Wow. No guns, no Jews, and an unlimited suckle off the state’s plump entitlement teat.
Now all that’s left to do is name Kim Jong Il ruler for life, and International ANSWER will finally have its paradise on earth…
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update: History’s Second Drafts… (h/t Stephen Meyer)
THE US MILITARY: MAKING THE WORLD SAFE FOR ANTI-SEMITIC SOCIALIST STATES!
It gets worse.
Sweet! Say, you think Justin Raimondo and Pat Buchanan will come out retroactively for the war?
“And no Jewish writers, either!”
— Lt. Bradshaw
“The Further Adventures of Nick Danger, Third Eye”
Jeff:
When are Billy Jack and Ward Churchill going to opine on SCOTUS?
P.S. Hoist a Romulan Ale for Mr. Scott, RIP.
Hey that sucker’s got years of middle-east peace and stability written all over it. Can’t expect any Islamifacists to emerge from that democratic state. The jihad-preaching mullah has to be shaking in his boots right about now.
Powell was half right we broke it but I’m afraid we’re going to find out we didn’t and won’t own it. Sorry to rain on the parade but billions of dollars, thousands of US casualties to simply make Iran-lite.
“Leaves” as in I don’t like the tea leaves I’m readin’
The hits just keep on comin’!
Did they crib those passages from French law?
One more. Can’t resist.
On the positive side, we can start calling the leftists chicken hawks for not going to Iraq to fight for paradise.
Why don’t they just start off with Article 1, Section 1 with something like: “Wherever this document refers to ‘Iraqi’ or ‘citizen’ or ‘individual’ or ‘human being,’ we all know we’re talking exclusively about non-Jews. I mean, really, who are we kidding here?”
By the way isn’t
a band from Orange County?
If not it should be.
Bucko…
No. West Hollywood.
Bucko…
And it’s a silicon teat.
Allah’s second link is actually good news. If Jafari can wink at the Iranians and Syrians enough to get them to close the borders – pivotal to stopping or slowing the supply of terrorists – then stability is potentially obtainable.
As for the Constitution thing, well, as if we wouldn’t write that in if we could re-do oures, right?
I mean, right?
HOMOPHOBE!
Not good news.
Perhaps Jaafari is thinking, if we can’t beat them why not join them? It would be quite the superpower. Of course, we will then have revolution in the streets of the US (I will be among the mob) and Bush will go to prison (if he’s lucky).
You gun-loving Jews. So picky!
I really wonder if this will stand. There are crazy people in every political system; the real question is how many of them infest Iraq.
Jews got guns?
Uh-oh.
Wonder if all the exiled Iraqi Jews now in Israel thought to keep their old house keys. If they did, looks like they needn’t’ve.
“Student”, as in I hope the Iraqis get past the student permit stage of democratic governance soon.
Why is Bushitler/Haliburton screwing up our Iraqi puppet government’s constitution like this?
Well, these things have a way of evening out over time. Once Canada outlaws Catholicism, having no Jews in Iraq won’t seem like such big deal.
“Care”, as in The liberals who would try something like that are liberals who reeeeally, reeeeally care, so much more than the rest of us knuckle-draggers.
Whoa, hang on here, guys. The Israel references is from an earlier draft. Still unsettling that it was there in the first place… but “Israel” isn’t mentioned in the current draft.
That’s good news.