Me: “So. What do you think about the idea that the original leaker is Judith Miller—that she is in fact in jail protecting herself as the source?”*
Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “Again—I’m not at liberty to discuss any of this.”
Me: “Well, it seems at least plausible, doesn’t it?—Judy’s upset that Wilson’s self-serving op-ed in the Times undercuts her own Times reporting on Iraq, so she pushes back in such a way that it calls into question the Ambassador’s motives…? I mean, Newsday does identify a Washington meeting Miller had with an unnamed government official on July 8, does it not?”*
Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “I can neither confirm or deny any of that –”
Me: “– Although, it could simply be that Miller is protecting somebody in Cheney’s office. Tell me, is it Dick Hannah? Am I close? Howsabout Stephen Hadley? Or Robert Joseph –?”*
breakfast burrito: “I wouldnt know. And even if I did, I couldn’t say –”
Me:: “– William Luti? Richard Perle? James Woolsey…? C’mon, breakfast burrito—give me something here. What about Walter Pincus?”
Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “I find ‘Pincus’ a fun word to say.”*
Me: “Yeah, me too, now that you mention it. Sounds a bit naughty, doesn’t it?”*
Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “Sure. If you know where to put it and how to use it, it does…”
Wait, does that come with sour cream?
That burrito knows more than it’s letting on. I think you’d get more information if you softened it up a bit first with stuff like “Cilantro. Love it or hate it?” or “Lots of jalapeños or a bit of serranos in the salsa?” Y’know, get it talking all friendly-like.
Then hit it with the probing, Pulitzer-winning stuff. It might be worth a try.
Oh, come on. Who really cares?…
Isn’t that burrito a bit stale by now?
I wondered how the Pincus clan got their namesake. Now that I know, I will go get a labotomy (sp? who really cares), so that I may never think of it again.
I’m a little disturbed by the homo-centric tone of your last few posts, Jeff. Especially this one – I mean, clearly “Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito” is just a thinly vieled reference to Cheney’s package, and by extension, his large Presidential ambitions.
And just the thought of Cheney as the Big Guy has Helen all in a dither.
I always thought Karl looked more like the bagel and cream cheese type…
RIGHT WING TOOL! Judith Miller is a martyr at the altar of the Freedom of the Press! She is a shining beacon in the dark Bushaliburtlian night that has…oh #$%&, I can’t finish this with a straight face…c’mon burrito, give us the inside scoop.
Been out all day. Looking over this post again now though, I giggled.
No idea why—though my wife says it’s because I keep skipping my pills.
You know……..I’ve been away for awhile, but I’m back…..and, well, I admit it, you continue to amuse me..thx
S-
By the way, you reminded me of this site I found this morning which may amuse YOU, due to your Rove-Taco Post:
A Play
The Ongoing Saga of a Man and His Streams of Near Un-Consciousness
THE EGGS AND CHORIZO WERE FRIED!!!
PEOPLE DIED!!!
(You know, heart disease…the silent killer.)
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Yaz
Sounds like extra chesse on that burrito
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