Your clue comes in the form of a limerick. First to correctly assess the mood wins. The prize being the satisfaction of having won.
Ready? Here we go.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose face was so long he could tuck it
down into his Levis —
or with socks, maybe knee highs —
Either way, you know what? Fuck Obama.
Whimsical?
Tequila?
Day-to-day?
heh, and here I’d already eliminated Fr.ScottKey and RogerTaney. Shucks.
From Ace’s sidebar: “Slate web site will no longer refer to Washington’s NFL team as the Redskins.”
Without following the link to Slate, for obvious reasons, I’m just going to guess they’ll henceforth be known (in all the truly enlightened areas) as the “Washington R-words”.
Wait, shit, “retard” is already on the verboten list. “Washington Other R-words”
Situation normal in Obama’s America.
Quite contrary.
Another problem for Slate.
I’ll guess, “gobsmacked over something fundamentally stupid John F’n Kerry did in the capacity that Dear Leader appointed him too”.
Craving a habañero chalupa.
But I cheated, so…
– Why do you hate peanut butter?
Obviously the indicative past pluperfect subjunctive mood.
– Wait, are you channeling Putin?
Contrary to ordinary?
Maybe you should dig around behind the sofa cushions. Because sometimes regular catalepsis is almost as good as procatalepsis.
Situation normal. The Dillo ain’t dancing
Exhausted.
Hoarse?
Fun with homophones!
Sorry. “H-word”phones.
Still trying to get my mind around the whole brown paper bag thing. Color me perplexed.
Limericks? I’m more of a haiku person.
Detached bemusement.
There once was a king from Chicago
With a soul far blacker than Blago
In silent he vowed
“To make Marcuse proud,
You’ll be living like Dr. Zhivago”
Let’s hope the mood isn’t a black-thing we wouldn’t understand, whatever else it may be.
Limericks? I’m more of a haiku person.
three years, six months
low information voters
proclaim the new queen
You’re hot for John effin Kerry.
The editors at slate will be horrified when I tell them how I grilled
redskinnoble savage American potatoes on the grill last night.From Ohio there once was a Speaker
Whose outlook had never been bleaker
With a tear he did cry
“One-third’s half cannot try
To make me the any less meeker.”
Full-on outlaw, go ahead and let it burn.
A justice named Roberts did seize
Upon some newborn legalese
“It’s a matter of facts
Every law is a tax
And this robe is a crown if I please.”
I’m shocked no one picked ennui.
I’m pretty sure you can purchase pickled ennui in Japan. Or one of those trendy little places that ‘feets knows all about.
I’m pretty sure you can purchase pickled ennui in Japan
They adopted it from the French during their period of Indochinese colonialism.
Red Velvet Ennui with a buttercream frosting.
Hahahaha.. no.. really.. hahahhaahaha!!!
“I’m bored and dissatisfied with the utter pointlessness of human existence… but with a tangy vinegar zestiness!“
takarebeaskydninitraminvilipizttzipilivnimartinindyksaeberakat
Cerberus, guarding the gate to the underworld.
Explains the French Indochinese game of “Ennui Go.” You set up the board but nobody makes a move. Très ironique.
So, is it now racist if I find a chink in my armor?
Everything you do is racist, George. Just learn to deal with it.
I use to be disqusted, now I try to be amused?
“disqusted”? Trying to comment over at RSM’s place? Yeah, I hate that thing, too.
ennui go into the future of our once proud lil country
I’m starting to think this whole Obama thing was a big fucking mistake
“I’m starting to think this whole Obama thing was a big fucking mistake.”
Welcome to the party, pal. Sorry if we’re running low on beer and nachos, but some of us hatey, white, gun-owning Jesus freaks got hear 5+ years ago. Maybe we’re not so stupid after all?
i can bring extra beer but i haven’t had a chance to track down any of the Blue Moon peabnut bubber kind
and this weekend looks sorta challenging as far as fitting in any meaningful shoppertainment goes
Seems like every TV character I see that drinks beer is drinking Blue Moon. Don’t they know it’s named after a nekkid Eskimo?
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/342345.php
Ace, known for his sad buy in to Romney/Ryan inevitability, using the “where there is smoke their is fire” rule on the trashing of the Herman Cain candidacy, and some particularly pitiful anti-Santorum “THEOCRAT” calling only ten short months ago, has been seen down in the west end of the Shire asking around if he can buy the old Skeever’s Hollow place out by Farmer Maggot’s barley corn field.
He says he’s third party and has declared a pox on the house of the GOP rinophance.
Took him long enough. Not that he’ll stay for long.
Except Longmire. He drinks Rainier. But in at least one of the books I’ve read so far, he’s back East and settles for something else.
Oh, hi palaeo.
I thought he was strategically cisrino and now he comes out all transwackobird?
Personally, I like bock lager. Shiner Bock is good, preferably a little water,y and in a frosted mug. But I usually drink Mickey’s, when I drink. Because I have awful taste in beer probably. The one beer I ordered to be adventurous attacked me. (Red Rocket Ale).
I said “This beer is trying to hurt me I think. From the inside.” The bartender responded, “It’s pretty bready.” Then I ate a couple of bratwurst, and drank 2/3 of the evil beer and gave up. Yay for pubs!
There once was a country named ‘Merica
Where unions claimed their fair share-ica.
All the taxes and regs
Gave all the jobs wobbly legs
Then Obama pulled out the chair-ica.
If I were giving Oprah a Preezydential Medal of Freedom, it would be one of those gold foil wrapped chocolate coins. I’d take bets on how long before she ate it.
Shiner Bock is from texas i love it very much whereas Blue Moon peabnut bubber ale has subtle notes of peabnut bubber and I’m a whore for peabnut bubber
Obama is getting Medals of Freedom from the same supplier as his Nobel prize.
http://i.imgur.com/x8E7qtd.jpg
Mood = “seeking distraction yet haunted by looming specters of inept tyrannical collectivism and divisive banana republic style injustice” .
My music and movies
All hate me.
My books and my games
Are the same.
My sins are too great
‘Cause I won’t clean my plate
When the powers that be serve me blame.
Oh bring back, bring back, bring back a sane world to me to me
Bring back, bring back, oh bring back a sane world to me.
My country is weak
And distracted
Hands tied up
with red tape and false shame.
Where once we’d have
Gladly reacted
Now we just sleep
Through the game.
Oh bring back, bring back, bring back a sane world to me to me
Bring back, bring back, oh bring back a sane world to me.
The elephant
Long since forgot me
The Donkey was hiding a bear
And now the lights go off
in summer
As uncle Sam cleans up
The Air.
Oh bring back, bring back, bring back a sane world to me, oh boy!
No wait, scratch that. Copy Book Headings ahoy!
When Ace breaks out the flaming skull and the pudding cups and proclaims his personal allegience to Jeff, the Duke of New York, A-number-1 Guy, then I’ll believe it.
Bells. It’s Michigan. I’m all about buying local, except that I”m not some liberal asshole, etc.
Sometimes my preferences make me resemble one.
Last night – at work (i’m waiting tables in Obama’s New Amerikkka of Hope and Change), I waited on a couple who had never been to Michigan. So I start telling them about spots nearby where they are going – and attempted to describe how there are fewer crowds, etc, because Michigan is so isolated. I brought up Tenn in comparison, and they guy interrupted me saying he’s NEVER go to Tenn, because they don’t go to “Red States.”
Ba haaa haaa haaa. I can play lib pretty well (I’m working for tips), but I had a nice hearty laugh about that later.
Liberals are so open minded, I think their brains fell out.
School bus fight: Three black teens attack white, bus driver doesn’t intervene
Three black 15-year-old boys severely assaulted a 13-year-old white boy – allegedly because the white boy had told school authorities that one of the black boys tried to sell him drugs. The fight resulted in the victim having a broken arm and two black eyes.
http://exm.nr/16DsWS2
If Obama had three fifteen year old boys…
If only all liberals were as concientious about avoiding red states.
link
http://www.speaker.gov/general/christmas-august
Gratifying to see our rulers are putting their time to good use.
You know, if Mike Royko were still alive, Obama would never have become President.
THANK YOU GOV. COMO ! Firearms Company Moves its Jobs To Pennsylvania
I miss Mike Royko.
Grandiose Obstreperous Progressives.
“Gauge the mood?”
We have a proto-tyrant who waivers everything except his unwaivering war on what once was America. Fight or be fucked, mood’s got nothing to do with it, deserves does.
Fight or be fucked, mood’s got nothing to do with it, deserves does.
It is that. Good grief, things have come to a pretty pass when every single news source is suspected of being Tass. But they did it to themselves and we don’t have to take it lying down.
rust never sleeps dept.
Connecticut Senators Propose Gun Ban for Those Under Temporary Restraining Orders
Waiver-ing, the country, bye-bye.
Re: nr above.
So just about anyone you have ever come within 10 feet of is empowered to have your 2nd amendment right taken away without any notice to you on just their say so to a court. Sounds a bit “letters de cachet” to me.
rust never sleeps
Email service reportedly used by Edward Snowden abruptly shuts down
So let me know when Cisco, Juniper, Microsoft, Oracle, IBM, HP, et al decide to shut down rather than comply other National Security Letters requiring espionage code be placed in their products.
It’s either that, or be viewed similar to Huawei in the eyes of anyone concerned about privacy or security…
This is a very good OT article from the American Thinker.
Not real helpful mind you, but full of light and truth none the less…
I guess my lack of a social life is an asset. There aren’t any women who are going to accuse me of threatening them because there aren’t any women. I guess the proggies could hire someone to lie about it.
– More tax payer dollars down the first black presidents “spend as much of whiteys money as you can while you’re in office brotha” endless vacations shithole .
But, but, George Bush!
Defiant.
Oh, and there’s some minor problems in the Pacific Ocean. A comment from a very long-face…
The comments over there make us here seem lighthearted and jolly…
I wonder how contaminated the water actually is. I doubt it’s very much. To an idiot proggie, any contamination is a fatal amount.
For instance, most fresh water has some arsenic in it, and removing all arsenic would be prohibitive in cost. That doesn’t stop them from bitching about it, though.
Don’t tell them that radioactive material is naturally occurring. That might snap what’s left of their brains.
I will concede that plutonium is something we made. If I’m not mistaken, it was used in one of the bombs that was dropped on Japan. While the initial effects were pretty bad, it doesn’t appear that in the long-term there is a huge problem.
Then again, I know that Godzilla isn’t real.
I just looked it up. Fat Man, dropped on Nagasaki, had a plutonium core. I’m sure more material from that core got into the environment than ever will from the reactors.
Disgusting: Democrat Anti-Gun Nuts Now Lumping in Trayvon Martin with Columbine, Virginia Tech, Tucson and Aurora Shootings
link
rust never sleeps
HUNDREDS OF UNHINGED LEFTISTS Try to Disrupt Conservative ALEC Conference in Chicago (Video)
stupid never sleeps
Is Dick Durbin the Dumbest Democrat?
If there really is an overwhelming amount of radiation in the air/water/ground, then I expect to see Godzilla stomping through Tokyo on the news soon.
A the least Gamara.
how many plutonium atoms/isotopes does it take to kill a human?
Gamera is really neat, he is filled with turtle meat,
we all love you Ga-merrrr-aaaaaaaaaa.
I miss MST3000.
Link to gamera song
Awesome! Thanks, cranky.
leigh – and anyone else who likes funny: Go buy yourself some RiffTrax. They’ve got well over a hundred shorts, around 50 feature-length ‘crap’ films (similar to the stuff they used on MST3k) and 100+ audio-only tracks that sync up with Major Hollywood Releases that they’d never in a million years be able to get the rights to. (e.g. Lord of the Rings, all 6 Star Wars’, the first 6 Harry Potter films, and the Twilight series — which is hilarious).
You can find previews of all their stuff on their website, or on YouTube.
Thanks, John. I love stuff like that. I’ve corrupted my kids with Monty Python and Firesign Theatre, too.
I just liked them on FB. Their homepage says it’s the same guys who did MST3k. No wonder they know how to bring the funny.
“Let’s have an attitude check.”
“I hate this BLEEPing place.”
“Let’s have a positive attitude check.”
“I positively hate this BLEEPing place.”
“Let’s have a negative attitude check.”
“I don’t like this BLEEPing place.”
“Let’s have a short attitude check.”
“BLEEP it!”
—from “Red Storm Rising” by Tom Clancy and Larry Bond
I liked Wizard People.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDV5_m9GmHU
From LB’s OT AT link:
From the first link at his link, actually.
Yes, but was it a bigger mistake than electing Caribou Barbie to theVice Presidency? C’mon; confession is good for the soul. Let it on out!
Dude, you really need to try Paulaner Salvator, which is a doppelb0ck. It’s out of this world. Maybe a little rich for people who like light beer, but it’s definitely easy on the tonsils.
Mickey’s is a malt liquor whose big mouth bottle practically demands a raw egg. Which is how my brother used to drink it. One whiff of Mickey’s and you know exactly what those freshness-dating commercials mean by “skunky beer”; I think skunk scent is a key ingredient in Mickey’s.
Mickey’s is something you drink when you’re a kid and don’t know any better.
“African-American commentators politely but firmly disagreed. “Here’s a general rule of thumb to follow when using the n-word for white people,” said sociologist, author and radio host Michael Eric Dyson on MSNBC: “Never.” ”
No deal. All prior commitments to consideration, decorum, and courtesy went out the window when you started calling white people “whites” indicating that the bargains were apparently negotiated in exceptionally bad faith.
In beer lingo I now assume that “bready” means ” this should not be in your mouth. It tastes like a kick in the throat would taste if a kick in the throat were a chemical”.
You have to store Mickey’s in a dark pantry. It is not a sun friendly brew. It really should be in an opaque bottle or can. But then it might not be so cheap.
“Mickey’s is something you drink when you’re a kid and don’t know any better.”
That niche is currently occupied by Natty Lite.
Mickey’s is a regular part of my ‘cornbread/ texas toast and tomato paste ranch style pinto beans with ham ans sausage’ eating routine . Which is coming up BTW.The season starts in late October with the onset of rainy 40 degree shit weather that lets your yard regenerate before the two surprise freezes kills the hell out of it along with those supposedly “climate tough” flowering shrubs you planted. Often it coincides with the first Halloween sniffles.
leigh says August 8, 2013 at 5:24 pm
I miss Mike Royko.
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John Kass is a worthy successor and not as liberal.
Kass is good. Royko was an old school liberal and he mostly waxed nostalgic about the old neighborhood. He didn’t bother me since I ignored his politics and read it from a human interest POV.