Tammy the blind date: “Wow. You really are quite thick, aren’t you? And shiny. I like that.”
“Regis”: “Thanks. Nice tits.”
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Gimme some sugar, baby.
So……..
Whats the armadillo up to?
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
Thanks for the update. I had forgotten that Bolton even exists.
News cycles these days are a bitch.
Regis: Thanks baby, would you care for a ride?
He’s very forward. Some women are all over that.
Some women are all over that…
The good ones, anyway.
Oops. Did I actually type that? Must be Friday.
Say, speaking of Friday…
Regis – blunt and to the point, that’s why he was made ambassador to…er…um, his host organism was made ambassador to the UN.
That’s Bolton’s only real problem: that effing moustache. You wanna chase around the room with a broom and beat it to death. Frankly, if the Dems had contested him on that basis, I might have sided with them. But they picked his integrity.
Losers.
I’m thinking Bork’s beard, Sheldon, for running mate. Whaddaya think: Regis-Sheldon ‘08—has a nice presidential ring to it, don’cha think?
Oops, my bad. Bork’s beard’s name isn’t Sheldon, it’s Clayton. I don’t know where that came from.
Actually, I think Sheldon is William Shatner’s toupee. And no, he won’t be running for president or veep—born in Canada.