Don’t know about all of you, but I, for one, am completely at ease knowing that George Bush has put away the guitar and the cowboy hat, and that this time he really really cares.
Although, judging from this latest round of flooding, the streets of New Orleans don’t seem to appreciate the effort. Ungrateful, hard-hearted streets.
Well, DUH. There’s oil and WHITE PEOPLE there!
/sarcasm
Word: “followed” as in “All the stupid people followed Cindy Sheehan.”
I heard on Rush today something about a reporter who apparently asked W if he felt he and his entourage would “get in the way” of relief efforts. I’ve not been able to find the story yet online, but if that’s accurate, it’s got to rank as one of those “stuck on stupid” type questions, especially considering all the heat he took for the ‘slow response’ to Katrina.
The heathenism of the Left has turned itself inside out and is now distilled into a single question: why does George W. Bush let bad things happen to good people?
You’ve got that wrong. George W. Bush makes bad things happen to good people.
Aided and abetted by the evil master Karl and/or Uncle Dick.
It seems to me, that GW has shown some heart in regards to Rita, after all I think he convinced KARL ROVE to reduce Rita from a category 5 to a category 3. I mean is there any other way to show compassion?
Man, this Rovian Weathernator 5000 thing is somethin’ else, ain’t it?
Got to get me one…
…and a case of beer…
…and a map of France.
I don’t know what people are bitchin’ about. Heck, wasn’t W in Texas a month ago? Talk about an early response!
…mean, smelly streets where the stench of rotten garbage is never far away. Stealthy skulking figures frantically dodge the light from our jeep as we…
-Steve
The question I wondered is :Does George Bush care about black people only after we get them to Houston? Maybe we were missing the point. Maybe it was a Texas/Louisiana thing.
If only we had Kayne to stand next to a uncormfortable Canadian comedian to illuminate us. You think Myers would show up for that gig again?
Anybody wonder why Bu$hitler is soooooo concerned about this hurricane, when he couldn’t even be bothered to end his vacation early when all those poor black folk were forced to resort to cannibalism?
I’ll give you a clue: guess who’s based in Houston?!!
[/loose tinfoil hat]
Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean! Oh, please pick me, pick me, pick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
I’m only going to warn you bastards once: no more loose talk about the Weathernator 5000.
I am a very powerful man.
The jig is up, Karl. We all know that the Yakuza is behind the weather warfare plot!
I don’t care how powerful you are, they’d never take orders from a gaijin like you!
The meme continues…
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/23/rita.evacuees.ap/index.html
I question the timing.
Do you really, really think it’s any accident that Rita is scheduled to unleash her Gaia woman fury at about the same time that Mama Sheehan is to commence her Million (or couple hundred) Motha March against Bush in Washington, DC?
Again, anything to stifle dissent!
The Yakuza are doing this? Hey! I can help!
There are some guys in my neighborhood that I am certain are Yakuza. I’ll go down this afternoon and listen at their door for evil cackling.
I’ll report back. But if you never hear from me again then… you’ll know it’s true.
ps. they very cleverly have a small typhoon hitting Tokyo right now. They’d never hit their own country, right??? Genius.
Regis for President
“He’ll upgrade to the Weathernator 6000!”
Getting harder and harder to tell CNN from the Onion…