Until someone buys me this. As a gift. To ward off internet trolls. And those little club-footed bearded men in the toggle coats who sometimes appear in my dreams and laugh maniacally as they steal little bits of my soul before raiding my fridge and eating the rest of the shaved ham.
God, how I hate those little fuckers.
(h/t INDC)
http://dest.travelocity.com/Promotions/0,,TRAVELOCITY|1751|mkt_main,00.html
You mean this guy?
That little pirate ninja thing is scary – I’d be afraid of slicing my fingers off taking my trousers down for a leak or some other extracurricular activity.
Cheers – DC
You’ll put your eye out…
Gotta get Ace one first…
I entered their “Find the Briefcase” contest. If I win, I’ll pass the buckle on to you.
Don’t forget to check their back to school specials.
well, I just ordered tamiflu from some european site. if I actually get any, I’ll send some your way. update in 2 weeks. Is that too late to put a hold on my credit card? OY
Does it work on Underwear Gnomes?
“The WebSense category ‘Weapons’ is blocked.”
Huh?
Sorry. Have to buy one for me first.
yeah, skinbad–first thing I noticed on the homepage…
Not to mention the fact that the “back to school” banner is right above the link to the “Small Fry” Super Stun Gun.
TW:”cannot”
stop watching
Well, Moe beat me to the punch. I was gonna buy you this one instead, but my card was “declined”.
http://cheesyjesus.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=1
Oops! Wrong address. Try this one:
http://cheesyjesus.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3