Fake but accurate. The questions have a ring of authenticity but where are the margin doodles? You know, figure 8’s with boobies, chimps behind bars, that sort of thing. And the typeface on that title—way too I-got-an-A+-in-penmanship-mommy! to be credible. Needs more illegible scrawl.
/constructive criticism
Typical racist rantings of a bobble-headed Bush brownshirt. Fascist!
I’m still trying to figure out how the LABYRINTH notebook paper plays into this. I’m thinking it has something to do with a Jim Henson, Miss Piggy, Ted Kennedy menage a trois back in 1988, but I’m probably mistaken.
Rarrrrgghhhh! Hulk take offense at dis! Hulk use internets to salvage reputation!
Hulk take might leaps! Almost like flying, kind of! Supermans vulner…vulnera…hurt by Kryptonites things! Hulk hurt by nothing in post-Byrne continuity!
Hulk declare self vindi… vindicat…vindaaaa. Hulk rule!
Goldstein, that is the funniest thing I’ve seen in months. And just yesterday I saw the SNL clips of Celebrity Jeopardy (Connery: “Trebek, you’ve got to tell me about this Penis Mightier!”) and the the Blue Oyster Cult session (“I’ve got a fever. And the only cure is more cowbell!”)
Joe Biden sucks. Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks. Roberts runs circles around Biden so Biden just decides to answer all of Roberts questions for him.
I wish Roberts would stop saying “with all due respect” before he disagrees with that panel of pompous democratic windbags. They’re not owed respect, Your Honor- if they were worthy of respect, they’d let you answer a damn question without interupting you to inform you that you’re being “misleading”.
if they were worthy of respect, they’d let you answer a damn question without interupting you to inform you that you’re being “misleadingâ€Â.
More like he’s not answering in the direction that they’re trying to lead him with the questions.
I think Teddy’s using the Labyrinth paper because Roberts reminds him of the babe. The babe with the power. The power of voodoo…
You asked before what Websense is, it’s the filtering program that’s kicking your traffic in the ass. Reclassify your site as “news”. Google websense if you’re not sure what I’m talking about. Jeff here can give you a testimonial to it’s evil influence.
Anyway, the most powerfull comic book character is obviously Richie Rich and his top 1%, Haliburton loving, fembot slaving, tax evading, pawn of the satan Rove.
You forgot the “Who would you do?” question:
Betty Rubble or Wilma Flintstone?
It must suck to be Fat Teddy.
6. Now that Oldsmobile is no longer in business, which new car do you think performs best as an impromptu submarine?
Fake but accurate. The questions have a ring of authenticity but where are the margin doodles? You know, figure 8’s with boobies, chimps behind bars, that sort of thing. And the typeface on that title—way too I-got-an-A+-in-penmanship-mommy! to be credible. Needs more illegible scrawl.
/constructive criticism
Typical racist rantings of a bobble-headed Bush brownshirt. Fascist!
“Who would you do?†question:
Betty Rubble or Wilma Flintstone?
Betty
Betty Rubble or Wilma Flintstone?
A false dichotomy. I would do both. And then run like hell.
Found behind a Kinko’s in a dumpster, I presume?
Lydia sez:
Nah..it was Lucy Ramirez deliverin the goods on Teddy. Yep..that’s the ticket. That crazy Lucy…she gets around.
I’m still trying to figure out how the LABYRINTH notebook paper plays into this. I’m thinking it has something to do with a Jim Henson, Miss Piggy, Ted Kennedy menage a trois back in 1988, but I’m probably mistaken.
Found on the floor of the men’s room at Hooter’s on E Street in Washington D.C….
Shaken or stirred?
tw: around. Maybe I’ll (hic) see you around babe….
Found on the floor of the men’s room at Hooter’s on E Street in Washington D.C….
Lies, lies all lies – tha Hootahs is on 7th street!
That Mary Jo thing, the statute of limitations really has expired, hasn’t it?
That Mary Jo thing, the statute of limitations really has expired, hasn’t it?
Fuck yeah!!
*hic*
Statute of Limitations never expire in capital crimes, i.e. negligent homicide. (IANAL)
I’m sure someone will correct this, if it is inacurate.
Single malt or blend? (trick question)
I think it’s a remnant from Ted Kennedy’s David Bowie-worship phase.
Superman. Duh. The Hulk can’t fly.
That was fuckin Great Jeff!
Betty Rubble or Wilma Flintstone?
The cartoon characters or Elizabeth Perkins / Rosie O’Donnel? ‘Cuz I’d poke the pencil drawings and Perkins, but O’Deeoo would have to go!
I’m sure someone will correct this, if it is inacurate.
Where the Hell is Kenny when we actually need him?
#4 almost knocked me off my chair.
Rarrrrgghhhh! Hulk take offense at dis! Hulk use internets to salvage reputation!
Hulk take might leaps! Almost like flying, kind of! Supermans vulner…vulnera…hurt by Kryptonites things! Hulk hurt by nothing in post-Byrne continuity!
Hulk declare self vindi… vindicat…vindaaaa. Hulk rule!
Goldstein, that is the funniest thing I’ve seen in months. And just yesterday I saw the SNL clips of Celebrity Jeopardy (Connery: “Trebek, you’ve got to tell me about this Penis Mightier!”) and the the Blue Oyster Cult session (“I’ve got a fever. And the only cure is more cowbell!”)
So that’s gotta tell you something.
You are one funny sumbitch! That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen since I turned the sound off when Al Gore was being interviewed on TV.
Joe Biden sucks. Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks. Roberts runs circles around Biden so Biden just decides to answer all of Roberts questions for him.
I wish Roberts would stop saying “with all due respect” before he disagrees with that panel of pompous democratic windbags. They’re not owed respect, Your Honor- if they were worthy of respect, they’d let you answer a damn question without interupting you to inform you that you’re being “misleading”.
More like he’s not answering in the direction that they’re trying to lead him with the questions.
I think Teddy’s using the Labyrinth paper because Roberts reminds him of the babe. The babe with the power. The power of voodoo…
Mmmmmmm…Jennifer Connelly flashback. Thanks, Jeff! You are all things to…well, to some people.
Voodoo? Who do?
Patterico,
You asked before what Websense is, it’s the filtering program that’s kicking your traffic in the ass. Reclassify your site as “news”. Google websense if you’re not sure what I’m talking about. Jeff here can give you a testimonial to it’s evil influence.
Anyway, the most powerfull comic book character is obviously Richie Rich and his top 1%, Haliburton loving, fembot slaving, tax evading, pawn of the satan Rove.
Apposite post in the American Spectator.
Voodo Who do?… Whoah, Let’s not make any reference to Michelle Jean here. That would make it a cross-border incident.
Is this just a ploy to invite you to drop by:- http://Anchorpin.redpin.com ? 73s TG
From “Red Dwarf”, Season 3, Episode 1 “Backwards”:
LISTER: Cat?
CAT: Mmm?
LISTER: Ya ever see the Flintstones?
CAT: Sure!
LISTER: D’ya think Wilma’s sexy?
CAT: Wilma Flintstone?
LISTER: Maybe we’ve been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that sharmi body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?
CAT: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.
LISTER: That’s good. I thought I was goin’ strange.
CAT: She’s incredible!
LISTER: What d’ya think of Betty?
CAT: Betty Rubble? (Pause) Well, I would go with Betty… but I’d be thinking of Wilma.
LISTER: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
CAT: You’re right. We’re nuts. This is an insane conversation.
LISTER: She’ll never leave Fred, and we know it.