Me: “Well, it could be worse. I mean, at least Shepard Smith is in Texas this time…”
Long: “I hear you. Which, that reminds me. Any truth to the rumor he had flippers grafted to his feet in preparation for this one? Because even though I ain’t one to root for wholesale flooding, I think it’d be kinda cool to see ol’ Shep reporting from deep inside the storm surge itself—like ‘Manimal,’ only smeared with makeup.”

Where are the SuperShep™ action figures!? I can’t find them anywhere!
Galveston! O Galveston!
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=AU11360
tw: similar
There’s a doctor in South Park that can manage those grafted flippers, and even a dorsal fin…
But is SuperShep any match for WonderDillo?
mmmmmmmmmmm….manwiches!
TW: good – Why yes they are!
Oh, manimal. I thought you were comparing Shep to a sandwich.
what the? that’s the second manimal reference i’ve seen today. that’s totally airwolf!
Hey Shep, we can’t guarantee this graft job – your socks have holes in ‘em.
Shep: Just keepin’ it real for the Kingfish.
Maybe Hughey can graft them fins on to boy Shep. Wasn’t graft one of his specialties? Of course it was, (slaps self in forehead) he was from Louisiana.
Hey, isn’t there supposed to be some dancing going on?
Shep’s baseball cap was backwards today. I think that means something.
Fox’s coverage Friday night had a wonderful moment when Shep got blown over onto the ground about 10 feet from where he was standing. It was wonderful watching him try (unsuccessfully) to maintain some degree of dignity as he struggled to stand up and get back into position. We laughed.
me too dbn, me too. though i must say i’m surprised more of them don’t get seriously injured being out there.