Anybody reading this a “blogchild” of mine? Commissar is putting together a blogger family tree, so let me know if protein wisdom sired any of you people—most probably after a night of cockfights and tequila shooters. I’m a sucker for an angry fighting bird.
And no—there’s no such thing as a blog paternity suit. Though I’m sure a few of the legal blogs are working to rectify that potentially lucrative oversight even as we speak…
Daddy!
Okay, so that’s you, and Amanda Marcotte from Pandagon. Anyone else?
Your ass fixation thoroughly inspired me. Now I’m bonafide B-list. (Ok, C-list)
Be serious, people. This is for science!
I went there this morning and listed my little hellhole as your spawn.
I had you pegged as a cockfight groupie.
You f*cked my blogsister…that count?
I think I qualify as a blog distant cousin or sumthin’…
Jeff, I think Scribal Terror would definitely count.
Bitchin’!
I don’t have a blog…yet. But I find myself irritable in the mornings and my nipples are starting to get more sensitive.
What’s the normal gestation period?
TW: using. No, I haven’t been using protection when I post. Should I get tested?
I think it was artificial dissemination … but, then … you’re easily tricked. Do I get child support?
Blogger-in-law?
I guess you were, like retroactively. I mean, if I hadn’t already started a blog before I read you, you would’ve been.
I get to claim two blog offspring, one of which is far more famous than I now.
Mommy?
Common law bloggery?
You’re not my blogfather, but more like a friend of my dad’s that I didn’t meet until I was a teenager, who subsequently sneaked me my first beer and cigarette.
The Milkman?!
Don’t forget the old Playboys stacked up in the garage!
tw: A fun time was had by all…
Hugh sired me.
But it was you who adopted me and inspired me to actually give it a go.
So, what is that – step-blogfather? blogfather-in-spirit? Something like that there…
Thanks, Jeff.
Very funny, guys. I’ll be sure to add Wonkette.
“Read what is writ here upon my blade!”
“I am he of whom he speakes…. Nuncle!”
“My son!”
— Firesign Theatre
SB: actually
Sorry Jeff… you didn’t inspire me to start blogging… but… you have inspired a series of strange conversations with the ghosts of former Kansas City Chief greats!
My Imaginary Conversation with Hall of Fame Coach Hank Stram
My Imaginary Conversation with Hall of Fame Coach Hank Stram 2
My Imaginary Conversation with Hall of Fame Linebacker Derrick Thomas