“And while we’re at it, keep that walker of yours out of the hallway, wouldya? Almost broke my fool neck the other day making a run for the crapper.”*
(h/t Bill)
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There are certain advantages to marrying someone who can remove their teeth.
Turing word ‘how’, as in how can you go to bed with someone who looks like your grandma?
“Simon is gifted with the organ.” Yeah, but use it gently, young chap. Old bones break easily.
I don’t think there is any truth to the rumor that they are changing their names to Harold and Maude, however.
Turing word ‘how’, as in how can you go to bed with someone who looks like your grandma?
Well, not MY grandma. Yours, on the other hand …
AGEIST!
I love my grandmother and Werther’s, Bill. Now what?
Using the phrase “full-blown romance” was unfortunate.
Protein Wisdom always has the fresh wrinkle.
How lovely, their reception had a “roaring twenties” theme, just like her first wedding. Only then they were calling it a “now” theme.
Thanks for that – I have to go scrub my eyes with steel wool after reading that article.
From Derb on NRO:
I got a little insight into people’s health-care priorities a couple of weeks ago, when the news first came out about the Viagra-blindness link. I happened to mention the story to a fiftysomething male acquaintance.
Me: “There’s a report here that says Viagra can make you go blind.”
He: “So?”
Well, when you get to that age, it’s not like you
wantneed to see what your wife looks like naked. Just rely on memory.Oh wait, memory is the first thing to go. Well, use your imagination, then.