: “Art”…. Ok….now how the hell did Linkletter get into this discussion?
– Oh and MayBee – you could always do a copulet on something really cute and proventual, like Gail cross dressing the Armadillo in a pair of her bloomers and teaching it to do the washing machine or the Samba – end with it stradling the blogsphere, PROUD AND UP-SCALE MAMMILIAN RAW ANIMAL MEAT, SANS PROPELLER….or not
I found the poor little critter, and it ain’t lookin’ good … seems he fell victim to some kind of horrible grilling “accident”.