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“Covetous” (a protein wisdom micro fiction)

“Ooh.  Are those chocolate macaroons…?”

21 Replies to ““Covetous” (a protein wisdom micro fiction)”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Mmmmm.  Macaroons.

  2. Not like the macro fiction of that blinker-blankin’ armadillo, eh Goldstein?

    /not that I still feel used & cheated or anything…

  3. Whereas by “macaroon” I’m sure you intend a left-handed slur against desert items of color.  A clearly racist misrepresentation of high-caloric nuggets based solely on your prejudicial predisposition against allowing non-conforming apertifs into your narrow-minded ego-centric worldview construct.

    Pig.

    tw: “closed,” as in: minded. I rest my case.

  4. JWebb says:

    The other six: “I’m too proud and lazy to fetch those macaroons for my piehole, you sexy bitch. Bring ‘em now before I get royally pissed.”

  5. me says:

    Go Astros!!!

  6. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Uh, you may have jinxed things…

  7. Matt says:

    You’re Jewish. The answer is ALWAYS Mallomars.

  8. me says:

    OK. That’s the last Astros game I watch. They lose everytime I watch. Sigh!

  9. Matt says:

    If they lost every time I watched, St Louis would be in the series where they belong. Where the hell were you last week?!?!?!

  10. Joe says:

    “Gluttonous” (an alternate Cold Fury micro fiction)

    “What is that chocolate mess on your fing … hey, who ate all the macaroons?”

  11. me says:

    I watched game 5 of the NLCS. Phat Albert did his thing. I refused to watch game 6. Oswalt did his thing. That does it, gonna watch hockey for a week. Go Kings!

  12. Ian Wood says:

    No.  Those are my chocolate macaroons.

    Say it with me: “mine.”

  13. Seth Williams says:

    Jeff covered envy, Joe got gluttony, and Ian fairly well did greed. Only 4 more more deadly sins of the macaroon to go!

    te: within, as in “macaroons are not within my power to resist”.

  14. harrison says:

    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s macaroon.

  15. Sinner says:

    AH-HEM…

    Getting a little too close to my schtick, aren’t we?

    Harumf.

  16. McGehee says:

    “Yeah, I ate ‘em. What are you gonna do about it?”

  17. SarahW says:

    So I sigh,and sweat

    To heare this Makeron talke in vaine: For yet,

    Either my humour, or his owne to fit,

    He like a priviledg’d PIE

    I’m donne.

  18. I guess sitting around waiting for the free talking macaroons could be categorized as sloth.

  19. mojo says:

    “Hey, where’d all the Macaroons go?”

    “Mnn dnnno…”

    SB: forces

    Greed and Gluttony

  20. McGehee says:

    “HEY!!! WHO ATE ALL THE Ù£U¢яING MACAROONS!!!???”

    TW: “wrath.” Well, duh.

  21. my macaroons are the best! all others pale in comparison.

    tw: believe, i believe that covers pride.

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