…I mean, look at Bolton’s droopy lip piece, the way it just kinda lays there. It fairly screams, “YOU do all the work, honey!” Whereas MY mink? Waxed and strategically curled for her pleasure—like a pair of pinkies, or a couple of polished, high-end sybians…
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BECAUSE OF THE MACHISMO!
At least you’ve not stooped to naming back hair of the rich and famous.
Because then I might just have to get my armadillo fix somewhere else.
Waxed and strategically curled for her pleasureâ€â€like a pair of pinkies, or a couple of polished, high-end sybians… and guaranteed to put the tickle to your tushie.
Ha! Top that, Regis!
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It occurs to me that if I know from memory your pet name for John Bolton’s mustache, I’m spending entirely too much time here. Not that there’s anything wrong with that …
A pair of pinkies?
Man, I had no idea that Geraldo’s beer strainer was such a perv, y’know?
SB: children
think of the
Well, there’s a colloquialism for a sex toy that I didn’t already know.
To which Regis responds, “When you’re in demand, you get to call the shots. Too bad ol’ Esteban has never found out what that’s like.”
It takes a special kind of man to admit in public that he knows what a sybian is……….Not that I do, of course
Word “ways” as I can think of several dozen…..
So I Google Sybian, and find this review:
And all this time I thought it was just me…
Where has all the tribbing gone?
If Glenn Reynolds picks up this Geraldo mustache story, he’ll have to h/t Jeff, right? Even if the Guardian has already covered it?
I’m asking for Chris.
the HELL is a “sybian”? dictionary.com doesn’t know, and neither does Microsoft Bookshelf.
anyone? anyone? Bueller?
Regis: Lays? LAYS?!? Listen, Jerry – My ‘stache was working the Casting Couch for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader tryouts when you were still brushing the dust from Al Capone’s vault out of your twiggly little mouse-tail. Don’t tell me about “Lays,” bitch – you haven’t gotten laid since that skinhead bounced a chair off your schnozz. That wax you’re using is proabably still the dried-up blood from that classic encounter, vault-boy.
the HELL is a “sybian� dictionary.com doesn’t know, and neither does Microsoft Bookshelf.
anyone? anyone? Bueller?
Ahem. Someone hasn’t been spending enough time perusing skin mags it appears. Please refer to B Moe’s 6:03 post and work from there, d2ana.
Just a suggestion.
Not like it’s the lexicographer’s golden standard, but the Urban Dictionary on line is a good source for stuff like that.
And “Rusty Trombone.”
Heh. Heh.
Weeeeeeee…
The pinkies were turn-on enough. Then I looked up “sybian,” and wonder why there isn’t one in every house.
BECAUSE OF THE SEXISM! (Or perhaps the cost.)
I suspect this gadget is one I saw advertised in a copy of On Our Backs magazine, back in the 80s when I was still nominally bisexual.
[t/w: size. Holy shit, Jeff–this thing is alive.]
Sybian defined.
BECAUSE OF THE PIE!
What? I like pie, not sybiansn.
Hey! The user of the sybian is called “the rider”.
Good to know…….good to know.
Is that why Debra Winger was in the saddle for so long in “Urban Cowboy”?