Word of warning: remember when you’ve had a juice containing beetroot. It’ll save you the morning panic of sitting in the bathroom thinking your colon is suddenly bleeding out.
Don’t mention it. I’m a giver that way.
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“…wrecked ’em? – damn near killed ’em.”
Would a nice enema help? In a political sense, the nation had one in 1994, and needs one in 2014.
Note to self: spike that rat bastard sonofabitch’s coffee with beetroot juice.
That essay that Car in linked to in another thread also related the words “juice” and “ass” but in a different way.
A good friend of mine planted beets, which he dearly loved, in his garden. He canceled his doctor appointment after figuring out there just might be a correlation between beets and stool color.
– Love pickled beets in salads so I’ve been aware of the “colorization” thing for awhile.
– Bumblefuck is finally acting concerned to the point he’s dropping any pretense to being “president to everyone”. He’s undoubtedly the most polarizing, bigoted son of a bitch ever to infest the WH, bar none.
“The Department of Justice is firmly committed to ensuring our nation’s security, and protecting the American people, while at the same time safeguarding the freedom of the press,” Attorney General Eric Holder said in a statement. “These revised guidelines will help ensure the proper balance is struck when pursuing investigations into unauthorized disclosures.”
– Bullshit. What it will ensure is that the Bumblefuck gestopo won’t lose the ankle-licking Lefturd media.
for the science!!11!! try pumpkin
Beetroot juice – gotta try this. Love pickled beets, I’ve seen the root kits in Publix, and I have a juicer that’s underutilized. So, I’m’a grab a random bag of plant material and get busy.
I catch enough hell for the negatives of a high-fiber diet. This might not help my social standings, I take it?
With the right juicer, fiber is taken out of the equation. Smoothies, on the other hand…
juiced beet makes a fun color for your salad dressings
also you can juice ginger and carrot and make dressing out of that
this time of year you can get prickly pear tunas cheap and juice them they take a slice of lime and a little agave syrup
also you can not juice anything at all
it’s still a putatively free country you know
Fiber is still considered a good thing. Rejoining that list, salt of the earth (for at least a while, until the next super-scientific! study decides otherwise).
As a temporary celebration of salt’s return to grace, I’m enjoying a 32 ounce margarita, properly salted. And grandly Marniered, of course.
You have to play some Prince when you are pooping beats!
Pour a glowstick into someone’s drink. It will make their urine glow. Particularly effective with Mountain Dew drinkers.
Chemistry pranks are good clean fun. There’s another one that I cant remember right now that will make urine blue.
There’s another one that I cant remember right now that will make urine blue.
– I think that’s the one where you get your nuts stuck on a freezing aluminum pole.
That has never happened to me, BBH. I’ll take your word for it. ; )
If Zimmerman wins? Hashtags for the win!
#ThievesDie #ThugsDie #CivilSocietyWins
Either way?
#BadPsrentingSucks!
– If he gets convicted?
#NofreeTVs
“Politics of contraband does not include the killing of children. What, are you, some kind of fascist?” – Sonny Crockett, “Smuggler’s Blues”, Season 1 Disc 5 Miami Vice
… apropos of nothing, really.
“I always like to take s good look st America. In case it’s my last.” – Glen Frye’s character, a smuggler, ibid.
Ya made me look.
Leigh, I think that’s methylene blue you’re talking about. Yves Klein served blue cocktails made with the stuff at the opening of one of his exhibitions, knowing exactly what effect it would have. Heh.
That’s it, Golem. Thanks!
Oh
That kind of juicing.
I was hoping to build trapezius muscles so enormous that my hearing would be affected