I grant you that it’s difficult to parody the strained jargon of the metrosexual agonizers and penis deniers, as I attempted to yesterday with my post on the baseball team that pulled a car off a trapped young girl, but I must point out that it is reactions like this one that suggest I can still pull it off with stunning aplomb.
Beta male. Me.
Honestly. To borrow from Brad Hamilton, doesn’t anybody fucking knock any more?
update: the linked post seems to have disappeared without a trace. Which I guess is a kind of retraction…
The fact that the writer is so ideologically tone deaf and humor impaired that she didn’t understand the point of your post is worrisome. The possibility that she’s in some position of power is frightening.
Haha! It’s like reverse MadLibs!
you be da betta
Sheesh. You guys know what that young lady needs.
It’s not perfectly clear, but could be read as equating modern feminine mystique with a stupendous imbecility. Which, that’s good, right? Or at least it has the good label.
eff the gov’t
German Homeschooling Family’s Request for Asylum Denied by the U.S. Government
From her About page:
If that’s her real picture, I’ll give her a pass.
Bob,
After reading that I almost feel bad about the comment I left at her site. I know what I’ll do; I’ll pray to my natural association ruler for forgiveness ;^)
At least she’s to the anti-feminist side of your cartoon self, Jeff.
Wow, her site just went down.
I was going to try to read about her (so that I didn’t make the same mistake she apparently did about this site). At least Bob managed to snag the About page.
I’m looking at it right now.
She’s got some wacky ideas in my view, but America is nothing if not a kind of uneasy amalgam of wacky ideas.
Strange, the page wouldn’t load for me after the first time I looked. I had to flush the DNS to get it to work again.
I think she wiped out that post, after I commented on it.
Who says you can’t undo?
Linky no worky for me.
But, no worries, my manhood will endeavor to persevere.
She’s a flower-child wannabe. Trying to punch above her weight wasn’t a good idea.
She’s probably chanting and burning sage leaves. Poor thing.
The link goes to nowheresville. Can’t see what the comment was. and can’t read all of her blog right now….
Nevertheless,
As a man that leans traditionalist/classical liberal, I see a lot to like about that woman blogger.
Bob Belvedere post her about page, and that seems (generally) in line with many trad-con women.
See: The Thinking Housewife.
God bless the neoreactionary / dark enlightenment blogosphere.
Also see: http://habitableworlds.wordpress.com/2013/04/21/visualizing-neoreaction/
Male Feminists Afraid of Masculinity: Defending Manginahood
Okay, so this just happened to be posted in one of my facebook groups.
Heroic right? You can call it chivalry, politeness etc. Men seeing fellow citizens in distress, decide to help and are made heroes for it. Beautiful right? You would think so, but it seems that Male Feminists ARE really, outraged in this case!
“How dare they, help women?!!!”
One male beta concluded:
Oh no how dare they act nice, and help some poor woman! Women are independent and free these days. Didn’t you know women are TOTALLY capable of fighting off five guys who wish to rape them!
Male feminist course of action: “Next time I see a gorilla attacking my wife, I will just calmly walk-by, after all she is independent and equal and NOT weak, so she will fight of the gorilla herself.”
Ugh Why can’t male-feminists fly to Mars or something?
Thinking Housewife:
http://www.thinkinghousewife.com/wp/
And I am going with that blog not being a parody, in regards to my previous post
Yes, she has definitely deleted the entire post, now. That may be why I had trouble reaching the page there for a moment.
(Updated) Visualizing the Dark Enlightenment, v. 1.5:
http://habitableworlds.wordpress.com/2013/04/24/visualizing-the-dark-enlightenment-v-1-5/
Perhaps not everyone gets the wit volleyed around these parts. An acquired taste, as they say.
You know when it’s not?
At the precise instant you must insist it is.
Yet another person who doesn’t get it. Nobody actually reads anymore.
Conan, that chart of your is badly in need of a legend.
“It was a joke, ya loopy bint!”
perhaps people should go easy on her… it might be possible that her dom, er husband, told her to take down that post
Heh. Like a good little submissive?
I’m sure she’s got the right ideas. But she just needs to be careful before pulling the rhetorical trigger.
Though taking the post down without noting the mistake is kind of bad form, I’d say.
-Very bad form, indeed. Perhaps, she should be spanked? – Ponder that question here.
-Conan wrote: Bob Belvedere post her about page, and that seems (generally) in line with many trad-con women.
Just glancing at some of the stuff on her site, it seems to me she’s a believer in her own version of Ayn Rand’s man worship idea.
I’m pretty sure only the Duke could get away with that, Bob.
I’ve often thought that the Internet should be captioned for the humor-impaired.
It’s interesting Leigh that that post is in the top five hit-gathering ones I’ve published in my five years of blogging.
Sheesh. You guys know what that young lady needs.
No comment.
I imagine it is, Bob. It’s a great topic for discussion.
“Wife Spanking: Hot, Awesome, or Both?”
I’ve only threatened a spanking. Next thing you know, I’ll be counting to 5…
I have gotten a spanking and believe me, I earned it.
Hey now!
This blog needs a safe word.
We have one. Unfortunately, it’s too unspeakably filthy to repeat in public.
Missed the confuzzled blogger’s mistaken overreaction, I gather it was mildly hilarious, but I’m in still in shock over a much more portentous recent occurrence…
Angelina Jolie aborted her breasts!
best rack in Hollywood, too.
they were ticking time bombs she’s better off forging ahead without them
what a cool chick
I spanked my wife once, and y’all better think long and hard before you go there.
I mean, I can take the constant pestering for more and harder, but some of you betas might find it stressful…
what did I say about a safe word?
At least throw us a trigger alert before you over share!
There had to be tangible evidence of a real malignant neoplasm growing, not just a measly 82% probability that one might grow. I’m guessing she had a lump that tested positive for breast cancer. Then, someone scripted for her this emotive tragedy.
A script born of Hollywood, all but guaranteeing her another Oscar.
As someone once said, ‘this is the unkindest cut of all’.
cancer is that thing with feathers what perches on the soul and is really scary
Wasn’t Jolie a cutter in her early days?
you know that’s not
she’s really a cool chick if you want hollywood fodder go pick on that useless dumb as rocks obamaslut jessica alba
A girl I knew growing up (her mother was my mother’s best friend) died of breast cancer when she was in her very early thirties. Left two or three (I’m sorry to say I don’t recall) pre-school and/or early grade-school aged children without a mother.
I can also tell you, violating one of my self-imposed commenting rules, that my beloved is scared to death of breast cancer. She’d literally rather die than have to undergo a masectomy.
The point being that breast cancer is a
particularlyespecially vicious bitch.serr8d, Ernst,
Angelina’s mother fought cancer for 10 years before finally losing the battle. My mother died of pancreatic cancer this past March, only 34 days after diagnosis. I’m not sure which is worse.
If Angelina had a possibly malignant lump, I can fully understand her decision.
Brad Hamilton ? So I ended up on YouTube with a scene of Sean Penn stopping at a convenience store and asking for the bathroom just as the place is robbed. His reappearance gives Brad Hamilton the opportunity to splash coffee in the crooks face, and it’s awesome, Man, awesome.
serr8d says May 14, 2013 at 9:40 pm
Again, please look at Jolie’s own account of this, and not the media hacks. They are portraying this as something other than what it is. She obviously went through a lot of pain from the procedures, and she won’t be able to breastfeed anymore (assuming she ever did, I don’t know), but this was done with full aesthetic considerations. She still has all the usual external features, and she described the scars as “small”.
The media has fixated on the cost of her screening, but has said nothing about the likely costs of the actual surgeries she had performed, instead leaving us to suppose that she just had everything removed. This borders on propaganda, as the message normal women are getting is from this is very different from reality, and I suspect that with Obamacare in place, the cost/availability of the more aesthetic options will be much worse, putting it only in the hands of the super-wealthy.
Hi, Brad. You know how cute I always thought you were.
This blog needs a safe word.
I think it has one already, it’s just that “Plook me now, you savage rascal!” wasn’t an especially well thought-out choice.
Angelina absolutely did the right thing. An 87% chance of getting breast cancer is nothing to wait on. Getting a double mastectomy on short notice is traumatic, and having time to prep for reconstruction can be benificial to the psyche. My wife had a 2D tumor. We had all of 30 days to make a decision on a double mastectomy and no time to prep for reconstruction. My beautiful wife is a survivor today, but her implants are more of a burden than aesthetically pleasing.
Mrs. B. had the BRCA test a few years ago because her mother had breast cancer three times [it eventually killed her]. She was fully prepared, if it came back positive, to have a double mastectomy – I agreed with her. She had no signs of breast cancer when she had the test done. Luckily, it came back negative.
Glad to hear it was negative Bob. My wife was 7 or 8 months from her last mamogram when we found her tumor. So, it doesn’t take long grow if the potential is there.
Glad to hear Mrs. GaryM is doing well.
Cancer’s a Goddamn bitch.