12 Replies to “A brief message from John Bolton’s mustache, “Regis”, to the Ambassador from Cameroon, who thinks he’s being tactful but really is not”

1. Major John says:

   August 4, 2005 at 7:56 pm

   Cameroonians have a thing for formidable moustachioes do they?

2. Jeff Goldstein says:

   August 4, 2005 at 8:01 pm

   I imagine it’s like the first time man saw the ocean.

3. Kira Zalan says:

   August 4, 2005 at 8:55 pm

   “The UN Charter is fundamentally a political, not a legal document. On finances it amounts to little more than an ‘agreement to agree.’”
   
   – Op-ed in the Los Angeles Times, April 13, 1997

4. Bucko says:

   August 4, 2005 at 9:35 pm

   I suspect Regis will be obliged to open a monster can of bristly mustache whoop-ass before John’s appointment (and Jeff’s series) have run their course.

5. Beck says:

   August 4, 2005 at 10:40 pm

   By day, billiards felt sweeper Regis is an ordinary mild mannered collection of bristles… But at night, he transforms into Super-Stache, the UN reforming facial fashion!

6. JWebb says:

   August 4, 2005 at 11:13 pm

   Is it true that John Bolton’s stunt double is Wilfred Brimley?

7. MC says:

   August 4, 2005 at 11:42 pm

   Only while selling diabetes medication from atop a horse.

8. Daniel says:

   August 5, 2005 at 1:42 am

   It seems that the ‘stache had a good day today ,despite what the Donks were predicting.

9. Ana says:

   August 5, 2005 at 1:59 am

   I am the walrus.

10. MC says:

    August 5, 2005 at 2:16 am

    Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo!

    Craig Stadler: Wait! I am the walrus!

11. CraigC says:

    August 5, 2005 at 3:24 am

    Has Regis thought about selling rides?

12. ss says:

    August 5, 2005 at 2:59 pm

    What’s the Camaroonian equivalent of ”Jesus”? I bet that went right over his head.

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