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Ted Kennedy’s SCOTUS confirmation hearings crib notes

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update:  Patterico has more faith than I do.

31 Replies to “Ted Kennedy’s SCOTUS confirmation hearings crib notes”

  1. Bucky Katt says:

    You forgot the “Who would you do?” question:

    Betty Rubble or Wilma Flintstone?

    It must suck to be Fat Teddy.

  2. McGehee says:

    6. Now that Oldsmobile is no longer in business, which new car do you think performs best as an impromptu submarine?

  3. tongueboy says:

    Fake but accurate. The questions have a ring of authenticity but where are the margin doodles? You know, figure 8’s with boobies, chimps behind bars, that sort of thing. And the typeface on that title—way too I-got-an-A+-in-penmanship-mommy! to be credible. Needs more illegible scrawl.

    /constructive criticism

    Typical racist rantings of a bobble-headed Bush brownshirt. Fascist!

  4. 3rd_Bird says:

    “Who would you do?” question:

    Betty Rubble or Wilma Flintstone?

    Betty

  5. tongueboy says:

    Betty Rubble or Wilma Flintstone?

    A false dichotomy. I would do both. And then run like hell.

  6. Lydia says:

    Found behind a Kinko’s in a dumpster, I presume?

  7. Bucky Katt says:

    Lydia sez: 

    Found behind a Kinko’s in a dumpster, I presume?

    Nah..it was Lucy Ramirez deliverin the goods on Teddy.  Yep..that’s the ticket.  That crazy Lucy…she gets around. wink

  8. BLT in CO says:

    I’m still trying to figure out how the LABYRINTH notebook paper plays into this.  I’m thinking it has something to do with a Jim Henson, Miss Piggy, Ted Kennedy menage a trois back in 1988, but I’m probably mistaken.

  9. ahem says:

    Found on the floor of the men’s room at Hooter’s on E Street in Washington D.C….

    Shaken or stirred?

    tw: around. Maybe I’ll (hic) see you around babe….

  10. Eddy uh ... Krennedy says:

    Found on the floor of the men’s room at Hooter’s on E Street in Washington D.C….

    Lies, lies all lies – tha Hootahs is on 7th street!

  11. MarkD says:

    That Mary Jo thing, the statute of limitations really has expired, hasn’t it?

  12. Ted Kennedy says:

    That Mary Jo thing, the statute of limitations really has expired, hasn’t it?

    Fuck yeah!!

    *hic*

  13. Forbes says:

    Statute of Limitations never expire in capital crimes, i.e. negligent homicide. (IANAL)

    I’m sure someone will correct this, if it is inacurate.

  14. Chrees says:

    Single malt or blend? (trick question)

  15. ss says:

    I’m still trying to figure out how the LABYRINTH notebook paper plays into this.

    I think it’s a remnant from Ted Kennedy’s David Bowie-worship phase.

  16. John Nowak says:

    Superman. Duh. The Hulk can’t fly.

  17. Lloyd says:

    That was fuckin Great Jeff!

  18. Robb Allen says:

    Betty Rubble or Wilma Flintstone?

    The cartoon characters or Elizabeth Perkins / Rosie O’Donnel? ‘Cuz I’d poke the pencil drawings and Perkins, but O’Deeoo would have to go!

  19. Sean M. says:

    I’m sure someone will correct this, if it is inacurate.

    Where the Hell is Kenny when we actually need him?

  20. Crank says:

    #4 almost knocked me off my chair.

  21. RS says:

    Superman. Duh. The Hulk can’t fly.

    Rarrrrgghhhh!  Hulk take offense at dis!  Hulk use internets to salvage reputation!

    Hulk take might leaps!  Almost like flying, kind of!  Supermans vulner…vulnera…hurt by Kryptonites things!  Hulk hurt by nothing in post-Byrne continuity!

    Hulk declare self vindi… vindicat…vindaaaa.  Hulk rule!

  22. Karl Maher says:

    Goldstein, that is the funniest thing I’ve seen in months. And just yesterday I saw the SNL clips of Celebrity Jeopardy (Connery: “Trebek, you’ve got to tell me about this Penis Mightier!”) and the the Blue Oyster Cult session (“I’ve got a fever. And the only cure is more cowbell!”)

    So that’s gotta tell you something.

  23. Lost Dog says:

    You are one funny sumbitch! That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen since I turned the sound off when Al Gore was being interviewed on TV.

  24. Matt says:

    Joe Biden sucks.  Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks.  Roberts runs circles around Biden so Biden just decides to answer all of Roberts questions for him. 

    I wish Roberts would stop saying “with all due respect” before he disagrees with that panel of pompous democratic windbags.  They’re not owed respect, Your Honor- if they were worthy of respect, they’d let you answer a damn question without interupting you to inform you that you’re being “misleading”.

  25. AWG says:

    if they were worthy of respect, they’d let you answer a damn question without interupting you to inform you that you’re being “misleading”.

    More like he’s not answering in the direction that they’re trying to lead him with the questions.  LOL

    I think Teddy’s using the Labyrinth paper because Roberts reminds him of the babe.  The babe with the power.  The power of voodoo…

  26. Mmmmmmm…Jennifer Connelly flashback.  Thanks, Jeff!  You are all things to…well, to some people.

  27. mojo says:

    Voodoo? Who do?

  28. Dario says:

    Patterico,

    You asked before what Websense is, it’s the filtering program that’s kicking your traffic in the ass.  Reclassify your site as “news”.  Google websense if you’re not sure what I’m talking about.  Jeff here can give you a testimonial to it’s evil influence.

    Anyway, the most powerfull comic book character is obviously Richie Rich and his top 1%, Haliburton loving, fembot slaving, tax evading, pawn of the satan Rove.

  29. ahem says:

    Apposite post in the American Spectator.

  30. TonyGuitar says:

    Voodo Who do?… Whoah, Let’s not make any reference to Michelle Jean here.  That would make it a cross-border incident.

    Is this just a ploy to invite you to drop by:- http://Anchorpin.redpin.com ?  73s TG

  31. Meg Q says:

    From “Red Dwarf”, Season 3, Episode 1 “Backwards”:

    LISTER: Cat?

    CAT: Mmm?

    LISTER: Ya ever see the Flintstones?

    CAT: Sure!

    LISTER: D’ya think Wilma’s sexy?

    CAT: Wilma Flintstone?

    LISTER: Maybe we’ve been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that sharmi body, it drives me crazy.  Is it me?

    CAT: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.

    LISTER: That’s good. I thought I was goin’ strange.

    CAT: She’s incredible!

    LISTER: What d’ya think of Betty?

    CAT: Betty Rubble?  (Pause) Well, I would go with Betty… but I’d be thinking of Wilma.

    LISTER: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?

    CAT: You’re right. We’re nuts. This is an insane conversation.

    LISTER: She’ll never leave Fred, and we know it.

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