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Lovely profile, congrats!
WHITE POWER!
If you had a Cardinal’s outfit, you’d be all set to do Cardinal Richelieu impressions. Or Stan Musial impressions.
You have time for puerile self-congratulatory shameless self-promotion and yet you can’t be bothered to post about Harold Pinter’s Nobel Prize? Or that he previously won the Wilfred Owen Prize for his blistering attack on your neocon war? Why is that, huh???? I know why, you preening neocon: because Pinter’s timeless metres totally annihilate any rationale for the imperialist neocon warmongering boondoggle you call the “liberation” of Iraq. And here I thought you were into literature and writing and stuff. HYPOCRITE!!!! And not to mention IQTT!!!! Did I mention that you are a neocon?!?! Like Wolfowitz!? And Strauss?!
I think you resemble more of a Dumas opium influenced version of D’Artagnan…
But that is just me thinking out loud…..
Uh-oh. A new picture of Jeff is up. All the horny broads that hang out at PW are gonna come out of the woodwork now…..
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VH1 announces its new reality series:
Breaking Goldstein
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Eat your heart out, Leif Garrett!
AMERICAN HISTORY X!
You’re that dude from “Friends”, aren’t you?
No, D’Artagnan’s moustache wouldn’t have been that pathetic. He’d have had a moustache more like “Regis”.
Holy Lord it’s time to whip out Photoshop! And the JoyLube.
Gonna have me some fun tonight
Understanding his overwhelming need to name facial hair, I wonder what he calls the eyebrow twins he’s sporting.
Last time we met, you didn’t look so mysterious while you were shoving cheese cubes into Satch’s face, dad. Trying to be too cool for school, I see.
Understanding his overwhelming need to name facial hair, I wonder what he calls the eyebrow twins he’s sporting.
Sacco and Vanzetti.
But only when I’m angry at them.
Italian eyebrows. I hear the chicks dig those.
TW: center – As in, “At least they don’t meet in the center”.
That was domestic Jeff, Froggy. This is brooding, public Jeff—the one who, because his spouse was out of town on business, was forced to take his own pic by holding the camera up and hoping he didn’t crop out his head entirely.
Finding out you’re out of vodka and that you can’t run to the liquor store because you’ve just put your kid down to sleep—that accounts for the look of the pic.
Well, that, and smoldering, ANIMAL sexuality.
Yummy! (oops, did I type that out-loud?)
You like me! You really LIKE ME!
Yeah, santos’ comment made me grimace too. Charles proudly announces your participation and this yahoo sees fit to frag you in the comments.
That’s about as classy as loudly informing newlyweds at their wedding reception that the beef wasn’t cooked right and you think their DJ sucks.
”the most prolix and pedantic crap out there.” Hyperbole much, santos?
Is it just me or is using the words “prolix” and “pedantic” kind of, err, umm… prolix and pedantic?
Ahhh! My God, it’s full of stars!
sort of armand assante meets pee wee herman..
Wait, you can’t see my hands, can you?
I am so jealous. I’ve always wanted someone to inform me that my prose is still far too prolix. Pure Catch-22.
…smoldering, ANIMAL sexuality.
Nope, don’t go there, girlfriend.
SB: areas
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The Wilfred Owen prize, Tongueboy?
That’s outrageous. Wilfred Owen had talent.
Mmmm.
We “horny broads” never go back INTO the woodwork. We’re just here.
(t/w: “already”)
Robin,
I should have linked my reference into the comment (check the boxed text halfway down the page). You’d think a towering poetic intellect like Hah-rold Peen-ter would be above shameless self-promotion. You’d think.
Still my favorite: it’s so HST, y’know?
SB: times
good
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I confess. I like bald guys.
You made the picture look better. Scars are so BOSS!
Heh. I thought that pic would get lost down here. *
Gary Oldman as a terrorist?
…Or possibly Thomas Dolby
password is “science!”