Two words: Halliburton Illuminati. Two more words: ANWR caribou.
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A three way with John Merrick and the Bat Boy and the shame that comes the morning after. Oh, and something with that cooking guy David Rosengarten, so our buddy Gandhi will have someone to be suspicious of.
Dale Gribble is on the case…
I don’t expect anyone to follow up on these startling ANWAR caribou revelations – expect the MSM to continue focussing on the Aruba side of things.
It’s time for some intrepid blogger (excuse me, CITIZEN JOURNALIST) to cultivate sources within the ANWAR mosquito population.
Since I was castigated for it before, I’ll pass on the nits to pick. ANWAR was Sadat, the refuge is ANWR—no A. American National Wildlife Refuge. If anything, it’d be ANWIR.
Arctic National Wildlife Refuge—I can’t even get the correction correct.
TW: air, as in head.
Damnit. That’s what I get for relying on USA Today.
But what if it wasn’t the Halliburton Illuminati? What if it was the Democrat Trilateral Commission trying to frame the Halliburton Illuminati? Unless of course, the HI were trying to make it look like the DTC were framing them, so that they would have an airtight alibi. Those bastards are just devious enough to do something like that!
Not your fault Jeff. Most of us Alaskans can’t even spell actrownim.
Maybe USA Today is referring to drilling Hot British Actress Gabrielle Anwar. Now there’s a policy we can all get behind. So to speak.
SHHHHHHHH! Ixnay on the Alliburtonhay.
I can say no more. My dog has fleas.
What did the armadillo know, and when did he know it?
Halliburton Illuminati!! That is hilarous!
You need to a series on this super secret most evil of organizations!!
Aren’t you leaving out the Rosicrucians and the Masons?
Mac – I agree, a policy for our time! Illuminati, sheesh. Everyone knows its the Rothschilds and the Hidden Order of the Knights Templar at the behest of the Gnomes of Zurich. And the Jooos, can’t forget them.
yes, it is the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge…. don’t get me started on how much this will benefit the nation and how so-called environmentalists from the Lower 48 who have never even set a foot in Alaska are misinformed…
The Illuminati? Pfft. Yesterday’s news. Those guys can’t hold a candle to Skull And Bones. Talk about your multinational occult cabals.
That’s just the new lobbying firm I’m forming with Leonardo Illuminati, the guy who’s fronting for Jesus XLIX, the living descendant of Our Savior, in temporal matters—you know, business, politics, picking up hookers…
Two more words:
Plastic Ostrich!!!!