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So…

Does this mark me as pro-choice?  Or pro-life…?

Because I gotta tell you, I’m having real trouble deciding which mailing list to sign up for.

9 Replies to “So…”

  1. I think it just makes you tough on crime.

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Well.  I was okay with the coke and the hookers.  But I suppose those were victimless crimes, eh?

  3. dougrc says:

    I think that a blastocyst should be left well enough alone within the confines of his/her mother’s womb..but once it sneaks outside and starts that juvenile delinquency crap all bets are off! Nail the perp!

  4. shank says:

    I don’t think that’s neccesarily pro choice or pro life, it’s just tough love.

  5. SeanH says:

    Jeez, Jeff.  It’s good to be tough on crime and all, but that seems a bit harsh for what I assume was a first offence.

  6. Percy Dovetonsils says:

    If you’re pro-abortion, and aren’t willing to sign up for medical school so you can learn how to perform abortions yourself, does that make you a “chickenabortionist”?

  7. Ana says:

    You know this means you’re going to hell, right?

    TW: sent. Exactamundo.

  8. Mixed-up teen says:

    I’ll have to remember that newspaper trick.

  9. Murel Bailey says:

    That reminds me of this sick board game I came up with in high school. It was called “Embryo-O” and you played it with embryos you’d move around on a track as game pieces. The rules were contained in this doggerel:

    “Move your embryo around the track

    Smash it if it doubles back

    If it lands on another man

    Smash its guts out with your hand.”

    I’m not sure what the intended victory condition was, but it seems like there’s be an awful lot of mashed embryos before you got there.

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