What is this, a minstrel show? The armadillo will not dance for the Man. Period.
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But is his name Mendoooza?
GAY DASYPUSIAN COCK OF LIES!
But will he dance for the Woman?
Dangit, I was going to slip a five-spot into its garter this time…
Turing = least, as in At least show us some thigh, li’l critter.
’DILLOCHICKEN!
I’m sitting here watching Casino, and thinking the Armadillo (assuming a safe return from Texas), could probably play the Joe Pesci character.
The ‘dillo will not dance until Mumia is free.
Well. There you have it.
Okay, we get it. The armadillo won’t dance. But what about your dolphin friend? I’ll bet he’s got some serious moves.
Maybe a nice mazurka wit the dolphin leading the ‘dillo?
Then should the man dance fo the armadillo instead?
The end of ‘dilloism, power to the ‘dillo! Free at last, free at last, praise the Holy PETA he’s free at last!
Armadillos, they’re tasty.
Jeff is hiding something.
NO IAN!!!! LEPROSY!!!!!
Lep’sy’s no big deal, man, few fing’rs n’ toes an’ some an’biotics n’ yer set, man, I thin’ w’ash goin’ on is Jeff’s repeated reFUSAL to admit the GAY COCK OF ‘DILLO SIN he’s livin’ in an’ givin us’n all the big fat FUCK OFF w’this DILLO NONSENSE an’ so on, with, um, thas’ what is’ about, that n’ he’s a secret GORE SUPPORTER an’ has his’n fleet black ‘COPTERS an so on, so you just BACK OFF a’fore there’s SHOOTIN’ in yer direction…and..mggle…CHAPPAQUIDDICK..fuckin’…Hoover owns yer testes, man…
Turing word=than as in “I’ma n’drunker THAN you…ya…ya fuckin’ ROVE ALIEN BASTARD…” and…ungh…
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Hah! Whose sensibilites were offended? Have you heard so much as one mumbling word from him since he left you to go pinching after Rita? He definitely IS an animal; and I’m also sure he can dance. Of course he can dance. Oh yes! He can dance. He really hits the floor. Better start looking for his tuxedo (and sending him some text messages), cuz next week I’m comin’ back for more.
There is no spoon.
I have the sinking feeling that the Dillo won’t rear its ugly head until he can come to grips with his seedy and horrid past. I mean he is a racist right?
Has anybody even seen the armadillo lately? It’s been weeks since he danced for us.
So Jeff, did he taste good with a nice chianti and some fava beans? Did he?
I’m sending Greta out to look for him. I’m telling her that he’s with Natalee in the Super Dome.
So, now I’m “The Man” am I?
Finally, the little rodent’s conjured up some freakin’ dignity.
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