Another of McGehee’s Laws: Never take legal advice from the other guy’s lawyer. Or any advice of importance from the other guy’s agent or representative.
In any case where you’re dealing with the government, the government is the other side.
“Because,” thought _________, “I’m totally fine with ____________. I just want ________ to________ .”
“Because,” thought _MAJOR GENERAL COUNT CHOCULA JR._, “I’m totally fine with _THE PROGRESS OF THE MEGA-HERPES EPIDEMIC_. I just want this _BOTTOMLESS MOJITO BUCKET I PAID A LOT OF PERFECTLY GOOD MONEY FOR_ to _SACK UP AND IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON TOUT SUITE_.”
_“Because,” thought _FAMED OARFISH ENTHUSIAST PENFOLD B. WUSSLEMORTEN_, “I’m totally fine with _HIDING CRATES OF CHROMIUM ALLOY FREE ROTATING SARDINE NIPPLES FROM THE SWAMP POLICE_. I just want this _OMINOUS CARBUNCLE ON MY HIGHLY PULCHRITUDINOUS ASS_ to _WIN THE INDIANAPOLIS 500 SOME DAY_.”
“Because,” thought _hellomynameissteve_, “I’m totally fine with _spamming a thoughtless reuse of a seemingly randomly constructed line for varying topics, that ends up reading almost as a nonsequitor as I fill in the blank with ___issue___. I just want _people_ to _confuse my probably script-generated quasi-mad-libs with an actual point or argument_. Also FAAARRRRTTT. ”
Obamacare navigators are just for the people what have to go on the Obamacare cause they made Bad Choices in life.
Nice one. Next you’ll be telling us you can’t trust the IRS help-line to give you accurate information about tax law.
Oh, the IRS already does do that. You’re still responsible, even if an actual IRS employee gives you the bad advice.
Yup, Spies. I had the misfortune of learning that the hard way years and years ago.
Another of McGehee’s Laws: Never take legal advice from the other guy’s lawyer. Or any advice of importance from the other guy’s agent or representative.
In any case where you’re dealing with the government, the government is the other side.
people what have to go on the Obamacare cause they made Bad Choices in life.
what a fucktwit.
“Because,” thought Jeff, “I’m totally fine with Obamacare. I just want people to get accurate information about it.”
You ain’t from around here are you, steve?
“Because,” thought _________, “I’m totally fine with ____________. I just want ________ to________ .”
“Because,” thought _MAJOR GENERAL COUNT CHOCULA JR._, “I’m totally fine with _THE PROGRESS OF THE MEGA-HERPES EPIDEMIC_. I just want this _BOTTOMLESS MOJITO BUCKET I PAID A LOT OF PERFECTLY GOOD MONEY FOR_ to _SACK UP AND IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON TOUT SUITE_.”
_“Because,” thought _FAMED OARFISH ENTHUSIAST PENFOLD B. WUSSLEMORTEN_, “I’m totally fine with _HIDING CRATES OF CHROMIUM ALLOY FREE ROTATING SARDINE NIPPLES FROM THE SWAMP POLICE_. I just want this _OMINOUS CARBUNCLE ON MY HIGHLY PULCHRITUDINOUS ASS_ to _WIN THE INDIANAPOLIS 500 SOME DAY_.”
“Because,” thought _hellomynameissteve_, “I’m totally fine with _spamming a thoughtless reuse of a seemingly randomly constructed line for varying topics, that ends up reading almost as a nonsequitor as I fill in the blank with ___issue___. I just want _people_ to _confuse my probably script-generated quasi-mad-libs with an actual point or argument_. Also FAAARRRRTTT. ”
hellomynameissooriginalasaremythoughtssoisharethemeverywherebutdonotcallmeDalekhunteraswehavenothingincommonashehasacapital.
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In Russia both steve and Dale are better looking but the work product is the same.