Schumer: “There are many other pasta dishes, each with its own distinct taste and quiet dignity. And as you know, I respect every one of them. Deeply. But if we’re being candid, I think we can all agree that I am the most delicious—and the cheesiest—of all pasta dishes. Am I not?”*
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Man – it’s like the Bloviation Olympics!
Schumer’s got a lock on the Triathlon.
Bloviate, Posture, Obsfuscate.
Can anyone tell me the last time Schumer opened his mouth and anything remotely insightful or intelligent came out of it?
BECAUSE OF THE CHEESY GOODNESS!
“You know, I’m sure you’re a better lawyer than me. And there are many other lawyers in this body and on this commission who are better lawyers than me. But I think you will also agree, if you are honest, that I am the best lawyer EVAH.”
I always see Schumer as a steaming pile of something, but never fettucine alfredo. Maybe it’s because I’m not Italian or maybe because I spent a lot of my youth working in cattle pens.
I have many, many objections to Chuck Schumer, but my biggest is that whenever he speaks, he makes Hillary Clinton look that much smarter.
TW: “nearly,” as in “Chuck Schumer is nearly as smart as a plate of rich, cheesy fettucine Alfredo.”
Lew Clark has it exactly right. He makes Hill the Shrill sound reasonable.
don’t remind me. i woke up to him yacking yesterday, drifted off, came to and he’s STILL GOING! i can’t bring myself to watch the hearings, they’ve already made up their minds, they just gotta “make a point” blech.
tw: decided
I have never heard a soundbite from Sen. Schumer that did not make me think “Man…he sounds like an asshole.”
Ian,
That’s because he IS an asshole – possibly the biggest one in history. Imagine being lost in the district that elects this moron. I think I’d rather be stuck on a roof in NO…
OOPS! District? It’s the whole GD state. I just can’t get my mind around the fact that Chuckie-uckie is a Senator. How can that possibly be?
Schumer is a flaming ass, as well as a flaming liar.
But Biden is really a complete moron. He has this weird talent to be able to sound coherent at first gloss – but when you read his statements closely you realize he’s a blithering idiot.
Well, yeah. On the second read, you realize they’re not his words.
Robert,
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO STIFLE HIS CLUMSILY PLAGARIZED DISSENT?
I’m impressed. You’ve really captured the essence of the man. That really does sound like something Chuck Schumer would say.
What’s scary is if it were a race between Chuck and Hillary – I’d vote for Hillary. Better the Evil Genius than the self-ingratiating ass clown.
In a race between Schumer and a plate of fettucini Alfredo, I’d vote the Alfredo.
Now that I think of it, in a race between Schumer and a steaming pile of Hotspur, it’s Hotspur all the way.
Sometimes lighting a match is just not a good idea.
There’s a Godfather joke in there somewhere, but I can’t extract it without getting Alfredo sauce all over the waiter’s apron.
Can anyone tell me the last time Schumer opened his mouth and anything remotely insightful or intelligent came out of it?
Not for sure, but I can only imagine that it has been more recent than the president’s last intelligent remark…since he has ever made one. And then there is Coburn and his weepy appeal for less divisiveness. My God, talk about lack of insight!
McGehee-
Thanks for bringing The Godfather into this. It allows me to conflate a Godfather-inspired phrase a friend of mine loves to use with the subject of this post:
“Schumer? He’s Alfredo to me.”
I’m not sure about when, but I’m pretty sure Hillary’s cock was somehow involved.
Not that I know anything about Hillary owning any poultry, mind you…
“Leave the gun. Bring the Alfredo.”
Good news!
According to Drudge this AM, none of the democrat senators are showing up for day two of the hearings.
What’s up with that?
“Bloviate, Posture, Obsfuscate…”
Oh, I see, you’re talking about Scott McClellan.
Or Donald Rumsfeld.
Or <insert administration official here> discussing latest failed <b></b>.
“…38% and sinking…”
Or Crooks and Liars at any given minute of the day, for that matter.
huh? i like fettucini alfredo. mmm… yummy.
i’m looking for a hot guy! any1? helloooo???
jk!
very sorry
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very sorry