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“Carpe Diem (or, Teddy Kennedy finds a twenty dollar bill and just kinda goes with it)”:  a protein wisdom nanofiction

“Nineteen spicy chicken sandwiches, yes.  And a six-piece McNuggets.”

11 Replies to ““Carpe Diem (or, Teddy Kennedy finds a twenty dollar bill and just kinda goes with it)”:  a protein wisdom nanofiction”

  1. maggiekatzen says:

    hmmmmm, are you sure he wouldn’t just spend it on booze?

  2. I’m thinking that the lardbucket, Senator goes with the 20-piece and drops a sammie or two.  But that’s just me.

  3. Patrick says:

    So….you’re saying he went to Wendys AND McDonalds?

    Just because I’m sure he could be more practical if he wanted to be.

  4. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Hey, man—I just had a McDonald’s spicy chicken sandwich for lunch. Or maybe it’s called a Cajun chicken sandwich.  Better make that change.

  5. Mark says:

    Is that a Ted Kennedy quote, or an Oliver Willis quote?

  6. Ana says:

    You never see them at the same place at the same time. Oliver and Teddy.

  7. Beck says:

    7 minutes, 52 seconds later:  “That hit the spot.  Godamn, I think my head just got bigger.”

  8. TomB says:

    “Oh, and a large diet coke……”

    “….with bourbon.”

  9. Chrees says:

    Come now. I don’t think that low of Teddy.

    Although I would be very upset with him if he found a $20 bill and didn’t think “lapdance.”

  10. me says:

    Bloody typical – the Democratic Senator from Taxachussetts spends the whole $20 on food – forgetting that he’ll have to pay TAX on his purchase.

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