“Don’t you judge me, lotion bottle!”
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It is not for the container to judge the manner in which the contents are used.
That said, I have to wonder what the conversation is like when Regis gets waxed.
Ask not for whom the lotion applies, it applies for thee.
Hmmm. I smell Shintos.
As an ex-girlfriend once asked me “What’s this animate/inanimate bullshit dichotomy you’re trying to sell me?”
Just squeeze the bastard ‘till he’s empty.
That’ll learn him….
When this place become a highbrow porn site?
I prefer to think of it as a lowbrow university.
I know lotion when I see it.
Sinner.
Lotion Bottle: *waves* “Uhhh….I’m over here, Jeff.”
Hmmmm… the lotion’s first name isn’t Astro, is it?
Lotion bottle: Well what the hell am I supposed to do, with your sniggery comments about “getting lucky with the soap” during showers?
Give me back my lotion!
It’s not the size of the bottle, it’s the emotion of the lotion.
Hmmm.
As an Animist I can certainly understand your situation Jeff.
What’s worse is having to deal with a dildo … after.
*shudder*
I prefer to think of it as a lowbrow university.
So, when do the Lowbrow U. t-shirts go on sale?
And may I suggest the Fightin’ 8” CUT GAY PORN COCK OF LIES as our mascot?
I want to major in “inappropriate scratching,” with a minor in “noisy gasous emissions.”
I’ve found that you have to keep more than one bottle of lotion “in the stable” in order to cut down on the surly insubordinate behavior. You don’t have to put up with that bullshit.
My motto is: A bottle of lotion for every room in the house (plus baby oil in the master suite)
daniel, just to clarify, were you talking about the Lotion Bottle up there?
All your lotion are belong to us.
FREE THE LOTION YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!
For the sake of the bottle that is………….
Tonight the bottle let me down…
I googled “animism” and nowhere did it say anything about lotion or bottles.
I don’t get it.
I don’t get it.
Your thinking is much too analytical. You need to reach for the bottle, feel the lotion, then let the moment take you.
Just make sure you use someone else’s towel when you wash up.
Hmmm.
“I don’t get it.”
You need to close your eyes and imagine the sound of one hand, covered in lotion, clapping.
….
Hey! You stop that right now!