My inside sources tell me that, in exchange for the support of the two Senate Republican leaders (oh yes they are, too!), the President has promised McCain one full day of Oval Office access — including getting to sit in the big chair and push some of the buttons on the phone — and has allowed Graham to come along, too, “provided the little swish doesn’t touch anything.”
McCain reportedly tried holding out for half a peach cobbler for his daughter Meghan, but Michelle was having none of that, and in the end, McCain decided that just asking was racist. Because of like Aunt Jemimah and stuff.
Honestly. How many times are some Republicans going to go to bat for this blatant Marxist, whose latest gambit is to fire shots into Syria that are not meant to change the balance of power, but are instead intended to show Iran that he means business about making a show out of how he means business (without actually meaning business, which he’s all but stated upfront).
If Rapturous Iranian leaders and inbred North Korean midget kings had the ability to laugh, they’d be absolutely howling at the man pretending to be President of the United States.
Because really, how could they not?
Truth is, I would be, too, were I not so ready to burst into tears all the time.
Fed. no. 4:
*** It is too true, however disgraceful it may be to human nature, that nations in general will make war whenever they have a prospect of getting anything by it; nay, absolute monarchs will often make war when their nations are to get nothing by it, but for the purposes and objects merely personal, such as thirst for military glory, revenge for personal affronts, ambition, or private compacts to aggrandize or support their particular families or partisans. These and a variety of other motives, which affect only the mind of the sovereign, often lead him to engage in wars not sanctified by justice or the voice and interests of his people. ***
Exhibit No. 5,377 on why The Federalist and Toqueville are not taught to Americans any more.
Sen. Inhofe opposes, evincing the sanity to say that an act of war by the United States will put the United States at war with Syria!
Good on ya, Sen. Inhofe. Expose the conceit of the Secretary of State and the President of the United States, who dare to pretend that when the United States commits an act of war upon Syria the United States will not be at war with Syria.
Remember when Washington D.C. at least sorta seemed serious? Good times, good times.
“Twerk ye rosebuds while ye may,
Missiles will soon be a-flying
And this same bullshit that smells to-day
To-morrow will be multiplying.”
God. Help. Us.
an act of war by the United States will put the United States at war with Syria!
And Russia and Iran and God knows who else.
This isn’t even about Obama’s vanity, principally. It’s about toppling Yet Another Secular Dictator so that the Muslim Brotherhood can take over.
ORIENTALISM!
Oriental despotism, he joshed. Or, didn’t.
I would be, too, were I not so ready to burst into tears all the time.
Get yourself a bad orange skin job, and you could be the next Speaker!
That wouldn’t have been enough for her anyway.
Peach cobbler is rich stuff. A half of one might be kind of hard to keep down. Unless it is one of those “it started out as a pie but then I messed up” cobblers that are more what I’d call a crumble anyway.
“Get yourself a bad orange skin job, and you could be the next Speaker!”
Why do Oompa Loompah’s hate their hobbit kin so?
Little late for that, I’m afraid.
Only question is what happens when the inevitable
excrement slams into the oscillating air impellerOpportunities For Change present themselves. Iran decides to follow through and torch the Ghawar oil field leading to a $500/bbl oil panic? Perfect opportunity to promote alternative energy and physical fitness! Presumed missing MANPADS launchers from Libya make their presence known around American airports? A good reason to bring back passenger rail!Almost makes you wonder if that was the idea all along…
John McCain, Obama’s Bitch.
Linseed Graham, the Bitches Bitch.
I do wish these two would shut their damned pie-holes (or cobbler holes, as the case may be).
What a fine thing it would be if Americans were to finally stand up for themselves against this pretender ObaZm. Hopefully these sorts of results make a showing in every Congressional office.
the baracky touch
Egyptian Media Portray Obama as Satan
WS:
*** To include the one who said, recently, that the Obama administration plans a response in Syria that is “just muscular enough not to be mocked.”
Outside of Washington, that sounds like crazy talk. Dangerous crazy talk. Who talks that way? Who thinks that way? Especially about war. Even if it isn’t “… war in the classic sense,” as we are now being told by someone who is a Washington figure in the classic sense and was recently seen enjoying a splendid dinner with the man he now calls our enemy, the target of our retribution, and the equivalent of Hitler. Though, of course, we don’t want to do anything that might harm him, run him out of town, kill him (heaven forfend) or in any way result in “regime change.”
So maybe it isn’t the people who are confused or ambivalent. ***
We can only hope the people are not crazy, and can see clearly when they’re being lied to in the most blatant and foolish fashion.
“It’s not war”, says the Secretary of State Who Had a Hat, “it’s an action”.
“It’s not war”, says the Secretary of Defense Who Stamps His Foot, “it’s an action”.
“It’s not war”, says the President Who Didn’t Draw a Red Line, “it’s an action”.
joey hairplugs
Mark My Words: Someone Is Going to Test This President
it’s impossible to know which way meghan’s coward daddy will vote until he votes cause of he’ll want to look like he’s showing leadership so he has to wait and see how everyone else is gonna vote
he’s a fucking maverick don’tcha know
hey let’s open pandora’s box
After Pot Decision, Holder Asked Whether States Can Opt Out of More Federal Laws
Sweet mother of Jesus. Meet the oppressed:
It doesn’t matter to me much whether someone tries to shut me up using government authority, or the authority of their Internet mob.
Or maybe like…Anonymous? Oh, what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to be bugfuck nuts…
Speaking of “bugfuck nuts.”
McCain offered tacit support after being awoken from a Vietnam nightmare experienced when he fell asleep playing online poker.
Maybe they’ll commemorate 9/11 by launching a few missiles or flying a few sorties for Al Qaeda. It would be fitting.
Is our favorite lawyer blogger now claiming moral authority? I guess I could read his post but I don’t want to.
It’s more that he fails to see himself in that which he rails against.
<tweeeeeet!> Illegal use of “lawyer” and “moral authority” in the same sentence! Five yard penalty and loss of down!”
This time it’s different. Because SACRED HONOR
or some damn thing.
Democrats: “All the Sicilian Expedition belong to
usyou. Now, wanna give Syria a go?”The high moral ground we are asked to stand upon.
I blame the Joooooos.
Another penalty? Dammit!
The Democrats learn where the real “red line” is to be drawn.
Another penalty? Dammit!
Get used to it. Vikings season starts Sunday.