- “freedom” → “the soft tyranny of rampant consumerism”
- “insurgency” → “quasi-soccer hooligans”
- “Islamic fundamentalism” → “slightly miffed Muslims with a wee bit of a bone to pick”
- “inchoate democracy” → “seemingly endless fields of dead Iraqi civilians whose dying wish was to return their country to the halcyon days of Saddam’s stern but loving rule.”
- “Israel” → “Palestinian territory”
- “George Bush” → ”Him”
- “french fries” → “chips”
- “United States” → “Kingdom of the Bible-thumping Jew lovers”
- “assimilation of immigrants” → “wanton cultural genocide”
- “black” → “white”
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(story here; h/t Kate; more here.)
Clearly a typo on #6 – that should be “George Bush†→ “Hitler”
I almost went with “Bucky Goldstein,” but I figured nobody’d know what the hell I was going on about.
“Jews” → “infidels”
And you’d be right, too, Jeff.
I thought it was “Islamic fundamentalism†→ “riteous warrior-sect visiting well-deserved vengeance on decadent Western fascist globalizing capitalism”
Swear I saw that one somewhere…
Yeah, that’d work too, I suppose. But try to work in the phrase “wee bit”.
No one, not even a Brit, could keep a stiff upper lip reading that list. Hah! Not even a wee bit.
I remember where it came from—it was George Galloway’s speech to the US Senate.
And, now that you mention it, I think he did finish it off with something like, “… and they’re more than a wee bit miffed about it, too, so we’d best withdraw post haste!”
“sexually provocative armor-plated rodent that can dance like the Back Street Boys” → “armadillo”
Black -> white????? Don’t let Jesse Jackson know.
Am I the only one to notice Jeff’s signature nine item list has ten entries? And in ADDITION to terrorist makes eleven. And it’s confusing the hell out of me. . .
Hmmmm.
Leaders of the G8 -> pussies.
Steyn was right again. Britain can take it, but they can’t dish it out.
frites!
with mayo.
mmm.
I love Belgium.
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Fafblog!!!!
“children killed by suicide bomber” —> [THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK].
this is the Funniest thing EVER
Steven Wright’s “Jewish Cowboy” riff, unless I’m mistaken.