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“…So I told Schwarzenegger’s people, ‘California is suffering each day as its law enforcement, corrections and firefighters are called to a war in Iraq, which does not protect the people of California, leaving the state in a weakened position. California tax dollars are also disproportionately spent on this war. California men and women are killed and maimed in this war, and their families are left in ruins, as I too well know.” You should’ve seen me, Billy. I was a huge hit!”* | |
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“Sure. Of course, some might argue that the extra law enforcement details your protests demand are part of the problem —but hey, what’s a little minor hypocrisy when you’re sticking it to the Man, right?
“Speaking of which, next time you see Schwarzegger, tell him he’s lucky I have this bum hip. Otherwise it would be ON, baby!”* |
Seems to me that CINDY!!! is starting to resemble the Crocodile Hunter more each day
CRIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quick Math Lesson for Mama Moonbat:
11,000 troops in CA
5,800 troops overseas
11,000 > 5,800.
What’s the problem here?
Hmmmm.
On the other hand some guy is developing a MP3 breast implant.
Hmmm.
“Honey. I need to switch playlists … “
TODD-
I think you meant Crocodile Dundee. If Hogan can manage the accent, I think he’d be a shoe-in.
Get it together Todd.
As Serrano would say,
“FUCK YOU JOBU”
How many minutes of “fame” are each of us entitled to again?
What a pleasant surprise! I thought Max Headroom’s wife had disappeared forever. Oh, happy day!
Back to Vacuumville, MotherSheehan®!
SB: thing
our: cosa nostra
Mother Sheehan or post-MLB snortbag Pete Rose? You decide.
(I *can* tell you which one is Redder…)
“Don’t cry for me California
You know that I’m gonzo leftist
All though my whining
These nutcake shindigs
I’m at these protests
(So keep your distance)…”
Corrections are being called to the war in Iraq?! Granted I don’t proofread all that well in comments on this blog or in informal emails; but if I was delivering a letter to a governor, I think I’d make sure it wouldn’t make me look like an idiot.
I think this woman needs to take up knitting or macrame.
Kelly:
You’re only entitled to fame for 15 minutes, but infamy–now, that can last forever.
That would be fifteen. Unfortunately there seem to be no limits on infamy.
tw:run, screaming optional
LMAO!
tw: idea
Twofer!
Wow, I never thought I’d see the day when some leftist complained that there weren’t enough cops and corrections officers around!
But then again, if all the cops are deployed overseas, who’s gonna arrest her glory-hogging ass in front of the cameras?
I bet Dennis Kucinich knows if the rug matches the drapes.
TW: “natural.” No, I ain’t touching that.
No one point out to her that the ring leader in the Abu Ghraib abuse was a (DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!!) corrections officer!
The Cindy Sheehan Moonbat Song
(to “If I had a Hammer”)
If I were a moonbat
I’d be barkin’ down in Crawford
I’d be barkin’ in New Orleans… it’s occupied land!
I’d be barkin’ out “MIHOP!”
I’d be barkin’ out “LIHOP!”
I’d be barkin’ and carpin’ and dancin’ with Al Sharpton, oh yeah
It’s occupied land!
It’s occupied land!
Cindy’s son believed in the mission in Iraq- in what he was doing and for what he was sacrificing. Mom must think him to have been a dupe, a stooge, and unwitting killer of innocents for Herr Bush’s oil-fundy-Zionist cabal. What a glorious way for a loving mother to remember her dead son- as a moronic military minion of our Evil Empire and not as the man and patriot he was.
As or more appalling, don’t know which, Poor-Mom-Cindy-and-her-Public-Grief (TM) has become a photo-op self-promotion tour and a short-term lucrative enterprise for those peace-loving Dems who are stage-managing her for electoral advantage next go-round. Or so they think. Carville says for Dems to use more narrative and tell Winnie-the-Pooh stories with set-up, conflict and resolution, but that’s exactly the Democrats’ problem. They’re selfish, unprincipled drama queens who truly think they’re talking to children. And their “resolutions” only work in fiction.
Some days our soldiers, apparently, are children who can’t think for themselves and Bush has tricked them into going off to war. They need to be saved. Other days, they systematically torture, oppress, and inflict a whole world of hurt on innocents overseas and need to be stopped. Pick your narrative and enjoy.
The old line about everyone being famous for 15 minutes is now obsolete.
Thanks to DU and Kos, the new line is that everyone will be Hitler for 15 minutes.
Billy Jack rules.
As do the obscure pop culture references on this blog.
Thank you, Pajamas Media.