Stephanie the blind date: “Gee, you sure are thick. And lush. Do you work out?â€Â
“Regisâ€Â: “Does it matter? I’m strong enough to slip your panties down, put it that way. Now order some grub already, would you? The longer we’re here, the less time we have for the freaky.â€Â
I can’t wait until Regis meets Francine, Stephanie’s merkin…
Strangely enough, an obsolete synonym for “merkin” is “malkin”…
Don’t tell Michelle.
Regis for President
“He’s the ALPHA Mustache!”
Come on, Jeff. Now you’re just making shit up. Regis would never use the word “freaky”.
Regis can bring the hipster when he wants to.
“Regis”: Woman, stop your yappin, it be time for you to shiznizzle mah mustizzle, yo!
Since Bolton is a diplomat and he meets all kinds of furrners, does he have to buss other male diplomats, East European & Arab style?
I just want to know where li’l Regis has been, before a blind date makes with the sweet surrender.
Turing = cent, as in There’s two of mine.
Does “Regis” need to be so subtle when he’s talking to his dates? You’d think a ‘stache like him would just come out and say what he’s thinking instead of laying on the sweet talk like that.
Ahhh… Found the Liberal Root Cause of the hurricane damage… Bolton’s to blame.