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a CITIZEN JOURNALIST observes Obama’s America

I know it’s Wednesday, but somethow it feels like a Monday.

Not sure if I’d call that a metaphor, or just the new normal.

Meh. Flip a (soon to be worthless) coin.

38 Replies to “a CITIZEN JOURNALIST observes Obama’s America”

  1. geoffb says:

    New normal strikes.

    Memo undoubtedly going out soon to all SWAT. Make sure you destroy/confiscate the device that the cameras are hooked into not just the cameras.

  2. Ernst Schreiber says:

    If it feels like Monday, that’s because under Barak Obama, the weekend has been doubled!

    Real, J-Screwel credentialed, juice-box mfia approved journolists don’t try to make a negative out of a positive by referring to the four-day weekend as a three-day work week.

    You better watch your ass.

    And you for damn sure better report the forthcoming guarantee to america’s werkers of 99 weeks of vacation right, if you know what’s good for you.

    The NSA-IRS is watching.

    Always watching.

  3. geoffb says:

    So Wednesday is still Hump-day, just a smaller hump?

  4. Ernst Schreiber says:

    New normal strikes.

    Geoff, I’m a fairly pro law enforcement guy, but between this, that and the other thing, I’m about ready to permanently disqualify myself from jury duty by joining the ranks of those who assume the police always lie.

    That would be a complete reversal of my earlier –equally disqualifying– postion of assuming that the cops don’t arrest ya for nothin’.

  5. McGehee says:

    “Your Honor, I believe that 95% of all laws are unconstitutional, and will judge this case on that basis.”

  6. To maintain Obama’s infallibility, the number of days in the week has been increased to eight so as to maintain the ratio of states (57) to days of the week (8). This conveniently also helps make most people part time workers, thus furthering the goals of Obamacare, allowing all of us more time to tuck our children into bed.

  7. geoffb says:

    Thank you sir. Have another.

  8. Ernst Schreiber says:

    tuck our children into bed.

    Change the t to f, transpose the d and b and add back the t you took away,

    if you want the truth

  9. leigh says:

    Have we arrived at the old Soviet saw, “We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us” yet?

  10. Ernst Schreiber says:

    We’re only at the “There is no truth in Pravda and there is no news in Izvestia” saw.

  11. BigBangHunter says:

    – We should all do everything we can to help Jay Carney escape from his job so hes free and not trapped. As soon as possible.

  12. palaeomerus says:

    Hanging chads? That’s so 2000. Soon we will have misguided and misled chads that can be corrected by heroic poll volunteers.

  13. geoffb says:

    Kerry to Israeli critics: I’ve been ‘attacked before by people using real bullets’

    The minister he’s responding to fought against Hezbollah in Lebanon in two different conflicts.

    3 magic scratches, two rich wives, and one magic hat, that’s a tough hand to beat.

  14. Ernst Schreiber says:

    (As long as that wet toupee Lord tossed in the fire doesn’t smother it ) Hope kindles

    Here we are 33 years later — and the fight between conservatives and the GOP Establishment or the Outsiders and the Insiders has renewed itself. And as of this cold February of 2014, the conservative movement once led by Reagan is again on the march. It is, to go to that inevitable Super Bowl analogy with the above noted financial filings, the upstart Seattle Seahawks running rings around the Establishment Denver Broncos.

  15. Ernst Schreiber says:

    3 magic scratches, two rich wives, and one magic hat, that’s a tough hand to beat.

    Just ask Dubya.

  16. serr8d says:

    Uh oh…red meat! Cass Sunstein

    Originalists insist that the meaning of the Constitution is settled by the original public meaning of its terms — that is, the meaning of its provisions when they were ratified. According to Scalia and Thomas, the job of the judges is to go into a kind of time machine and learn what history tells them about the “expected applications” of these provisions.

  17. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Today is the 103rd anniversary of the birth of Ronald Wilson Reagan, indisputably the greatest American hero.

    What else can you call a man who travels through time just so he can lasso and break dinosaurs?

  18. Ernst Schreiber says:

    “What drives me crazy about some groups associated with the Tea Party movement is that all they want to do is attack Republicans.”

    That’s because they have to go through certain Republicans before they can get at the Democrats John.

  19. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Try to think of it this way: The Tea Party just wants to help the GOP with it’s old white men image problem by retiring some old white men.

  20. sdferr says:

    Sunstein seems concerned that too many might suffer undue ‘trouble’ —

    [“The final objection, and perhaps the most fundamental, involves the consequences. If we accepted Scalia’s version of originalism, much of the U.S. constitutional system would be deeply unsettled, and in a way that would trouble liberals and conservatives alike.”]

    — yet, given the choice between those who are troubled and those who are entirely untroubled by the meaning of our fundamental political organization, like Sunstein, such who think they have everything well in hand, believing they are possessed of the method and goals necessary to fundamentally change the fundamental political organization of America without a need for troubles concerning its meaning (for these are such valorous knowers, the non-existent god knows (his other name is George Lakoff)!), I’ll take the people whose inclination is to pause and think again.

  21. Ernst Schreiber says:

    How do you unsettle something that’s treated like Rorschach ink blots on silly putty anyways?

  22. sdferr says:

    We only have to think of the horror of the possibility of the elimination of the Social Security tax and ponzi-scheme, it would seem to me, in order to understand that there is nothing Rorschach blot-like about it, from Sunstein’s point of view. Once achieved, such progressive law is written in the hardest most enduring of stone: any consideration of that sort of change is tantamount to the gravest of impieties known to any true believers in human history.

  23. Pablo says:

    What else can you call a man who travels through time just so he can lasso and break dinosaurs?

    Lacking.

  24. dicentra says:

    Every day is exactly the same.

    In 100 Years of Solitude, one of the characters notices that Tuesday is indistinguishable from Monday and so he goes mad. They tie him to a tree in the middle of the patio.

  25. Shermlaw says:

    Meanwhile, in Sochi, “showers take you.

  26. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Once achieved, such progressive law is written in the hardest most enduring of stone: any consideration of that sort of change is tantamount to the gravest of impieties known to any true believers in human history.

    Then the progressives should have written in stone, instead of saying sand is the same thing as stone, or will be, if you give it enough time, heat and pressure; and since it’s neither animal nor vegetable, one mineral’s as good as another. Shouldn’t they?

  27. sdferr says:

    Then the progressives should have written in stone, instead of saying sand is the same thing as stone, or will be, if you give it enough time, heat and pressure; and since it’s neither animal nor vegetable, one mineral’s as good as another. Shouldn’t they?

    I think they do (writ[e] in stone), with the understanding that they are themselves the stone, since the meaning of a “living” constitution is that these persons are themselves the stone in which the writing is done. Stony of mind, stony of heart, stony of ambition, stony of right. What else could a moral exemplar possibly be?

  28. Ernst Schreiber says:

    But they’re only living while they’re alive, right?

    Change the concensus and instead of Social Security checks and Medicare Advantage, it’s the ice floe express straight down the polar bear’s gullet.

    Which is why I’m amused (or bemused, as the case may be) at Sunstein wailing about how it’s wrong to change the convention because that would be unconventional.

  29. sdferr says:

    But they’re only living while they’re alive, right?

    But hang on a second — whatever happened to their proper aspiration to eternal life? I mean, these are no more nor less availed of a deep belief or aspiration to sempiternal life than any others. And wouldn’t they, just as any others, seek to reproduce themselves in body, as well as in disciples steeped in their great and wise learning, in order to achieve this great ennobling desire? Well, sure they would, and do. They’re humans, not — well, with exceptions previously noted — immortal gods.

  30. Ernst Schreiber says:

    They like to think of themselves that way, sure, but they’re not, having cut themselves off from the Mos Maiorums.

    The hidden cost of Progress, perhaps?

  31. sdferr says:

    The hidden cost of Progress, perhaps?

    Or even the hidden cost of republican-democratic constitutionalism, for that matter. We’ve all jumped into the modern boat: it’s just that we’re more or less reluctant to look too closely at that old decision. On the other hand, it’s jolly good fun to eat popcorn and boo the aristocrats.

  32. Ernst Schreiber says:

    I don’t agree about the republican-democratic constitutionalism part. Republican-democratic principles enshrined into foundational law with a clear mechanism for change (as opposed to the pretended mechanisms we’ve come to rely upon) are the Mos Maiorum.

  33. sdferr says:

    Seemed to me the whole point of the so-called enlightenment was to be rid of it (rightly understood). But perhaps I misunderstood, unrightly.

  34. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Having now thought about it for another thirty seconds, I will concede that our foundations are less secure than the throne and altar/Burkean ancestral customs (I forget the quote) foundations we cast aside in 1776.

    Of course, that was betrayal with a sword instead of a kiss. So the Founders had that going for them, compared to our Progressive would-be re-re-re-founders in perpetuity.

  35. sdferr says:

    Socrates early on found out what happens when one denies the rightness of the old because old in favor of the rightness of the right because right: be persuaded to drink hemlock, por favor.

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