me: “So. Wanna drink some wine, curl up on the couch, maybe listen to Glass Houses?”
double martini:
me: “… ‘she stood on the tracks, waving her arms, leading me to that third rail, shock—quick as a wink, she changed her mind’…”
double martini: “Dude. Do I have tits? Go to bed. Seriously. You’re making me uncomfortable.”
Goodnight Jeff.
Conversation with second bottle of wine.
Me: Have you heard Madonna’s latest? Hung Up?
Wine:
Me: Internet…
Wine: Drunk bastard
boy, that brings back memories. the song, not the booze. i danced quite a bit to that and 52nd street as a kitten.
Great song.
I really can’t respond until I know: gin or vodka?
This isn’t a “cry for help”, is it?
TW: free, as in: will.
Dude.
Meirs caved.
WAKE UP!
(I know it’s only 7:15 a.m. where you are.)
Perhaps the double martini is more a fan of the Replacements…
a very, very short conversation with the last swallow of a third bottle of tequila<b>
<b>McGehee: Uhhhhhh-mmmmmhhhhuhhhh…
Tequila:
McGehee: [passes out]
(Obviously, a tequila hangover interferes with my ability to use HTML formatting tags.)
My ativan never talks to me like that.
Jeff, I thought you’d like to know, Harriet Myers is in the White House trash-can now, keeping company with last week’s Burger King wrappers and an empty bottle of Dos Gusanos Mezcal.
I’m guessing you guys may have had some influence afterall. I required a second cup of java to bring myself to write this.
Bush had to eat the second worm before he could accept Mier’s withdrawal.
-Steve
Yeah, neither does my Hindu Kush.
:peter
I hate it when you write these things, and then edit them 12 hours later. Its disorienting.
Of course, on those occasions when I do it, it’s perfectly correct.
I had initially misquoted the double martini. Because I was drunk. When I woke this morning, though, I made the correction / extension.
I’m doing it all for Protein!
Hugh Hewitt: “There is no reason to jump to any conclusion about what the double martini may have said last night. What is important is what I believe the martini will say tomorrow. To find that out, we have to wait for the Senate hearings to commence before deciding on the fitness of the martini. To do otherwise is to side with terrorism and against President Bush.
We owe the martini that much.”