Even though it was quite inflamed—and even though I kept poking at it with the uncoiled tip of a paperclip—I guess I never really expected it to pop like that. At least, not with such magnificent force.
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Did someone say something?
Hey, who you callin’ a nobody?
Hmmmmm,pus.
Pus alert! Worse than a jam alert. Yikes!
It’s almost a release. The pus. Ya know? When you lance it?
Come on, why’s everyone looking at me like that?
… do you have *any* idea where that paper clip has been!?
No doubt he sterilized it in a glass of overpriced vodka.
Please tell me you’re talking about Ted Kennedy’s head.
Hey, the ooze news seems to have picked up the traffic.
Here’s an idea: you could start an online journal about stabbing boils! Call it: The Lance-net!
Yuck. Write something like that on the weekends, when I’m actually too busy to read.
I’m just hoping that the boil was on Jeff, and not on the armadillo. ‘Cause that little hypochondriac doesn’t need yet another reason not to dance . . .
Hell’s bells, I’m probably never gonna read your site AGAIN after that!!!
My spam word is reaction. Oddly enough, I don’t have one.
At least, not one I can spell…
*splorch*
Somehow I think this is foreshadowing the Roberts hearings.
Mining for Zit-Hits. Hey, why not?
Get some iodine on that before it gets worse.
Pus is a very underrated word but on its best day it can easily compete with “turd” or “bile”. Just don’t sell it short.
What is the adjectival form of pus?
purulent
NOT “pussy” – “purulent”.
Maybe he should’ve quit when it was a head.
darling, you’re supposed to throw used condoms away, not keep playing with them.
and this is just too fucking funny that the word I must type to post my comment is “come”
I do NOT want to photoshop a boil on the little guy!
Using “purulent” rather than “pussy” is frankly pussilanimous.
And of course, “purulent” plus “pussy” equals “fluho”.
I’m sorry.
The last time I heard the words “pussy” and
“fluho” in the same sentence, I was watching a Fellini movie.
Now that’s funny right there. I don’t care who you are.