…has a honkin’ new website and a spirited call to arms:
The time has come. It’s time to stay on point. The blogs need to unite around a rallying cry of “IMPEACH BUSH.” As of this post, the term “impeach bush” is the third most popular search term at Technocrati.
President Bush has totally and utterly failed the American people. Almost every day we are presented with further proof why he should not be our president. From 9/11, to WMDs, to Iraq, to Katrina– the reasons are many and obvious. We need to impeach him NOW.
The only point that should be discussed is– “IMPEACH BUSH NOW!” We need to pound this point over and over again. It should be mentioned wherever possible, and it should not stop until the mainstream media and all politicans realize that we, the people, will not stand for gross negligence, willful and wanton misconduct, nor the utter lies, any longer.
The Bulldog Manifesto hereby calls upon every blog, from large to small, from Eschaton to Spontaneous Rising, from Daily Kos to Martian Anthropologist, from Crooks and Liars to Bring it On, from The Rude Pundit to The Talking Dog and EVERY BLOG IN BETWEEN!
The Bulldog Manifesto hereby calls upon every activist, from the national activists to the pissed off mothers, from the local politicians to the military families, from the school teachers to the student, spread the word, it is time to IMPEACH BUSH NOW. Cut and paste this post and email it to friends and family, write letters to your senators and congressperson, start your own impeachment blog, sign the Impeach Bush Petition, just do something! It begins with ALL OF US!
It doesn’t matter whether the House of Representatives consists of a Republican majority, we cannot wait around until 2006 for that to change. We can no longer afford to wait. Impeachment begins NOW, with all of us!
Go leave your suggestions in the comments. Here’s mine (which will no doubt be disappeared):
Another suggestion: add a rider to the articles of impeachment that would insure that, in addition to getting rid of Bush, Mumia is freed, and the Rosenbergs are retroactively given Medals of Freedom.
Oh yeah. And that everybody who didn’t vote for Bush gets pie.
BECAUSE OF THE TASTY FRUIT FILLING!
Impeach Bush? Hell, yeah! All hail President Cheney!
Jeff,
I tried the link and they are gone like a cool breeze. Either it’s a bad link, or you have scared them away.
While I’m here, just what is it exactly that FEMA and the administration did wrong? I really want to get upset with them, seeing as everybody else seems to be, but I can’t find one single charge that even puts them anywhere near, say, John Wayne Gacy. Anybody who bothers can find out in about ten seconds that the response time was on the very low side (historically speaking), so what’s the beef? This is a serious (at least for me) question. Are there actually any specific charges of turkiness? I certainly haven’t seen them. I would appreciate it if you could clear this up for me. I really want to join the lynch mob, but can find absolutely no reason to. This blood lust looks like fun…
Fruit filling? Only if it’s key lime.
Turing word: dead. Kinda like the impeachment movement, only it don’t know it yet .
Link fixed, Lost Dog.
wait……..are you saying we get PIE????
IMPEACH!!!!
Come see the violence inherent in the system!!Don’t hang on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society!!!
I’M BEING REPRESSED!!!
Do these kncukleheads even realize who become president if Bush is impeached?
i think i would just ask what law he’s broken.
My contribution:
“Apple fucking pie you commie pig.”
[still upset about nucular being misspelled.]
Thanks, Jeff.
I went back and dropped a steamer over there. I guess this guys blog is not too popular – there’s only four comments and three of them are from here.
I couldn’t resist. It’s either the wine or the joy of dicking with retards.
And that everybody who didn’t vote for Bush gets pie.
IMPEACH COBBLER!
Bill, honestly, that got a verbal groan.
Sheesh, I want to know where they bought their acid.
And don’t forget, kids, visit regularly. Graphic Buttons coming soon!
TW taking; as in oxygen thieves.
Ya see? I think that’s funny! I don’t know what it is the cabbage and scurvy lady doesn’t get.
Tasty filling. Heh.
I’ll take the devil I don’t know. Who needs a reason? Life’s just not that fair. I reckon impeach Bush just to see him bite at his bottom lip again
for being a girlyman in responding to Katrina. if you guya don’t have a law against girlymen responses to emergencies then make one. Fidel Castro is no girlyman C-I-C, unlike u no whu.
tw: herself . GWB herself should be impeached for his/her DIY gender reassignment right when his/her people needing it. Gender Reassignment must be rescheduled to outside emergencies if that’s your trip when you are the head of state. There needs to be a law. Impeach Bush
Wadard: Yes! by God. Give Bush Castro’s powers. Block captains. Elections with only Bush’s name on the ballot. Lock up political opponents and people with large collections of books that Bush doesn’t like. Keep it up until people are leaving Florida in leaky boats and inner tube rafts and floating to Haiti. Bush—El Jefe, Presidente for Life.
After all, it’s apparently what the left wants.
IMPEACH CASTRO!
(that’s the sound of a Cuban committing suicide)
IMPEACH BUSH!!
IMPEACH CHENEY!!
INSTALL CASTRO!!
TASTY FRUIT FILLING FOR ALL!!
never mind that we’re talking about a disaster area almost twice the size of cuba. but then i’m sure he could handle it.
Jeff,
Did you notice he added you to his ‘coalition’ blogroll?
Wadard, please stop pimping for commie thugs.
TW: size, as in, it does matter.
Sweet Jesus, I knew this was coming but it’s always something to see it in action.
Good to see our Castrophile on board. I bet he has a tie-dyed Che T-shirt.
Thank God I have the Texas-Ohio State game tomorrow night to take my mind of this shit.
Heh. Heh heh. Heheheheheheheh….*snigger* Okay, okay. I’m okay.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I can not beleive this. Bush has killed thousands in New Orleans and you hateful people are making a joke. Not even a funny joke, like Margaret Cho. You should read her site.
You’re right. Margaret Cho is a funny joke. Perhaps God’s funniest.
I can not beleive this. Bush has killed thousands in New Orleans and you hateful people are making a joke. Not even a funny joke, like Margaret Cho. You should read her site.
I love how Wadard keeps posting the grist that Fidel’s propaganda mills turn out. An incredibly poor island nation which had thousands of homes wiped out in a hurricane and yet nobody died? Right. Probably not so much as a stubbed toe. And Fidel doesn’t imprison and torture his political adversaries either. I read somewhere that he sets them up with huge mansions and sports cars! If fact, the whole island is just a big day-long party, 365 days a year. (Except when everyone has to pack up their refrigerators and walk to higher ground during storms.)
Cuba: paradise on earth, as long as you don’t mind the grinding poverty, lack of modern medical care, and freedom of speech. Oh, and travel. And jobs. And gasoline.
But hey, as Wadard keeps pointing out, their propaganda machine and printing presses seem to work perfectly! Yes! And thus Wadard is a believer!
Viva Castro!
Lydia!
Don’t you know that;
It’s not the impeach,
It’s the emotion!
With Cheyney as the next in line, I can just see their slogan….
A Dick in your future and a Bush in your past. Woohoo!
You sure they’re not Protest Warrior in drag!
“Leftisright” … hmm, you’ve almost got your impression of a completely insane BDS sufferer down.
But it still needs work.
Hah! Jeff, he put you down as a supporting blog.
The nerve! I never!
I do support it. It makes these guys look like they’re a few scallions short of a potato skin appetizer.
First pie, now potato skins. I don’t think we’ll be seeing any more “Atkins hesitations” in the near future.
Why, oh why, do they keep calling him Wadard, when:
WAYTARD
is still available?
People, do me and Jeff have to do ALL THE FUCKING JOKES?
Got it. I see it’s now a ploy to gain hits from people coming over from that place and getting really confused.
A tangled web you weave. A web of COCK.
IMBUSH PEACH!
Hey, thet reminds me of an old joke about “Le peach pousse”…
Stop me if you’ve heard it.
Speaking of COCK, have y’all seen this.
I was going to add something there, but I’m a bit speechless.
so did you look at it? huh? sparkle?
well, maggie, yes, I did. I didn’t believe him for a second.
I am so freakin niave.
yeah, i didn’t know whether to beleive him or not. but i decided to play it safe.
You made a wise decision.
I may have nightmares.
Aw HELL yeah. No one dies on Castro’s watch unless he FUCKING KILLED THE GUY HIMSELF, BABY.
I’m particularly fond of the fact his “Articles of Impeachment” envision the impeachment of not only Bush, but Cheney and everyone else in the line of succession.
Delusional doesn’t even begin to cover this guy’s syndrome.
Yeah, Patton. Check out the beginning:
Um, how are we supposed to impeach Ashkkkroft, y’know, seeing as how he hasn’t been the Attorney General now for–what has it been–eight months now?
He hasn’t?
Oh.
Well, then BURN HIM!
I’m here for the pie. WHERE’S THE PIE???
Seriously, Dubya’s exercise obsession must be unconstitutional and you know he’s got a pie deficiency. imPEACH him now!!
hey maggie and sparkle, you got me to look!
I want to look again, but my kid’s in the room.
Oh, Sparkle, admit it, you loved it. hehehe
Turing: best.
So I’m not clear why you didn’t make the obvious connection between IMPEACH and PEACH COBBLER.
PEACH COBBLER FOR ALL IN 2006
I’m wondering if I am ever going to read EVERY SINGLE POST before I post again.
INBEACH PUSH!
Oh, please. I’ve got that beat. What’s the big deal? It’s a penis.
Here. A pic of my junk from college.
WARNING. DON’T CLICK IF YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE MY MAN STUFF.
****
update: okay, that was long enough. link is now broken. you snooze, you lose.
Impressive genitals. If I were Jeff Gannon I’d be all over you.
Or win. Depends on how you look at it.
Or, in my case, how you manage to aviod looking at it.
I am very sorry to have missed junky.jpg
You must have missed the bit where I posed:
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Absolutely not. All I am proposing is thta Bush and/or FEMA should have accepted the help in a timely fashion and 1000’s would have been saved. Not a frikkin communist overthrow. You are such a drama queen! You are in theatre, aren’t you?
And it didn’t have to be Cuban aid, although it was the most practical; there was water purification gear from Norway, mobile comms from Sweden, victium identificaction experts from Australia with Tsunami triage experience. Only now is some of that coming through
Let’s assume the evacuation and hurricane took a week. What are the odds of no one in a statistical sample of 1.5 million dying in a given week?
If we impeach Wadard, does gandhi succeed him under the Constitution?
The spirit of Free Enterprise is back in NO:
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Check it out for yourself – more Americans died in Ivan than in Cuba even though the fury had been spent by the time it hit America.
It simply comes down to – in that part of the world the Cubans are the gold standard for Hurricane preparedness in that part of the world. And this was well known, but Bush did not want to know. And people died. Impeach Bush.
At least the Mexicans are coming across the border now. That’s good news. That and the fact that Bush’s Brown stain has in effect been removed. Can’t wait to see Jeff try and defend Brown’s record and resume now – this in in effect and admission of incompetance. I like it when you fart into the wind mate.
Talking about pork, you don’t give out the top job in the nation’s emergency services to someone just because they are a political mate. It shows how much you really care for the people. Impeach Bush now and get a Free Nelson Mandella.
FEMA Libre
Sure, Wadard … Cuba’s approach,
that’ll work:
Once we get Jeb installed as Chairman-Joint Chiefs of Staff, burn the Posse Comitatus act, get Republican Party Officials trained in disaster preparedness and such, no problem.
Then again, good press coverage helps too:
It’s worth pointing out, Wadard – that it is the Governor of Louisiana who has roughly the same powers as Fidel Castro with regard to emergency preparedness, ordering evacuations, prestaging supplies and the like.
If you take a look at her disaster declarations in Sept., you can wonder why most of them weren’t done days earlier.
Your impeachment requests are directed at the wrong person there, Wadard.
Waddy, could you tell us specifically what Brown and FEMA did or didn’t do that was wrong? Keeping in mind exactly what they are tasked with doing and what they legally can and can’t do.
Specifics please.
What the hell is this? The one night in my life I go to bed early, and I miss Goldstein’s STRAIGHT COCK OF TRUTH?
You should e-mail it to me. After all, you don’t want me on more intimate terms with Harrell than with you, right?
Okay, okay. Then just send me some fucking pie. Lemon meringue, please.
ja, if that is the case I agree, but it seems that Brown has been sidelined to Washington and I interpret that as tacit acknowledgement that the fuck-up was Bush’s apointee @ FEMA.
I don’t care though, impeach the lot of ‘em in a giant toxic impeachment gamba then. On the grounds that they let a tinpot dictator show them up. Come on, how could you be less forgiving?
I can read the Cuban press releases, what I am asking is if you take a random sample of 1.5 million people, or better yet 1.9 million, over a given week what are the statistical probabilities of no one dying? If you have to actually look it up you are a bigger idiot than you already appear.
Did Castro allow access by the press to document this world class response? How selfish of him to deny his comrades to the north the wealth of his genius.
Though if Mayor Nagin had been the Republican Party Apparatchik Who Reports to Commandante Bush, the New Orleans emergency plan may have been implemented.
That’d’ve been a good start:
I just think an impeachment would be fun. You have to admit that Katrina was one hell of a blowjob. That’s how you do your impeachments, isn’t it? Worth keeping in mind no one got hurt in Hurricane Monica.
Here’s some good news: Bush’s rating below 40% for first time
September 10, 2005 – 5:44PM
What a strange creature Wadard is. With an unshakable belief in brother Fidel’s press releases he does not realize the statistical impossiblity of no one dying during a 160 MPH hurricane. No one died from fallen trees, or blown over buildings, or just being blown off their feet, or dying of heart failure? My God, the answer to eternal life is to have Fidel Castro give long speeches on TV and telling us where to go, lugging our refrigerators.
B Moe … good for you. Wadard, you are really a Retard.
I do not want to see a picture of Castro’s junk. Not even his college junk.
Given that Wad is probably only 13 years old, you have to wonder at what he imagines a blowjob is.
Do they have Britney Spears dolls in Australia?
I’ve got some actuarial exams under my belt. Would you like me to dig up some mortality tables and figure out the expected number of dead in a week in the U.S.?
I believe Fidel’s stats about mortality as much as I trust his literacy stats. Because there’s no reason (or way) a Communist dictator would =lie=. I mean, it’s only in countries with a free press where the politicians feel free to lie about important stuff, as they’ll never be caught.
Waddy, you didn’t even attempt to answer the question. Most people with at shred of decency would at least try to cloud the issue with a cut-and-paste from Kos or Atrios (or even the Corner, for that matter). But no, you prentend the question doesn’t even exist.
How do you expect to impeach Bush, when you can’t even tell us what he did wrong?
Are you really that transparent? Or are you just mind-numbingly STOOOOPID?
Well actually, funny you say that; he has made it available to the world for anyone to use, including America, and he lived up to that offer by fully mobilising an army of 1,900 hurricane emergency trained and equipped volunteer doctors. The same ones who kept the death toll to zero during Ivan while moving 1.5 million to safety:
[url=”http://www.google.com.au/search?num=30&hl=en&q=hurricane+preparedness+IN+Cuba&spell=1″ target=”_blank”]
Look, educate yourself[/url] – this is beyond partisan politics, it’s about survival.
Oh, and by the way Waddy, here are some of the internals to the AP poll you posted:
of the responders:
51% Democrat 42% Republican
Yep, real accurate poll Wadster.
You can keep winning the polls, we’ll keep winning the elections.
this is beyond partisan politics, it’s about survival.
So Waddy, you fully support Bush suspending the Constitution in times of crisis?
Since he made the offer after the hurricane hit, this would mean the doctors are capable of resurrection as well as teleportation….
“ – this is beyond partisan politics”
…it appears to be beyond physics and biology also.
Since Waddy believes Castro as much as he does, it isn’t much of a leap to believe in reanimation and teleportation.
Wadard, you really are quite funny. You keep regurgitating Fidel’s propaganda—about cadres of highly trained and equipped doctors, zero deaths from Cat 5 hurricanes, and all the rest. The funny part is that we’ve got more than a million Cuban refugees living here in the US that aren’t exactly mute. We know how the island works far better than you. It’s a strict communist military dictatorship with no freedoms and plenty of hard work.
So sure, let’s play a game. Let’s pretend that Bush demanded at gunpoint – as the ruling dictator of Amerikkka – that everyone leave the southern US during hurricanes. Would that save lives? Possibly. But the lives LOST as people later fled the US in leaky boats for Mexico and Jamaica to escape living under his dictatorship would certainly outweigh the lives saved.
If you can somehow believe that Fidel’s iron fist somehow gently protects his people, you aren’t just uninformed, you are willfully deaf and blind. I mean, really. You’re not talking to a bunch of budding Marxist/socialists here.
Oh god, if I must give an answer – it’s because he failed to protect American lives. Simple. Even Fidel rises to the challenge, Bush plays guitar and continues his working holiday.
Here is something that is clearly damning:
Now check out the links for Cuba:
How does that happen? If anyone here is sharp enough to answer?
BTW I take back my reason for my IMPEACH BUSH stance. You are really shallow if you need a reason, it just feels good when you say those two words over and over to yourself. It then takes over and you can’t help but slip IMPEACH BUSH wherever you are into whatever you are keyboarding on the Internet. And I am not even an American. I just smell blood and have turned up for the party
Oh, and Wadard? Why don’t we just find some Cuban webpages – maybe even a Blog or two – and ask some actual, you know, Cubans how things work there? I mean it’s a paradise where nobody ever dies; at least not during hurricanes!
Oh, that’s right. You can’t get an Internet connection from paradise without special government permission and monitoring. Darn.
You were touching yourself when you wrote that last post, weren’t you Wadtard. Admit it.
How was it?
I’m not sure Jeff wants his bandwidth used to accomodate your one handed web surfing, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Just remember, like the rest of the democrats and other leftists, that’s all you’re doing with these ridiculous rants: jerking off. And like masturbation, the only thing you’ll have at the end is a fist full of goo and a stupid grin on your face. But if that’s all you’re after, that’s all you’re after.
He made the offer first on the 28th, then on the third to be in NO on the 4th. He has done hurricane relief for heaps of countries.
Goody! Let’s play google games!
Google ‘hurricane preparedness in cuba’: 127,000 results.
Google ‘hurricane preparedness in usa’: 846,000 results.
See? The USA is almost 8 times more prepared than Cuba, based on Google results! Yay!
This is beyond idiotic.
Oh god, if I must give an answer – it’s because he failed to protect American lives. Simple.
HOW? You do realize the Federal Government isn’t responsible for “hurricane preparedness” in the country, don’t you?
And I ask, again:
So Waddy, you fully support Bush suspending the Constitution in times of crisis?
Yes you got me, I’m getting off. How did you know, you must be into that sort of stuff to see it in me. Well, I’ve finished now and you don’t look so attractive now – so CYA Fred. I’ll be back when I’m horny for you again.
I showed up after you were done, silly.
I just caught you with a stupid look on your face and a sweat sock around your “puppet”.
And look, I’m as embarrased about it as you, but lets not inject your latent homosexuality into the mix.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
OK, that’s enough of the solo play imagery for me. Best of luck with your “IMPEACH BUSH! Just for the grins!” campaign, Waddy. I encourage you to press your American Leftist friends to take the same approach. It’s good for my side.
If our president behaved anything like Castro, guys like Wadard would freak the fuck out. At least then the accusations of fascism and calls for impeachment would be justified…
Googling for fun and profit! (well, at least fun)
Lemme try:
Google Cuba and “human rights abuses” Results 1 – 10 of about 418,000
Google United States and “human rights abuses” Results 1 – 10 of about 184,000 (and all but 2 of those are to amnesty international)
Hey, this is fun!!!
I would still like an expanation of how it can be safer in Cuba during a hurricane than any other time.
Also are you aware that 1.9 million people is 20% of the population of Cuba? That Cuba is crushingly poor and almost no one has automobiles? It would take 40,000 buses to move that many people. I suspect most of them walked, huh? Do you know what the response would be if anyone over here suggested the folks in New Orleans walk to safety?
His comments don’t appear to be working. Where do I order my pie? Is this some kind of joke? I wanted cherry, will settle for pumpkin. I’ll vote to impeach Norm Minetta.
Sorry Wad, my meds are running low too.
Yes.
TomB, got another:
“Results 1 – 10 of about 9,960,000 for usa paradise”
“Results 1 – 10 of about 2,640,000 for cuba paradise”
These Google results empirically prove that the the USA is more of a paradise than Cuba. You’re right, this is fun!
Sorry Wad, my meds are running low too.
I BLAME BUSH!!!
I DEMAND PIE…….AND MEDS!!!
(tw: married. we are awfully married to this bit, aren’t we?)
“Results 1 – 10 of about 52,500 for cuba “performance art”
“Results 1 – 10 of about 271,000 for usa “performance art”
Yay!!! We beat ‘em again!!!
“Results 1 – 10 of about 76,900 for usa “sperm bank””
“Results 1 – 10 of about 14,200 for cuba “sperm bank”
And again!
“Results 1 – 10 of about 90 for cuba “aaron carter posters””
“Results 1 – 10 of about 867 for usa “aaron carter posters”
Anyone else tired of this yet? Wadard?
Retards admiration for commie dictators is quite telling. Admit it, Ret, you’ve got pictures of Fidel’s AND Mugabe’s junk on your puter.
Dream on. George W.Bush is the best thing that has happened to this country in quite awhile!…It would benefit the Liberal Dems to take some time out to try and help our country instead of bicker…We are Americans and we need to be for eachother and STOP PARTISAN POLITICAL BS… Thanks!
Anyone else tired of this yet?
One never tires of good, solid research.
Or a big slice of key lime pie.