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“I didn’t mean for this to happen, Billy—for me to become the righteous Spark the universe chose to ignite the flame of Truth, you know? I mean, that I’ve become the Rosa Parks of the Peace Movement—me, a simple Mom who lost her son and wasn’t looking for any media attention—it’s just crazy! Not to mention a bit embarrassing, truth be told. In fact, I plan to talk at some length about how I never wanted any media attention during the daily press conferences I’ll be giving as a supplement to my cross country bus tour –” * |
Dear God,
Please let the bust tour come to my town. Live Freakshows are just so hard to come by these days.
This may be my only shot.
Password was “mother”. Now how damned freaky is that?
Hey, maybe she really didn’t want any media attention. At least not if they’re going to ask her real questions, as apparently they’re starting to.
So apparently, CINDY! is the friggin’ monolith from 2001: A Space Oddessy or something. Guess that means that Martin Sheen is trying to become a starbaby or something. Huh.
Rosa Parks my hairy ballsack!! More like Jane fucking Fonda. Dude, that is an outrage. Rosa Parks!?
I dare her to take that sideshow on the road,nay, I beg her to do so and I recommend her first stop be New York City. And if she leaves there without being run out of the city; she can truck on down to Hampton Roads, VA – the largest military community in the US. Sure Cindy, bus tour all you want, find out what the nation full of people without a political agenda strong enough to compel them into the hinterlands of Crawford really thinks of you.
Woah!!! Shank.
You know Nivea for Men has some super creams and salves to maybe thin out some of those scrotal follicles.
I think the Sheehan bus tour could be good for the country. You know the tomatos are just starting to rot on the vine and it’s been years since anyone’s participated in a good old-fashioned pelting.
Dude! I’ll bet Lardo Moore is just pining away to be at the center of this little fiasco.
I used to pity her. Now I’m starting to get pissed off.
Well, I live in VA Beach, so I doubt she’ll be near me. I mean, there’s not really a Jewish population, so who would she blame if things went wrong?
Maybe you should market the idea: The All New Martin Sheen Suppository!!!
Seriously, Ward Churchill is bound to show up eventually. Let’s have a pool for the actual date!
Michelle Malkin is running a caption contest. Howsabout, “I hereby dub thee, ‘Dances with a Bunch of Patchouli Soaked Fuckwits’.”
The All New Martin Sheen depilatory.
Cuz hairless balls drive the pachouli girls mad!
“In a public relations blunder that later destroyed her movement, Cindy’s peyote burp muffled her hearing as Hymie Two-Feathers Zimmerman from Lakota, Montana made her an honorary Jew.”
“Okay. We have agreement. You want Chief to persuade all tribe to stand around holding signs at Camp Casey for 3 days and in return Chief gets Brumskie. Now let’s get a look at those melons.”
“Rosa Parks didn’t do nothin’ but sit her black ass down.”–Eddie, “Barbershop”
Turing word: done. As in, Cindy has done gone apeshit.
TW: among. We now observe the CINDY! in her natural habitat, strutting among the loons.