That’s the good news. The bad news is, they were likely shitfaced when they came up with the data, and on a Leaving Las Vegas, cirrhosis-crazed bender when they finally got around to publishing it.
Not that such revelations should deter you from following their advice. I mean, global climate change, right? So you see? There’s precedence for blind faith!
“Suggest”?
Good enough for me.
I’m going to hoist a beer in memory of Norman Geras, who has passed. This is for Norm.
I think further study is warranted.
So, who’s up for some 12 ounce curls, followed by 16 ounce curls?
In the beginning Yeast created the bar and the barstool. Now the bar was formless and empty, enzyme was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Yeast was hovering over the grain.
And Yeast said, “Let there be ferment,” and there was ferment. Yeast saw that the ferment was good, and it separated the ferment from the lees. Yeast called the ferment “beer,” and the lees it called “dregs.” And there was imbibing, and there was belching — the first draught.
I don’t think it’s an accident that they serve beer at the end of 5K runs.
Except the ones sponsored by MADD, of course.
Did I mention we’ll cool down with 1 ounce curls?
Are too many commoners drinking wine these days that the mucky mucks have been forced to switch to beer to avoid feeling too vulgar and ubiquitous in their tastes?
The scientists intended to say that I should follow a workout with a beer but due to the lens of my background and life experiences I interpreted ‘beer’ to mean ‘lasagna’. I control the message. Me. What the scientists intended is irrelevant. Do I have parsley in my teeth?
5.7 miles last night on treadmill followed by two 22 ounce Central Waters Brewhouse Coffee Stout, fulfilling two of the four basic food groups. EtOH and C8H10N4O2.
I interpreted ‘beer’ to mean ‘lasagna’.
Son, I like the cut of your jib.
I have put this hypothesis to the test and, well, I just can’t remember how it all worked out.
Blue Moon Harvest Pumpkin Ale is quite the tasty quaff.
Beer. So much more than just a breakfast drink.
You GUYS: #DarkBuzzFeed
Wotta buncha sick, twisted freaks.
God bless the Internet.
oh lookee
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When this study first came out, my dad immediately switched to nonalcoholic beer over Gatorade for mitigating his hideous cramps.
Anecdotal evidence is it seems to work pretty great.
I don’t care for beer, never have. I tend to leave half-empty beers on tables or bars at parties and gatherings, and figure someone who likes the stuff will finish it off later.
Here. Grab you one, it’s what’s for breakfast.